Granted, but Obama is still in office. Enough said.
I wish I could see where I'll be in the future
Granted. You see yourself bitching about an engine you bought for 1,700 bucks that was well worth the money, but you are too asinine to realize it, therefore you do everything you can to make it appear worse than it really is and in the process, slander the person who sold it to you...
I wish the Second Annual Tyler Shipman Memorial Car Show was this weekend, and it was a 7 day weekend.
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Gokart Mozart Member
Posts: 12143 From: Metro Detroit Registered: Mar 2003
Granted. You see yourself bitching about an engine you bought for 1,700 bucks that was well worth the money, but you are too asinine to realize it, therefore you do everything you can to make it appear worse than it really is and in the process, slander the person who sold it to you...
I wish the Second Annual Tyler Shipman Memorial Car Show was this weekend, and it was a 7 day weekend.
Granted but this week is 360 days long.
I wish everyone on the forum can make the 30th show at Indy.
granted, now you 21 dogs laying in your room, and 5 of them are on your bed. i wish i could find a way to become something i now am not.
Granted...now you're someone you can't stand. You turn into a ricer. With the loudest fartcan and biggest stickers you can find on your civic hatchback.
I wish those dogs would go to the neighbor's yard and do their "business."
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Khw Member
Posts: 11139 From: South Weber, UT. U.S.A. Registered: Jun 2008
Granted...now you're someone you can't stand. You turn into a ricer. With the loudest fartcan and biggest stickers you can find on your civic hatchback.
I wish those dogs would go to the neighbor's yard and do their "business."
Granted, but now you live in your neighbors house.
I wish my wish was wished by the wisher of wishes.
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fierogal123 Member
Posts: 236 From: Indianapolis, IN, USA Registered: Jul 2010
Granted, but now your rack (and pinion) is so large, your fiero ends up taking two lanes, and you can no longer fit in alley ways, which becomes a problem as you get chased by a pack of frogs riding segways which, by odd coincidence all have alleyphobia, or a fear of alleyways. They overtake you, steal your fiero (with the now awesome turning radius due to the big rack) and leave you with nothing but a unicycle to ride home on.
I wish I had an F-35B for delivery driving..... I bet my tips would be awesome!
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Ramsespride Member
Posts: 1979 From: Where i am is where i am. Registered: Feb 2010
Granted however the fuselage is nothing more than the skeleton of itself and your control stick is infact a lions tail which will enjoy eating your toes.
I wish for my Fiero to be done
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fierogal123 Member
Posts: 236 From: Indianapolis, IN, USA Registered: Jul 2010
Granted however the fuselage is nothing more than the skeleton of itself and your control stick is infact a lions tail which will enjoy eating your toes.
Granted. After 3 hours at 450 degrees, it is now done: no pink inside, and simmered nicely with potatoes, carrots, and celery. All the body panels are very tender, and the interior just melts right off the frame. It feeds 30-40 people, and is only good as leftovers for about a week, then it starts to get a little tough and stringy. Nothing that a good dab of ketchup can't fix though!
I wish I had a rock wall to play with in my back yard.
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fieroguy123 Member
Posts: 1523 From: Indianapolis Registered: Sep 2009
Granted. You would think however, that dropping an engine onto a driveway would break it, but it didn't. Instead, the collision hit just right, sending one atom from the block into one atom of the driveway in such a way as to have two electrons actually fuse together. This fusion reaction caused all the electrons around it to fuse catalyzing the whole mess to start fusing electrons to no end, until your driveway was turned into one giant bipolar molecule, with one giant electron about the size of a cat zipping all about, so that you could no longer park anything on it without it getting severely damaged by the cat sized electron zipping about.
I wish I was spending my time doing something useful rather than coming up with these rather odd corrupt wishes.
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fieroguy123 Member
Posts: 1523 From: Indianapolis Registered: Sep 2009
Granted. But your time being useful is spent cutting grass at a golf course one blade at a time with a pair of nail clippers for all of eternity.
I wish my retarded redneck neighbor would remove the camping trailer from his back yard where there's a nightly party that wakes my 4 year old twins multiple times per evening.
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Rallaster Member
Posts: 9105 From: Indy southside, IN Registered: Jul 2009
Granted. But your time being useful is spent cutting grass at a golf course one blade at a time with a pair of nail clippers for all of eternity.
I wish my retarded redneck neighbor would remove the camping trailer from his back yard where there's a nightly party that wakes my 4 year old twins multiple times per evening.
Granted, but the party is now in your driveway.
I wish for a wish that is only seen in nightmares.
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Curlrup Member
Posts: 2590 From: Havre De Grace, MD Registered: Apr 2007
Granted. But his wish was left in hieroglyphics that can only be deciphered by the rare 3 eyed cicada, which only one person has ever seen. Now in a state of depression after rendering your life useless since you were not able to figure out a simple wish, you lose your wife, job, and the acrobatic chimpanzee thats apparently been living in your basement storage closet for the last 10 years. Your Fiero has also been towed to hell, where Satan himself will put a nice, oversized wing on it, and drop a Hondatec engine into it.
I wish I didnt spend the last 10 minutes of my life on this pointless thread.
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Khw Member
Posts: 11139 From: South Weber, UT. U.S.A. Registered: Jun 2008