"Opportunity is missed by most because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison
"You do not lead by hitting people over the head -- that's assault, not leadership." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
"The dumbest people I know are those who know it all." - Malcolm Forbes
"He who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger." - Japanese proverb
"A father carries pictures where his money used to be." - Unknown
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." - General George S. Patton
"I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow sh*t." - Mitch Hedberg
"Despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often." - Oliver Hereford
"Any person capable of angering you becomes your master; he can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him." - Epictetus
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doublec4 Member
Posts: 8289 From: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Registered: Jun 2003
Personally, I think Arnold has the best qoutes ever. (in a ridiculous way)
Here's a sample of what comes out of this man's mouth:
"I was always dreaming about very powerful people, dictators and things like that. I was just always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered." Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1977 film Pumping Iron
"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is... The Pump. Let's say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles and that's what we call The Pump. You muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode any minute, and it's really tight - it's like somebody blowing air into it, into your muscle. It just blows up, and it feels really different. It feels fantastic" Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1977 film Pumping Iron
"Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer." Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1977 film Pumping Iron
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Tugboat Member
Posts: 1669 From: Goodview, VA Registered: Jan 2004
"I can't tell you if the use of force in Iraq today would last five days, or five weeks, or five months, but it certainly isn't going to last any longer than that." -- Donald Rumsfeld, November 2002
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Cadillac Jack Member
Posts: 1165 From: Jacksonville, IL, USA Registered: May 2003
"He needs a playmate" said by my drunk husband to me after I nearly died delivering our first son...I was in recovery after 3 days of hard labor...they haven't found him yet.
If you obey all the rules you'll miss all the fun. - Kate Hepburn
------------------ MsBeth~MsBethsFieroGarageBoomtastic Racing Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined.- Henry David Thoreau Proud mother of a soldier!!! HOOAH!!!
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webbee Member
Posts: 1149 From: Los Angeles, Ca. USA Registered: Jun 2000
"I DO like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done."
-Jennifer Connelly, on multitasking while getting intimate with her husband. She is married to, and co starred with, Paul Bettany in A Beautiful Mind. Great flick, BTW, but I'm glad I'M not married to her! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268978/
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Nobody's coming to get us. Nobody's coming to get us. The secretary has promised. Everybody's promised. They've had press conferences. I'm sick of the press conferences. For God’s sake, shut up and send us somebody.
"He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it a second and a third time, till at length it becomes habitual." --Thomas Jefferson
"Where rights secured by the Federal Constitution are involved, there can be no rule-making or legislation which would abrogate them." Miranda v. Arizona, 384 US 436 (1966)
"An unconstitutional act is not a law; it confers no rights; it imposes no duties; it affords no protection; it creates no office; it is in legal contemplation, as inoperative as though it had never been passed." Norton v. Shelby County, 118 US 425 (1885)
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Posts: 1175 From: Waterford, MI Registered: Jan 2005
"People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence, they're begging for rule by brute force, when the biggest, strongest animals among men were always automatically 'right.' Guns ended that, and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace to make it work."
Water is fluid, soft, and yielding. But water will wear away rock, which is rigid and cannot yield. As a rule, whatever is fluid, soft, and yielding will overcome whatever is rigid and hard. This is another paradox: what is soft is strong. -Lao-Tzu (600 B.C.)
Empty your mind. Be like water. Put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. Put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. Put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can flow, it can creep, drip or crash! Be water, my friend. - Li Jun Fan Yuen Kam - "Bruce Lee" - (1940-1973)
Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying to you about 9/11 - Huey, "Boondocks"
I reject your reality and substitute my own! - Adam Savage, "Mythbusters"
It would indeed be the ultimate tragedy if the history of the human race proved to be nothing more than the story of an ape playing with a box of matches on a petrol dump. - David Ormsby Gore
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Patrick Member
Posts: 36477 From: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada Registered: Apr 99
It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.
