Granted. You have successful laser eye surgery. A few years down the road your vision will start to deteriorate, and you go back for further surgery. This time they accidentally put the laser on it's highest setting and burn a hole in your skull.
Originally posted by twofatguys: Granted, but you cant land, you break both legs and your spine is severed you end up a paraplegic. I wish I had internet connection at home.
Your wish is granted but the US has outlawed all pron and internet flash games and is now used only for shopping for used 80s furniture made from particle board.
I wish for a dish of fish.
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Raydar Member
Posts: 40727 From: Carrollton GA. Out in the... country. Registered: Oct 1999
Granted, but with the war over, and Americans free to return to their state of blissful unawareness, Hillary wins the election and imposes a 1984-esque state on the US.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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Formula88 Member
Posts: 53788 From: Raleigh NC Registered: Jan 2001
Granted: but now there are no lawyers to help in that terrible accident that happened to your sister, when she was doing that keg stand.
I wish to have a higher paying job.
Granted, but then you are arrested when you get caught in a dark alley with 2 men, a goat, and a midget in a clown suit with your pants around your ankles.
I wish this Dried Mango didn't affect me when I ate a whole lot of it.
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Finally_Mine_86_GT Member
Posts: 4809 From: Hyde Park, New York Registered: Sep 2006
Granted, but then you are arrested when you get caught in a dark alley with 2 men, a goat, and a midget in a clown suit with your pants around your ankles.
I wish this Dried Mango didn't affect me when I ate a whole lot of it.
Granted: but now all mangos are wet, soggy and taste like raw feet.
I wish i didn't get caught!
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UCFieroCharger Member
Posts: 976 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: Nov 2005
Granted, but now this thread is bombarded with peoples wishes getting granted twice and some peoples wishes not being granted at all
I wish for 1000 wishes.
Granted: But you are suddenly struck in the head by an unladen European swallow, and as a result of this freak accident, you can only repeat the same sentence... "I want to get dirty with Carrot Top" which you repeat 1000 times."
I wish I could afford to go see the dentist to have this tooth pulled. (OUCH! Only have half a tooth in that spot.)
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UCFieroCharger Member
Posts: 976 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: Nov 2005
Granted but the dentist is def dum and blind only plays pinball, therefore he accidentally injects your cheek with listerine to numb you, pulls out the wrong tooth and continues to do so until you are left with 4 teeth and horribly swollen bloody gums.
I wish i was instantly able to summon freshly cooked bacon onto my plate at my will
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I wish it would snow in Florida so that all those Fiero owners would know how us Canucks feel!
Granted. It snows 3' deep in Florida, effectively paralyzing the entire state for a month. Meanwhile, a Category 5 Hurricane wipes London, Ontario off the map.