Okay....Let's think of appropriate Cabinet members:
Boondawg for Secretary of State......very diplomatic.
Uhlanstan for Press Secretary.....would definitely make WH press conferences more interesting.
Maryjane for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff .... just keep him away from the launch codes.
And we will send you off to deal with the Chinese since you have a varying family! So far all have failed, so you are the last hope! No pressure though.
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TiredGXP Member
Posts: 712 From: A cold, miserable place Registered: Jan 2008
And we will send you off to deal with the Chinese since you have a varying family! So far all have failed, so you are the last hope! No pressure though.
Thanks...but (being Shermanesque about it) "If drafted, I will not run; if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve."
I've already endorsed Tbone for his record of cutting debt.
My campaign promises: More meats on sticks.. people like those Jobs created by people making meat on sticks.. A whole movement, including literature and art, based on meat on sticks.. (particularly corndogs the american icon) A meat on stick cultural revolution. Oh yeah and cut spending, get tougher on illegals, revamp the tax code, raise import tariffs, research clean coal and make it work, AND make sticks for meats... from hemp
As Secretary of State I must insist the Tbone42 & Skuzzbomer DO NOT work together on the "meat-on-a-stick" project!
Sorry--that's Not within the job description of --or authority designated to Sec of State--unless you're having an "I'm in charge!" Alexander Haig moment. I met Alexander Haig------you're no Alexander Haig.
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Boondawg Member
Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
I gotta wait a few more years though... gotta be at least 35 to run.
Remember---You're just a heartbeat away from being #1--and I'm The Director--the guy that 'theoretically' could make it happen. Meet me at Langley--we'll talk.
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Boondawg Member
Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
Remember---You're just a heartbeat away from being #1--and I'm The Director--the guy that 'theoretically' could make it happen. Meet me at Langley--we'll talk.
I like the way you're thinking...
Wait... public forum. Doh! Todd I swear I'm just VP for moral support... I have no interest in the presidency.
And though I say it myself What a LOVELY thread Keep it going !! think I'll just stay here from now on..I just LOVE the peace and humour ] Nick
I was thimkin the same thng and it made me a little sick. "Mr President--Todd -- ol' buddy --- pall. You gonna use that big 'ol military and War Powers for something ---or just sit there on it like a stale bucket of urine? Meet me in Portugal--we'll talk. And bring that wet behind the ears veep--he might want to be in on this one-----------you know----- just for the experience of course."
Bob--get me latest sat imagery for Lisbon--lookin for a nice grassy knoll
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84fiero123 Member
Posts: 29950 From: farmington, maine usa Registered: Oct 2004
I'm announcing that I will officially announce that I may run on the Fastback Party ticket and am looking for a VP candidate to run with. I'm thinking someone like heybjorn, starlight, or frontal lobe.
And if anyone calls me a "Fastbacker" they're getting a punch in the face for their trouble.
I'm announcing that I will officially announce that I may run on the Fastback Party ticket and am looking for a VP candidate to run with. I'm thinking someone like heybjorn, starlight, or frontal lobe.
And if anyone calls me a "Fastbacker" they're getting a punch in the face for their trouble.
Flamberge in 2012!
"Jack--you keep tabs on this guy--quietly----and bring me his dossier"