quote Originally posted by fierobear: If I were president, I'd issue an executive order that brunettes are the hottest!

you just lost my vote.

quote Originally posted by User00013170: you just lost my vote.

I see a candidate debate in the making!

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quote Originally posted by Rallaster: Nope, Redheads. With green eyes.

Those are nice, too. But I like brunettes with blue eyes (I'm biased, I married one).

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: What does that mean, Todd? If you mean Dept. of Energy, that should be the first thing to disappear under a responsible government. There, you see, Flamberge? Even in a humor thread heybjorn can't stop himself!

Doesn't matter. I need a running mate who refers to themselves in the third person perspective, and you seemed like the logical candidate.

quote Originally posted by fierobear: Yup. Isn't this where someone says "this thread is useless without pictures"?

or 'this thread is dangerous WITH pictures'...

quote Originally posted by fierobear: Those are nice, too. But I like brunettes with blue eyes (I'm biased, I married one).

My girlfriend is brown hair with blue eyes, but she understands and kinda shares my infatuation with the red haired, green eyed ladies.

quote Originally posted by Doni Hagan: I see a candidate debate in the making!

"And the first thing i will do is neuter the EPA, and bring back real cars"

quote Originally posted by User00013170: "And the first thing i will do is neuter the EPA, and bring back real cars"

I'd mandate large displacement and forced induction. Priuses would be charged a special IDT feed (Inadequate Displacement Tax).

http://www.google.com/searc...-8&q=Heather+Carolin
/\/\/\/\/\ The pic above is of Heather Carolin, and that is the google search for her. *heart stops* I.. I... Um..

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quote Originally posted by Rallaster: Large displacement is not necessary, but forced induction isn't even a question. It is a MUST.

And I would make it the LAW.

I guess you're right about displacement. I drove Chris West's latest creation last fall, with the Aurora V8 and turbo. Holy mother of f*** that car was fast.

quote Originally posted by Rallaster: /\/\/\/\/\ The pic above is of Heather Carolin, and that is the google search for her. *heart stops* I.. I... Um..

Just be careful what you click on with her name if you have kids around.

quote Originally posted by User00013170: Just be careful what you click on with her name if you have kids around.

Or work, but that is specifically why I linked the Google search and not any of the links in the search results.

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quote Originally posted by fierobear: I'd mandate large displacement and forced induction. Priuses would be charged a special IDT feed (Inadequate Displacement Tax).

We should call it the "Inadequate Displacement / Insipid Owner Tax" or IDIOT

(lobbying for Secretary of Transportation)

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quote Originally posted by Rallaster: Or work, but that is specifically why I linked the Google search and not any of the links in the search results.

True, didn't think about work since its a Saturday and i'm not working from home for a change And while Heather IS a natural redhead so does qualify, i doubt she would help anyone get votes... considering her career ... this is more like what i was thinking of :



So when does the voting start, so i can pack my bags to head to Washington

quote Originally posted by williegoat: We should call it the "Inadequate Displacement / Insipid Owner Tax" or IDIOT (lobbying for Secretary of Transportation)

LOL

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: What does that mean, Todd? If you mean Dept. of Energy, that should be the first thing to disappear under a responsible government. There, you see, Flamberge? Even in a humor thread heybjorn can't stop himself!

I would appoint someone to the Department of Education who would push the issue of American PRIDE in the country, rather than the "apologetic" type of education that sometimes gets pushed.

Ah, Dept. of Education; forgot about that one. But you should abolish that one also and make parents responsible for education.

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Ah, Dept. of Education; forgot about that one. But you should abolish that one also and make parents responsible for education.

Honestly, the only reason why parents want to abolish the DoE is because they feel that education is becoming too liberal for their conservative values. I tend to agree, but that's no reason to eliminate it. Certainly, they take a lot of money, and do very little. I've mentioned it before, but I'd create a comission to ensure that books selected were voted on by a council that was split 50/50 Democrat / Republican. I would also ensure that the basic fundamental education was mandatory, history, english, math, etc. Each state should offer a history course (at least one) about their own history, but the schools could also offer electives (much like they do now). I'll tell you what though, Huckleberry Fin would not be considered racist.

I'm afraid you are a little too liberal for my taste. I'm going to take Flamberge up on his offer.

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: I'm afraid you are a little too liberal for my taste. I'm going to take Flamberge up on his offer.

Yeah! The Fastback party rolls on! Now we just need a catchphrase. Maybe "the Fastback party rolls on."

quote Originally posted by Flamberge: Yeah! The Fastback party rolls on! Now we just need a catchphrase. Maybe "the Fastback party rolls on."

So who's going to represent the Notchies?

quote Originally posted by Flamberge: Yeah! The Fastback party rolls on! Now we just need a catchphrase.

"Fastback; It's how shizz gets done!"

quote Originally posted by Rallaster: So who's going to represent the Notchies?

Whaddya want, a redhead or some representation? Hmm?

By the way, bone, ya got that fancy stuff for the "convention" yet? I should get another order, eh?

quote Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: You're going to be the Secretary of the Interior... make our plants grow again!!! (10 points if you can name the reference).

Idiocracy.

There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

I don't wanna be in office. Maybe just a spech writer. Probably pays better, if you don't count the bribes. But I could write a tell-all book later on.

Maybe just Boondawg's PR man. Nah. Then I might actually meet him.

quote Originally posted by skuzzbomer: Whaddya want, a redhead or some representation? Hmm? By the way, bone, ya got that fancy stuff for the "convention" yet? I should get another order, eh?

Are you saying I can't drive the country into debt and have both?

quote Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: Honestly, the only reason why parents want to abolish the DoE is because they feel that education is becoming too liberal for their conservative values. I tend to agree, but that's no reason to eliminate it. Certainly, they take a lot of money, and do very little. I've mentioned it before, but I'd create a comission to ensure that books selected were voted on by a council that was split 50/50 Democrat / Republican. I would also ensure that the basic fundamental education was mandatory, history, english, math, etc. Each state should offer a history course (at least one) about their own history, but the schools could also offer electives (much like they do now). I'll tell you what though, Huckleberry Fin would not be considered racist.

I also think the DoE should stick around as an entity, then get back to its core purpose: Enforcing a minimal educational standard, that you can elect to go beyond without fear of reprimand.

quote Originally posted by User00013170: I also think the DoE should stick around as an entity, then get back to its core purpose: Enforcing a minimal educational standard, that you can elect to go beyond without fear of reprimand.

Exactly...