Ultimate thread killer titles: How can I get more power out of my duke? 3.4 DOHC or 3800 SC? Can I beat a supra with my 2m4 automatic? SBC or 3800 SC? I can't release the E-brake! Can't find the gas door release, Ran out of gas! How can I turbo my duke?
Here are a few more: Why does my steering wheel wobble? Why does my headlight motor just keep spinning? Rate me! Politics are good!
Owner of page three! DOMINATE.
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09:08 PM
HoMiE_TeLeFrAgGeD Member
Posts: 1388 From: Elkhart, IN, USA Registered: Jan 2004
Heh, I can truely kill a thread....and today, I will show you how! 1. Say something so ridiculous that only a 17 year old from Michigan could come up with it. Ex. "Thats funny....funny like cheddar!" or "thats great...that reminds me of this 7 DOLLARS!!!!" and then not say anything more. B. Faces. Post annoying faces like ^.^ ^__^ X__X >.> <.< and so on and so forth 3. name calling....we just won't go there.... 9. incoherently place numbers and random facts throughout a post....really throw people off 69. great number ^_^ 84. slow corvette, fieros came out 96. Also dun spel anee ting corectlee & talk N AIM style LoL j/k
I garuntee noone will post here now....^.^ -Ben ::MOO!::
Gooo Gooo yummm yum mama mama..I wanna see the last words from FieroRumor, then I will NEVER darken the doorstep of T/OT caligraphically again..please FR..please.. fierofetish
Gooo Gooo yummm yum mama mama..I wanna see the last words from FieroRumor, then I will NEVER darken the doorstep of T/OT caligraphically again..please FR..please.. fierofetish
I too have been anxiously awaiting these last few words for they may unlock the mystery of the abbey or reveal the meaning of life. I have been sitting on the edge of my seat for 22 hours now and I think it is about to give away.
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07:37 AM
fogglethorpe Member
Posts: 4828 From: Valley of the Sun Registered: Jul 2001
If APShaughnessy posts a joke in a thread, and no one reads it, is it still funny?
Great idea!! I should have realized that me posting a joke would kill a thread. Well, either kill it or get me flamed. A great example was when I posted 8 new jokes in my Official Joke thread and it got all of 6 views, and 2 of thoes 6 were me. In any case, Die Thread Die!
A guy walked into a bar in Arkansas and ordered a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looked up, expecting to see some pitiful yankee queer.
Animal Lover The bartender looked up and said, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"
The guy said, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"
The guy responded, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"
The guy said nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us! "
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cliffw Member
Posts: 35957 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
Originally posted by APShaughnessy: Great idea!! I should have realized that me posting a joke would kill a thread. Well, either kill it or get me flamed. In any case, Die Thread Die!
Unh unh, nope ! You will have to do worse than that (it was funny).
What does a woman say who has been totally satisfied sexually ???
Originally posted by APShaughnessy: Great idea!! I should have realized that me posting a joke would kill a thread. Well, either kill it or get me flamed. A great example was when I posted 8 new jokes in my Official Joke thread and it got all of 6 views, and 2 of thoes 6 were me. In any case, Die Thread Die!! "
My post was just a good-natured jab...no malice intended.
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12:08 PM
fogglethorpe Member
Posts: 4828 From: Valley of the Sun Registered: Jul 2001
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