So, yesterday, I was edging and raking leaves. I hear loud yelping from my dobermans. Thinking they got into a fight and were injured I ran to them. Only to discover that they were stuck together, having preformed the act. Not only that, they were in an unnatural position, having jerked away.
What to do ? I had no clue and was by myself. I had heard that you could pour cold water on them but being by myself, I was trying to keep them in a more natural position. So I tried to calm them, hoping fido would soften up. It wasn't happening. Even after five minutes. So I reached down and tried to spread her not so fatpuss lips while grabbing the big schlong and trying to pull it out. Nothin doin. Finally, I was able to extract the tool. No foreskin visible and a raging hard on for quite awhile. Not only that, it looked like he had his nuts hanging on the front side. So, I reached around and felt to see if the were in the back, where they usually hang. They were still there.
Finally, all went back to normal.
Ahh, life. Never a dull moment, .

wow....just....wow......

Count 63 days from yesterday, Gramps.

You should have just let nature take its course, it does take a while sometimes. They are Stuck sometimes for 5 min to an hour and it is nothing to worry about, them being stuck, it is what happens.

Do I need to send my phone number Again,?
Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

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Cliff, I knew you needed a job, but canine sex therapist NEVER crossed my mind. I guess if you are desperate enough. . . .

quote Originally posted by hklvette: wow....just....wow......

Yeah, I felt just like a taxpayer, .
63 days eh, dang it. We wanted one more litter but we wanted it a little later in the year. Temp wise.

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Cliff, I knew you needed a job, but canine sex therapist NEVER crossed my mind. I guess if you are desperate enough. . . .

I never thought it would cross mine either, .

Melanie is rolling on the floor laughing at you.

On another note, you really shouldn’t try to separate them, male dogs have a bone, in their boner. You can hurt and even brake it.



How would you like it if someone tried to pull you apart just as you were…………?
Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

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quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: On another note, you really shouldn’t try to separate them, male dogs have a bone, in their boner. You can hurt and even brake it.

Well, thanks for the advice. They are stuck together again as I type, .

Steve and Cliff, do you two need some time ? Waaaay more info than I wanted here. Why do I feel dirty? Of course, I could have stayed in the political threads, couldn't I?

quote Originally posted by cliffw: Well, thanks for the advice. They are stuck together again as I type, .

Well at least you didn’t brake anything.

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: You should have just let nature take its course, it does take a while sometimes. They are Stuck sometimes for 5 min to an hour and it is nothing to worry about, them being stuck, it is what happens.

Ya, perfectly normal. They wont hurt themselves or be worse for the wear. Tho i agree its odd the first time you see 2 dogs just 'standing there' out in the back yard.

For those interested.

NWS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwWuVu2Oz6M

better one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcmkFu-DAz4

I know I’m a bad boy.

Steve


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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

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T M I, I'm sorry I opened this thread!!!

Joe

Thats obviously much more exciting than rabbit sex.
20 seconds furious of vibration, and the male passes out for 30 seconds.
Then we put him back in his cage.

Your kind of excitement is probably better read about than experienced, IMO.
Good luck with the puppies, Cliff!

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quote Originally posted by NEPTUNE: That kind of excitement is probably better read about than experienced, IMO.

If you live long enough, you will get to find out, except you will pass out for 6 hours or more.

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quote Originally posted by motoracer838: I'm sorry I opened this thread!!!

Gosh Joe, now I have to wonder what you were expecting, .

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Locking together is nature's way of helping to continue the bloodline of the Father. It prevents other dogs from breeding with the female. As shown in Steve's 2nd video, they'll usually end up butt to butt before they separate. Just let them follow nature's guide, unless of course it's on Sunday morning, they're out in front of your home and you live across the street from a big Church.

Somebody has to say it....

This Thread is Worthless Without Pics. (LOL!!)

LOFL, thats the best laugh i had for a while.... i gave u a + for the fatpuss reference

quote Originally posted by cliffw: Well, thanks for the advice. They are stuck together again as I type, .

Rumor has it that they like to... get stuck together.

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quote Originally posted by fierofool:

Is this a civic duty? What if they aren't my dogs?

I can just hear the dog now. "Cliff......I'm stuck.......can you give me a hand? Please spread her open, and pull me out. Please don't forget to check my nuts, either."

Thanks for that this hilarious, yet strangely informative thread.

quote Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF: I can just hear the dog now. "Cliff......I'm stuck.......can you give me a hand? Please spread her open, and pull me out. Please don't forget to check my nuts, either." Thanks for that this hilarious, yet strangely informative thread.

LOL

Probably more like,

“Dude WTF I wasn’t done.”

I am surprised Cliff didn’t get bit trying to get them separated.

Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

How many centuries now have cannines been doing this just fine without any human intervention?
Just wait till that Doberman comes bounding into your bedroom some night to return the favor??
coitus interruptus

.......Lol ohh wow

quote Originally posted by maryjane: How many centuries now have cannines been doing this just fine without any human intervention?

Yes, but since they have been faithful companions for all those centuries, it was time for someone like Cliff to give back.

I may help an animal with the birthing process--and might even go AI with livestock, but I draw the line when it comes to cannine conception. Sorry--if a million years of ingrained instinct isn't enough --tough crap. They'll figure it out on their own.

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Didn't want to open this thread - it sounded like cliffw was saying HE had relations with a dog...


Glad the doggies are ok.

Lord,
Please take these images of Cliff from my head. Amen.

Ron

Reminds me of Ron White and Sluggo.

quote Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF: I can just hear the dog now. "Cliff......I'm stuck.......can you give me a hand? Please spread her open, and pull me out. Please don't forget to check my nuts, either."

I will never look at you or your dogs in the same way. Next time your significant other wants "doggy style" search the house and make sure Cliff is no where around hahahaha


Oh, and about the sunday and living across from a church comment.........................I say leave 'em, sit on the porch, and

http://comedians.comedycent...s/ron-white---sluggo

Perfect.

Brad

quote Originally posted by cliffw: Gosh Joe, now I have to wonder what you were expecting, .

Ya' know it's like a train wreck, you can't help looking.

Joe

quote Originally posted by motoracer838: Ya' know it's like a train wreck, you can't help looking. Joe

I have never seen a train wreck end like this, and if one does thanks to the bravery of a fellow PFF Member everyone will know what to do and be able to lend a helping hand...or two.

Cliff just put this up this morning and has already been a referance in two (that i have found) other threads lol


https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/070020.html

https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/070005.html

Edit for number 3:

https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/070011.html

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