quote Originally posted by Gizmo200118: Granted: but you lose the first round. I wish my Cadillac wasn't rear ended.

Granted but you were rear ended by Bubba and now have HiV

I wish I could stop time

Edit: I own page 9 ;p

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granted, however time only stops for you.... bubba uses this time to abuse your body

i wish this was not the highlight of my day,,,,

Granted.....your caddilac rear ended you. send it to merlot566jka. he works for the caddi shop

i wish i could throw a footbal into the next poosters nut sac.

and i wish i could speel ryhiet.....

lets keep this going!!

bump

quote Originally posted by americasfuture2k: i wish i could throw a footbal into the next poosters nut sac.

granted, you throw it really hard.... however since you were the next poster.... welll.... and the really bad part? someone taped it, posted it on youtube, and now you are the new "i love turtles boy"

i wish i could think of a inexpensive mod for my fiero (thats not "rice")

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Granted.You just thought of it, in a blinding flash of inspiration...and now you must reap the rewards of cutting off the roof, and now being unable to open the doors!!
I wish that everybody I meet for the next year will smile, and be happy...and give me LOTS of MONEY
Nick

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quote Originally posted by fierofetish: I wish that everybody I meet for the next year will smile, and be happy...and give me LOTS of MONEY Nick

Granted you are a clown with no arms and legs, people smile because they are glad they are not you and give you money to make themselves feel better.
You have one year to live

I wish fierofetish had arms and legs.

quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: Granted you are a clown with no arms and legs, people smile because they are glad they are not you and give you money to make themselves feel better. You have one year to live I wish fierofetish had arms and legs.

Granted.......fierofetish has arms and legs now to beat and kick you with all for shits'n'giggles.

i wish i could........

Granted..you can now...but now that you can, you don´t want to, any more.
And I wish I could too..

granted, you can, however now its all you can do or think about. no more bathing, eating, just that

still wishing for a cheap mod

Granted, but in attempting to make a turbocharger out of your girlfriend's hairdryer you set your car on fire.

I wish this was the end of this thread

quote Originally posted by Toddster: Granted, but in attempting to make a turbocharger out of your girlfriend's hairdryer you set your car on fire. I wish this was the end of this thread

Granted, you are not allowed to grant any more wishes unless its for Bill.

I need 6 numbers from 1 to 50

granted 1,5,10,11,15,50

i wish my car was not on fire

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted 1,5,10,11,15,50 i wish my car was not on fire

Granted, your car is floating down the Niagara River .....aaaaaand there it goes down the falls.

I wish I was a culinary school graduate cooking something fantastic for myself.

granted, however culinary school was the Jeffrey Dahmer school of cooking, and the "something fantastic" is the last "good date" you had

i wish my car was not wet....

Granted...now put out the fire in the engine bay, that dried it out
I wish I could WISH...

dang it dang it dang it ! on fire again? it really is a fiero! wish granted, you wish for my car to be in showroom condition and totaly protected from further "bad" wishes

i wish that my stomach dosent hurt after t-day dinner

Granted........its now your spleen that hurts because your stomach increased dramatically in size and crushed that poor spleen.

i wish i could change matter with my mind......

granted, buuut you turned ur mind into puss and goo ohh well. lol

i wish for my camera's mem. card to reapear

Granted. Now if only you could find your camera...

I wish I didn't have to get up so early for work.

Granted, you don't have a job which causes you to loose your house, cars, and even your backup cardboard box-house you were saving if this did happen.

I wish my brother was home instead of waiting for a flight to leave Iraq.

granted......hes home. he missed his flight. and now he is a fugitive according to the military. "the" man is after him. but he flew to iraq in a ups van down by the river(haha yes, you read that right), so he has an aliby.......sorta?

i wish i could randomly spontaniously burst into flames at will. especially if someone throughs "holy water" on me. lmfao!

BekaintaFunk, it looks as if we are teh only ones keeping this one alive. lets keep at it!

Granted. However, the first time you spontaneously burst into flames at will is also your last.

I wish you didn't die when you chose to spontaneously burst into flames.

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granted, he doesnt die rather gets a all over 1st degree burn and 2nd on the "tender bits" just to teach him a lesson

i wish for a great christmas for all the pennocks members

Granted, but the server crashed and all this info is gone forever!! (gasp).

I wish for my cars to run perfectly forever.

granted, but they look like sh!t and there are no reproduction of restoration parts for fieros (nooooo! *tear*)

i wish merlot could finish his 3500 swap so i can install my amp for my truckputer. damn ice-rain

quote Originally posted by americasfuture2k: granted, but they look like sh!t and there are no reproduction of restoration parts for fieros (nooooo! *tear*) i wish merlot could finish his 3500 swap so i can install my amp for my truckputer. damn ice-rain

he finished it but upon test driving the car was totaled and you install amp but then overload and wear out ur alternator prematurely trying to draw too much power.......

i wish i had my lawsuit $ and my income tax $ so i can finish buying parts for my fiero and put it together then paint it and drive to the MCF 25th anniversary show in dertoit

*granted*, but you will never find a city called "Dertoit" nor a MCF to host the national event.

I wish I had a more corrupt way of granting his wish. Nitpicking on typos is below-the-belt.

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"Semper Fiero"

granted...your belt is now soooo low, nothing goes below it
I wish F-I-E-R-O woulld get his act together...again
Nick

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GRANTED. Now we all have to suffer with his frightening, eye-melting "picture-replies" in our threads again.


I wish they had used dissolving stitches when they sewed me up...

granted but they dissolved way too soon and your ozing all over your bacon rendering it un eatable

i wish i could come up with the cash for my l67 swap

Granted, but nobody will accept the monopoly money you come up with....

I wish I and three friends rode around in a kick tail van "playing" A-team.

quote Originally posted by 86fierofun: Granted, but nobody will accept the monopoly money you come up with.... I wish I and three friends rode around in a kick tail van "playing" A-team.

granted but when you get in you realize theres only 2 seats lots of pink shag carpeting and a big water bed.....your a team friends were gay team friends and then you realize you heard them wrong when they described who they were and now you are being strapped to the water bed and about to get rode around

i wish i could have thought of something better lmao

Granted. You thought of the most witty thing ever, but then the forum crashed right when you were about to hit "submit"

I wish EVERY day was March 14th!

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granted but march 14th it was snowing and we got 2 feet 6 inches of snow

i wish i had a girlfriend who likes fieros

quote Originally posted by Foxy Fiero13: granted but march 14th it was snowing and we got 2 feet 6 inches of snow i wish i had a girlfriend who likes fieros

Granted, she likes Fiero's so much she steals yours and takes off across three states, there is a high speed pursuit with the Police, ending in a fiery crash.


I wish I didn't have to buy diner for the guys last night.

Brad

quote Originally posted by twofatguys: I wish I didn't have to buy diner for the guys last night. Brad

Granted, dinner was great. When everyone was finished you told them to take off and you would take care of it after a trip to the rest room.
You are caught leaving by the back door and spend the night in jail cuddling with Bubba Joe.

I wish chocolate ice cream was good for you and you could eat all you want and never get fat or sick.

granted but all the dairy in the ice cream gives you the worst case of heartburn in recorded history and you eat a hole in your stomach causung you to go and get it stiched up. the only way to get there is not through your mouth but the other end and they have to keep you awake and aware durring the whole thing.

i wish i didnt have an ulcer

quote Originally posted by kyp: i wish i didnt have an ulcer

Granted!! Only now you have a giant Goiter. Rednecks everywhere place you at the top of their hit list out of pure jealousy.

I wish I had a car that wasn't always broke down.

Brad

Granted. Your car was impounded, taken to the crusher and now your car is broke up.

I wish I cou;d type in the dark