Cliff, don't come around my house when I go home on leave. I want to be stuck and don't need any broken bones, not sure if Obamas health care plan can cover it

quote Originally posted by DR650SE: Cliff, don't come around my house when I go home on leave. I want to be stuck and don't need any broken bones, not sure if Obamas health care plan can cover it

The only broken bone it covers can be cured with Viagra. It clearly statesthat any self or Cliff induced injuries are not covered.

Man, I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread...

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Todd,
2008 Jeep Patriot Limited 4x2
2002 Ford Explorer Sport 2dr 4x2
2002 Ford Crown Victoria LX
1987 Pontiac Fiero SE / V6
1973 Volkswagen Type-2 Transporter

Well cliffw once the puppies are born and people tell you how cute they are you can be proud... After all you had a hand in it.

Brad

I now regret viewing this thread.. I hope a passerby got this on video and is uploading it to youtube soon LOL

Maybe you should get a tshirt done up..

"DogHelper - Here when you need a helping hand"

And carry a fanny pack full of rubber gloves

Cliff, I'd say you may well have found your mission in life, if you choose to accept it. If you add canine behavioral therapist to your, uhhhh, other skill, you probably can work all you ever want to.
Since you have already been up close to the action, you shouldn't have to worry about your eyes like you would as a welder. You still have to worry about the heat, though.
Business card:



CLIFF ____________
CBT
CST
24 hour SERVICE
830--XXX--XXXX

Bump.. cant let this one slip down and get on page 2

Cliff.. how about a sticky?

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EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

Now that is just disgusting, even if you didn’t mean it the way my dirty old mind thought.

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

Did the male get into your supply of Viagra? "if the erection lasts more than four hours, consult you doctor."

What the?

quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW Now that is just disgusting, even if you didn’t mean it the way my dirty old mind thought.

You dont think this thread should become a "sticky" in honor of CliffW?

quote Originally posted by isthiswhereiputausername?: Bump.. cant let this one slip down and get on page 2

UPDATE !!!!
Last night, ...., the strangest thing happened.
'Bout's three AM, fido woke me up. He stands there, next to my bed, and stares at me. I usually wake up, but not always. If I do not, he nudges me. Just to let me know he want's to go outside.
So, I get up. I swear. Them dawgs play me. I will let them out and just as soon as I lie back down, they want in again. Or not.
Anyways, both of them want to go out, which is odd. The female only goes out when she has to, and then wants right back inside. Not last night. After letting them out and laying there with one eye open, they never pawed the back door to be let back in. Thinking that they must have gotten outside the fence, I put on a pair of underwear and walked outside. Looking for them.
It was strange, it really was. They were both sleeping in the dog house, together. They did not even want to come back inside, which was again strange. I guess they were on their honeymoon.

quote Originally posted by cliffw: . . .I put on a pair of underwear and walked outside. . . .

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Cliff, please go find a job! We have learned way too much about you in the last 3 days. I'll have to pray blackrams' prayer for who knows how long now.

quote Originally posted by cliffw: I put on a pair of underwear and walked outside. They did not even want to come back inside.

Dont blame them.. way too much info.. must have freaked them out too..

quote Originally posted by cliffw: I put on a pair of underwear and walked outside. Looking for them. It was strange, it really was. They were both sleeping in the dog house, together. They did not even want to come back inside, which was again strange. I guess they were on their honeymoon.

Maybe they saw you in your undies and wanted you to join in again?

j/k
FYI the male dog will make a knot(bulge) at the end of his penis, which keeps him from slipping out before all his sperm has entered the female dog, enabling a better result of pregnancy.

And hey, I was clicking through the tv channels tonight and saw largest teen (650lbs?) on TLC or something lived in Kerrville, TX.

This is why they tried to keep him in the oil fields.

quote Originally posted by Back On Holiday: And hey, I was clicking through the tv channels tonight and saw largest teen (650lbs?) on TLC or something lived in Kerrville, TX.

a 18yr old kid died a few months ago at 640lbs due to heart problems (who woulda thunk) R.I.P. Big Murphey

Sorry! Had to add it.

quote Originally posted by ViperBlue85GT: Sorry! Had to add it.

LOL
Thank Christ I bought this new spill proof keyboard.

Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

I think I just burnt off all my thanksgiving calories laughing at this!

Thanks,
~Tyler

This is probably closer to it.

quote Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF: This is probably closer to it.

I have to ask, has the rest of your unit been reading this?

If so we have made Cliff a celebrity, world wide,

And if so I hope they have enjoyed the good natured ribbing as much as I have.

Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: ribbing

Is that what they call it these days?

quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: I have to ask, has the rest of your unit been reading this?

Sadly, no. I actually get made fun of for being a Fiero fanatic and the fact that we have a forum dedicated to our cars. LOL

quote Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF: Sadly, no. I actually get made fun of for being a Fiero fanatic . .

You do shake your head with a sad look on your face when you walk away ( about their lack of comprehension ), don't you?

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: You do shake your head with a sad look on your face when you walk away ( about their lack of comprehension ), don't you?

No, I give them sh1t jobs to do after they play those games

Question, if Cliff's dogs looked like this would he try and seperate them?

I'ld shoot it

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't.
Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: I have to ask, has the rest of your unit been reading this?

Considering the way this thread has gone, I don't think you should be talking about anybody's "unit".
Just sayin'...

Found something Cliff might enjoy
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/9c89/

quote Originally posted by cliffw: ....I put on a pair of underwear and walked outside. Looking for them.

First off, none of us needed to read this. Second, you actually went outside in your tighty whities? Now thats redneck. Texas, right? Well, nevermind.....'nough said.

quote Originally posted by kyunderdawg: Second, you actually went outside in your tighty whities?

Gosh, you will believe anything. Oh Kentucky, right? Well, never mind.....'nough said.
That was for drama. Poetic license. I admit, ..., I ain't got nuthin on Paris Hilton or Tiger Woods , but, I'm proud, .

quote Originally posted by cliffw: Gosh, you will believe anything. Oh Kentucky, right? Well, never mind.....'nough said.

I see that you and Mike share the same dramatic flare.

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quote Originally posted by 84fiero123: I'ld shoot it

Looks like someone did and just kind of left it in the same position for the past 6 months.

This thing looks like something from "Resident Evil".

quote Originally posted by cliffw: ..., I ain't got nuthin on Paris Hilton . .

Does Paris wear underwear? Cliff, don't let that give you any ideas.