My car has 0 cylinders and makes about 0.5 horsepower.. that's about as hard as I can push. You all need to be grateful you have working cars. I'm still dinking around with the 4.9 swap.

The best swap is always what you go with. Don't bother convincing others that the 3800SC (or any other engine for that matters) is the "best" one to go with. This thread is useless. The pros and cons of each engine have been weighed out extensively in various other threads. Probably the most said phrase by the V8 guys is "IT ALL COMES DOWN TO PERSONAL PREFERENCE". As for me, I like grunt. Every day on campus I see (and hear, from miles away..) Hondas wind up to 6000 RPM just so they can get out of the intersection without bogging.. that's not for me. Each of us likes something different, and to force one's opinions on someone else is just plain stupid. Yeah, I'm a V8 guy; obviously.. but I am in support of swapping whatever engine YOU WANT into your car. It's your car, not mine. If it were my car I'd put a 4.9 in it.. guess what I'm doing.
P.S. "Grand Nationals are dogs".. you lost all credibility right there.
Have a great day and if you guys need anything to console yourselves, your car is faster than mine, because mine doesn't move unless I push it.