If your vocabulary includes frequent use of words like “Dude”, “Bro”, or “Dawg”, you’re an inarticulate nitwit. And, you’re an idiot.
If, on 9-12-01, you bought a flag at your local dollar store (which is likely owned by Islamic types from the Middle East) and nylon-tied said flag to your car antenna, then allowed it to deteriorate in the elements until it was a filthy, shredded remnant on a stick, you are not patriotic. You are, however, a trendy jerk, and an idiot.
If you have a 1998 Honda CRX, and you removed the back seat to make room for 18” subwoofers, and you drive by my house at 11:30 pm every evening with your bass turned all the way up, and rumble my living room floor with your stupid, urban-contemporary aural mind dump, you lack personality, and are oblivious to the world around you. And, you’re an idiot.
If you’re a cashier, and you are unable to make change on my $1.41 purchase when I give you a dollar, two quarters, and a penny, you are a tragic example of the monumental failure of our public education system. And, you’re an idiot.
If you enter a news oriented chat room, and write “A/S/L everyone”, or send e-mails with the heading “Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: This is soooooo funny OMG LOL”, or if you type the above in all capital letters, or all small letters, or substitute “u” for “you” or “tha” for “the” or “peeps” for “people”, or if you are simply incapable of expressing an intelligible thought because you don’t understand phonics, grammar, or punctuation, you are a pathetic, illiterate wretch, and an idiot.
If you are a vegetarian because of conscience, and refuse to wear fur because you’re against bludgeoning harp seals, and won’t buy certain shampoos because you’re against animal testing, and lobby to save rain forests in South America so some rare fern won’t be plowed under, and oppose capital punishment for first degree murder, and attend anti-war rallies because you loathe violence, but support abortion on demand, you are intellectually dishonest, morally deficient, self-centered, and an idiot.
If you listen to emo, screamo, or any rap/rock hybrid with turntable scratches in the background, you are tone deaf and have bad taste. And, you’re an idiot.
If you read Maxim cover to cover, or can rattle off baseball stats from twelve years ago, or watch Real World religiously, or cry during made-for-tv movies on the Lifetime Channel, but can not name your representative in Congress, you’re a shallow, bovine retard who shouldn’t vote. And, you’re an idiot.
If you start sentences with “They say…”, then proceed to spout baseless propaganda or platitudes ad nauseam, you are a brainless, nattering twit, and an idiot.
If you think I, or any other American, should be taxed to pay for your health care, or housing, or education, or food, or other personal needs, you are an irresponsible parasite. And, you’re an idiot.
If you read this, and are pissed off at me because I “offended” you, and you think you have a right to not be offended, and you think I care if I offended you, you’re a deluded, pompous turd.
Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If your vocabulary includes frequent use of words like “Dude”, “Bro”, or “Dawg”, you’re an inarticulate nitwit. And, you’re an idiot.
Hey Dude... no offense but your an nitwitted articulate idiot.
"If you are a vegetarian because of conscience, and refuse to wear fur because you’re against bludgeoning harp seals, and won’t buy certain shampoos because you’re against animal testing, and lobby to save rain forests in South America so some rare fern won’t be plowed under, and oppose capital punishment for first degree murder, and attend anti-war rallies because you loathe violence, but support abortion on demand, you are intellectually dishonest, morally deficient, self-centered, and an idiot."
What a jagoff. If you're not the jagoff, or a clone thereof, that wrote this thread, you're ok by me. Who cares about your blanket hate? Is it important to cite all of the types of people you hate?
If you spend your energy ranting about how everyone else is an idiot, you are a bigger idiot and getting life for yourself is obviously an unreachable goal.
Originally posted by I'm Back: What a jagoff. If you're not the jagoff, or a clone thereof, that wrote this thread, you're ok by me. Who cares about your blanket hate? Is it important to cite all of the types of people you hate?
See paragraphs 11 and 12 from MY original post. Get a grownup to help you.
If you spend your energy ranting about how everyone else is an idiot, you are a bigger idiot and getting life for yourself is obviously an unreachable goal.
See paragraphs 11 and 12 from MY original post. Get a grownup to help you.
See.....all of the responses to your rant...... get a homey or a bro to help. What's the matter, did a brotha take your GF or your mom on a date and find something real?
I'm now more of an idiot because I read this thread. Then I hit the reply button and typed a responce. And now I'm going to hit the submit reply button. What an Idiot I am.
If you think that a 1998 Honda CRX was ever made, or that a Honda CRX has a back seat at all, let alone one that can be removed, you are oblivious to the world around you. And, you’re an idiot.
In 1998 it was the Honda Del Sol, which does not have a back seat just like the CRX. At least get your facts straight Mr.Idiot.
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If your vocabulary includes frequent use of words like “Dude”, “Bro”, or “Dawg”, you’re an inarticulate nitwit. And, you’re an idiot.
See my first post.
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If, on 9-12-01, you bought a flag at your local dollar store (which is likely owned by Islamic types from the Middle East) and nylon-tied said flag to your car antenna, then allowed it to deteriorate in the elements until it was a filthy, shredded remnant on a stick, you are not patriotic. You are, however, a trendy jerk, and an idiot.
I agree.
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If you have a 1998 Honda CRX, and you removed the back seat to make room for 18” subwoofers, and you drive by my house at 11:30 pm every evening with your bass turned all the way up, and rumble my living room floor with your stupid, urban-contemporary aural mind dump, you lack personality, and are oblivious to the world around you. And, you’re an idiot.
Well... we all have to give and take sometimes. Read this for example. Yeah, I'm an American idiot and I love it
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If you’re a cashier, and you are unable to make change on my $1.41 purchase when I give you a dollar, two quarters, and a penny, you are a tragic example of the monumental failure of our public education system. And, you’re an idiot.
foggelthorp for president!!
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If you enter a news oriented chat room, and write “A/S/L everyone”, or send e-mails with the heading “Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: This is soooooo funny OMG LOL”, or if you type the above in all capital letters, or all small letters, or substitute “u” for “you” or “tha” for “the” or “peeps” for “people”, or if you are simply incapable of expressing an intelligible thought because you don’t understand phonics, grammar, or punctuation, you are a pathetic, illiterate wretch, and an idiot.
LOL yup... I can be lazzy sometimes too.
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If you are a vegetarian because of conscience, and refuse to wear fur because you’re against bludgeoning harp seals, and won’t buy certain shampoos because you’re against animal testing, and lobby to save rain forests in South America so some rare fern won’t be plowed under, and oppose capital punishment for first degree murder, and attend anti-war rallies because you loathe violence, but support abortion on demand, you are intellectually dishonest, morally deficient, self-centered, and an idiot.
WHAT!! those bastards kill plants just to eat them!!!
Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If you listen to emo, screamo, or any rap/rock hybrid with turntable scratches in the background, you are tone deaf and have bad taste. And, you’re an idiot.
Nah.. I can make my ears bleed just listening to the music I created... My friend and I even created a website dedicated to the slander of music everywhere.
Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If you read Maxim cover to cover, or can rattle off baseball stats from twelve years ago, or watch Real World religiously, or cry during made-for-tv movies on the Lifetime Channel, but can not name your representative in Congress, you’re a shallow, bovine retard who shouldn’t vote. And, you’re an idiot.
No comment.
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If you start sentences with “They say…”, then proceed to spout baseless propaganda or platitudes ad nauseam, you are a brainless, nattering twit, and an idiot.
Let's read what they said in reply to your initial post.... Shall we?
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If you think I, or any other American, should be taxed to pay for your health care, or housing, or education, or food, or other personal needs, you are an irresponsible parasite. And, you’re an idiot.
Yeah, I agree 100% I paid my taxes and should be afforded the above IF and WHEN I need it and not someone who just stepped off a boat.
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: If you read this, and are pissed off at me because I “offended” you, and you think you have a right to not be offended, and you think I care if I offended you, you’re a deluded, pompous turd.
I'm very liberal, no offense taken.
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Originally posted by fogglethorpe: Oh, and you’re also an idiot.
I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
My god man, you are an idiot.
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I think what's really the problem is the balance between people being idiots, and doing what makes them happy. As for saying U and typing in all caps, it's simply annoying and improper. As for sticking subs in a Honda, if they can afford it and it's something they're into, more power to them. I agree with many of your points, but at the same time, if you're spending time cramming your oppinions down other's throats and concentrating on how their preferences aren't congruent with your own, you're an idiot.
How funny. Jagoff. That is pure Chicago distortion of "jack off". Grew up with it. It's ingrained in my pronunciation, although I only hear it pronounced liked that when I go home for whatever holidays. I lost most of that accent in the last 14 years out west. That's one pronunciation I can't correct, especially when pissed off. Emphasis on the 1st syllable with special attention to the ag to make it count
"If you are a vegetarian because of conscience, and refuse to wear fur because you’re against bludgeoning harp seals, and won’t buy certain shampoos because you’re against animal testing, and lobby to save rain forests in South America so some rare fern won’t be plowed under, and oppose capital punishment for first degree murder, and attend anti-war rallies because you loathe violence, but support abortion on demand, you are intellectually dishonest, morally deficient, self-centered, and an idiot."
uh.... don't panic ... I Agree ... nuf said. im not sure, but i think He11 just frozeover..
Originally posted by twentyeight: I agree with many of your points, but at the same time, if you're spending time cramming your oppinions down other's throats and concentrating on how their preferences aren't congruent with your own, you're an idiot.
No flame intended, just reflecting on above post.
Why is it that every time someone expresses an opinion that's not popular, it's being "crammed down others' throats"? Did I force you to read it, twentyeight?
Now go back to wearing your baseball cap backwards and complaining that the sun is in your eyes.
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Finally, a thread worth reading. I was beginning to think I had made a mistake by signing on to this "Forum". I've been watching from the back row for some time now and decided to sign up. There seems to be a gold nugget out there every now and then. I haven't kept notes but this forum really has a liberal slant. Everybody is entitled to their opinions, have a ball. But why is everybody jumping on Fogglethorpe for his. The man simply created a thread and 99% of the folks here are crying because they read something in his post and said "Hey, that's me." and can't handle the fact somebody is making fun of one (or more) of their character traits. Get over it. Have a chuckle, move on. After reading all of those thought provoking "My boyfriend won't talk to me... Look, look a fireworks website... I can't sleep at night... Don't you just hate... I'm so depressed someone please type to me... Here I am, look at me..." topics, this is actually funny. A little birdy told me I'd like you Fogglethorpe, she was right.
I have to say I do agree 100%. If you see yourself in his post? You shouldn't be mad at him. It isn't his fault your an idiot. You have only yourself to blame. Or perhapps it was your mommy's fault.
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I'm now more of an idiot because I read this thread. Then I hit the reply button and typed a responce. And now I'm going to hit the submit reply button. What an Idiot I am.
If you think that a 1998 Honda CRX was ever made, or that a Honda CRX has a back seat at all, let alone one that can be removed, you are oblivious to the world around you. And, you’re an idiot.
In 1998 it was the Honda Del Sol, which does not have a back seat just like the CRX. At least get your facts straight Mr.Idiot.
How funny. Jagoff. That is pure Chicago distortion of "jack off". Grew up with it. It's ingrained in my pronunciation, although I only hear it pronounced liked that when I go home for whatever holidays. I lost most of that accent in the last 14 years out west. That's one pronunciation I can't correct, especially when pissed off. Emphasis on the 1st syllable with special attention to the ag to make it count
I didn't know that was the origin. Learn something new every day .
Originally posted by FieroMaster88: If you think that a 1998 Honda CRX was ever made, or that a Honda CRX has a back seat at all, let alone one that can be removed, you are oblivious to the world around you. And, you’re an idiot.
Now, not necessarily. It just means you're oblivious to Hondas, and that doesn't necessarily mean you're an idiot.
I was up at stateline {Lake Tahoe}, the other day and retreived a flag from highway 50. The flag had been duct taped to the broken dowel rod, the flag was filthy, and in shreds. The person that originally had it on their car certainly needed some etiquette on handling of the colors.
Oh well, at least the local scout troop was able to use it for a demonstration on how to dispose of a soiled flag...
