Well, my room mate moved some stuff in the fridge around, and he put one of my beers in a cold spot in the fridge and it froze , but I have more so its all good
I just started jogging after about 6 yrs of not jogging, at all. Does this count as drunk? I want to die and can barely walk or think..
Pray for me. Is it healthy to stumble passed the 2 mile mark and feel like dying??
As long as you don't spill the brew all over the track or create a hearthquake followed buy a Tsunami lol . Keep on boozing and jogging. 2 miles is a long way after 6 years .
4 double screwdrivers tonight. Along with a shot of Jaeger, a Dr. Pepper (coke, beer, amaretto), A shot of tequila and a Keith's Red. Oh yeah, forgot about the rye and coke. I'm screwed.
Did 7 approaches, 7 shootdowns, but I'm up $5 from before. I gave my wing $20 and said give me $5 for each approach I do, he upped the ante and said I'll give you $5 for the 5th and $20 if you get slapped in the face. Another buddy of mine said I'll give you $50 if you get 3 numbers written on your body. Obviously I only got the extra $5. The $70 is for next time.
Anyone else reading Mystery and Style and working on being a PUA?
Ta better part of a 30 pack of Miller. I could care less that it was made by Union Monkey's, or owned by a bunch o' monkey eating investors. Waiting up to watch a re-run of Star Treck, good looking babes with nice clothing?
VODKA. I like kittens, I Like boobs, I LIKE vodka. I'm gonna hate tomorrow morning. Genetics are weird, the other day I bumped into a woman who had been a cheerleader in high school and wouldn't have given me the time of day in school. Her daughter was with her, my son was with me. Her daughter shared some classes with my son and almost wet herself at the chance to talk to him, she had not inherited her mothers looks. Fortunately, my son has not inherited my looks or height. My family has been short and homely on both sides for generations, he is tall and GQ handsome, my daughter is shorter but drop dead gorgous,I think my wife brought a lot more than good taste to our marriage.
Originally posted by FIEROPHREK: Me ! Ok you drunk bastards,How do i hit on the hot bartender and be sucksessfull;? i was talking to her tyonite and she like gave me her hole work scedule and stuff. I don't want to look like ever other drunk dude in the palce but i want to bang this chick bad. Whats the classyist way to do it without being and a_hole? Man this womann is drop dead gorgweous. she told me she was working tuesday and i should come out. Is that a good signe?
ok so my driking b8uddy from work asks the hot chick to come to his Bday party .He said "come to my party! rudy(my nickname)wants to hook up wit you but it to fraid to say anything! He is gonna be there! so are you gonna come to my party? she said maybe and he was allexcited. i said that was her way of being polite and saying NO at the same time. What dfo you guys think? I think she will not show but my buddy is saying she will. Am i being to negative? If i am icant help iti have a bad trak record with women.Am i even asking the right people bybasking you drunk mo fo's LIOL Well i thoink she is ju8st being polite but my buddy swears she is gonna show . Well i will be a luky dude if she does show. If she doesn't . . . well io figured she wouldn't. loike i said ,i am a very negative person. i cant help it its hopw i see the world.
Well, well, well...here it is Saturady night. Only 12:45 and I am back at our house in Geporgia. Our newest company promotes concerts around the S.E. us. What a CRAZY night!!!!!
We are flying my mom with us to our house in the islands in the morning. Last time she had passport issues and was not allowed to fly...BOOO I am excited to show her what we have made for ourselves over the past year in our little slice of paradise!
Better have a few drinks of water to avoid "flu like symptoms" in teh morning! LOL
I'm not drunk....yet! Today's my birthday and I'm just getting started on my bottle of tequila. Man.....I haven't been drunk since Christmas Eve! That's entirely too long!
I'll post again when I'm a little more tipsy......hopefully I'll be coherent enough to type (and be understood).
Here's my drink of choice tonight.....I wonder how much I can go through before passing out??
Sigh......I've failed. I guess i wasn't in a big drinking mood tonight. Just 4 shots of this tequila (very tasty stuff!) and I'm done. Nothing more than a little lightheadedness. I think I've shamed this thread! What is my penance?
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ok so my buddy got his head split open trying to help this guy. This guys was all bent cause his extremely drunk friend was trying to drive home.So my buddy john went to talk some sence into the guy and he started a fight lol. my friend john is prior army and was a prison guard. Anyway,in about 4 nano sconds john wrapped this dude up and had him on the ground then the friend got all p[issy lol. the friend wanted to fight lol. I told him to tske his drunk ass and friend gt in your gay a$$ stang and go wrap yourself arund a telephone pole. My buddy john had a cut on his eye from the drunk and the ground. I told him to mind his own business and let the dimbasses kill themselves. Are my nights out normal? they seem totallly crazy to me LOL.
Can't touch that. Just sitting at home, beer and some old Alfred Hitchcock movies. Hey, don't get into that shower girl......? Heck It's a whole different movie now.
Beer, cigar, women and vodka. No better way to spend an evening. I'm wasted. I'm going to crawl up with my bowl of chips and a water and watch some late-night TV. G'night all!
OUtdoor festival / buddies stag party. Slugged back about 18 GW Pils, a bottle of Jag between us, then put a good dent in a bottle of Ol' Cap before the dudes had to bail. Have a sneaking suspicion that I'm going to be feeling like ass tommorow.
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Beer, cigar, women and vodka. No better way to spend an evening. I'm wasted. I'm going to crawl up with my bowl of chips and a water and watch some late-night TV. G'night all!
Beer, plasma screen, HD feed of U.S. vs. Spain for Olympic gold. Good way to spend the evening.
ND - Coors
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what luck, you have this thead all open and ready for me tonight I just got back fro my 21st bday party ! Man was tatha fun!. We went to the keg fro supper and i had steak and potatoes yum then we went to a pub called 'DUkes crossing" it was pretty cool, irish music and stuff. I have like 4 pints of Guiness (stron g stuff !), then i had a glass of some 30yr old scotch that my friends bought (was like $20 or somethin glol), was pretty strong, but good. And im not sure whateles i had, but it was alot of fun Whats cool is that my friedns bday is in like 2 weeks, so i get to do it aaaaaallll overa again!. Tahnks for keeping the thread open for me, i never would be able to find it right now :P BTW, i never even bothered to try and edit this, im waaay too tired and drunk.. night night.
ill remember this thread for later. any sailors out there? ha you guys havent seen drunkard postins from anyone till you see waht a drunk navymna ahs to say.
sweet sweet auto-loging. Out for some pool tonight, and celebrating a new job. Despite drinking steadily since 6 or so I stoll whooped some ass at pool. ohhh yeah.
, but I have more so its all good 
Well i will be a luky dude if she does show. If she doesn't . . . well io figured she wouldn't. loike i said ,i am a very negative person. i cant help it its hopw i see the world. 
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That's entirely too long! 
