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Well, That Was Interesting. Dog Sex. by cliffw
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With January 30th as there due date we have 45 days to P day.

I just can’t let this go past the first page.

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Originally posted by 84fiero123:

With January 30th as there due date we have 45 days to P day.

I just can’t let this go past the first page.

Steve



If my memory serves me correctly, puppies are weaned at about 6 weeks of age, that would make them available about March 15th. If I could figure out how to get one here, I'd love to have a male. But, I fear the cost of transportation would be somewhat out of my financial capability. Have fun with the pups.

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Originally posted by 84fiero123:
With January 30th as there due date we have 45 days to P day.

Oh no's. Last time we said we would be smarter this time, ... and not have to house all those rascals inside. Specifically the zhit/piss involved. Oh well's, .

 
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If I could figure out how to get one here, I'd love to have a male. But, I fear the cost of transportation would be somewhat out of my financial capability.

When is the next lying contest starting ? I'll bring one to you, .
The last litter was an impressive one. There may be a way. Great breed.
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First litters are usually the largest numbers then they go down from there as they have more litters.

We use shavings, for bedding so the puppies poops are easier to clean up.

Kids small plastic swimming pools are great for whelping pens, they are easy to clean and keep all the ambiotic (SP) fluid off the rugs in the closet.

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Originally posted by 84fiero123:
Kids small plastic swimming pools are great for whelping pens, they are easy to clean and keep all the ambiotic (SP) fluid off the rugs in the closet.

Yeah, I figured that out. The last time small plastic swimming pools were out of season, . I told myself I would get one later. Did I ?
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When is the next lying contest starting ? I'll bring one to you, .
There may be a way.


Sure there is. Not getting my hopes up on this one but, if it were to happen, we'd name it Cliff.

 
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Great breed.


Had a bunch of different dog breeds in the past, my two favorites are Dobies and Bull Mastiffs. Hmm Now that would be a different combination.

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Had a bunch of different dog breeds in the past, my two favorites are Dobies and Bull Mastiffs. Hmm Now that would be a different combination.

Ron


Interesting nothing, they both fart, I bet they would clear a room in no time.

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Interesting nothing, they both fart, I bet they would clear a room in no time.


I blame mine on the dog, .
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For those interested The Separators biatch should be due this week. Around the 27th.

Unless Melanie’s calendar is wrong.

Cliff you really didn’t think we would forget did you?

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Who knows Cliff, maybe they will ask you to be the dogfather?
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That is probably the most unfortunate creature in the world. It almost looks like one of those weird taxidermys that show up on ebay every once in a while.

 
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Originally posted by 84fiero123:
For those interested The Separators biatch should be due this week. Around the 27th.

She is ready to pop puppies for sure.

 
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Who knows Cliff, maybe they will ask you to be the dogfather?


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Cliff, where were you tonight??? I had a pair stuck together, I put out "The Separator" signal, and you never showed.

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Originally posted by twofatguys:

Cliff, where were you tonight???

Midwife duties. On call, .
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Alright, I can forgive that.

Practice up, this is two you have missed. The way I see it the pups are yours since you missed out on your duties. I won't hate if you come get em at 8 weeks old .

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And the birthing begins.
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So I reached down and tried to spread her not so fatpuss lips while grabbing the big schlong and trying to pull it out.


And to think it all started with this.....
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And the birthing begins.


Any bets on how many?

Melanie says 9

i say10

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Any bets on how many?

Melanie says 9

i say10

steve



ok, i'm game... ill say 8
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7 and they better NOT look like Cliff

Hmmmm.. Almost 2 hours later.. where is Cliff? Out smoking a celebration cigar or packing his luggage getting ready to leave town after seeing 7 puppies that "resemble" him.

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7 and they better NOT look like Cliff

Hmmmm.. Almost 2 hours later.. where is Cliff? Out smoking a celebration cigar or packing his luggage getting ready to leave town after seeing 7 puppies that "resemble" him.



Cliff sent me a pic of the puppies!


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This thing looks like something from "Resident Evil".


It looks like that Monkey thing that's from Brain Dead(Dead Alive here in America). I LOVE that movie.

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Originally posted by Back On Holiday:
And to think it all started with this.....

Heh, I did not know what to do. I always heard that people poured cold water on them so I thought I had to do something. Especially since the male is huge and the female is petite. The wife was not around so I thought I had to take ... umm ... things into my own hands. pun intended.
 
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Hmmmm.. Almost 2 hours later.. where is Cliff? Out smoking a celebration cigar or packing his luggage getting ready to leave town after seeing 7 puppies that "resemble" him.

No, they don't look like me. They look like democrats.
 
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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE PUPPIES.
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a grinning man.
"Hi there, little girl, I'm Barack Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Puppies," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Barack.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of puppies are they?"
"Democat,"( ) answered Suzy with a smile.
Barack was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the puppies.
Recognizing the perfect photo opportunity, the two men agreed that the President should return the next day, and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning puppies.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the pavement with her basket of "FREE PUPPIES" when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from BBC, Sky, ITN and CNN.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then barack got out of his car and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of puppies you're giving away."
"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Conservatives."
Taken by surprise, the President stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were Democrat."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

 
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Cliff sent me a pic of the puppies!


You need one more. Eight puppies.

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Originally posted by Back On Holiday:


Cliff sent me a pic of the puppies!



I think they look just like him.

Congrats Cliff, I take it everything went without a hitch?

I didn’t hear the phone ring at 1 AM so it must have been an easy birth?

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Originally posted by 84fiero123:
Congrats Cliff, I take it everything went without a hitch?
I didn’t hear the phone ring at 1 AM so it must have been an easy birth?

Yeah, I didn't freak out this time, .
All born healthy, mess kept to a minimum.
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Originally posted by Back On Holiday:


ok, i'm game... ill say 8


QUOTE]Originally posted by cliffw:


You need one more. Eight puppies.

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WOOT, I was right! (lucky guess)

would have been 9 or 10 had cliff not removed the seeding process early...... j/k
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