Granted, but now you make yourself look like an idiot every six posts from now on.

I wish for the next person who answers my wish, for their wish to not be granted.

granted, but now my wishes will be granted, and you can never wish again! lol


i wish that all the wishes in this thread really came true for one night.

granted. everyone is happy AND sad. which leads to mass suicides. and possibly murders.

i wish snoze berries tasted like snoze berries

quote Originally posted by americasfuture2k: granted. everyone is happy AND sad. which leads to mass suicides. and possibly murders. i wish snoze berries tasted like snoze berries

Granted: but you find out that snoze really doesn't taste that great and gives you horrible anal leakage!

I wish my remote had a button to push that would kill the person on the TV screen instantly!

plan on watching your marriage videos? or your highschool graduation?

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I wish N3M3S1S would let me use his jetpack that runs off of babies again...

Granted as soon as you take off the jetpack explodes showering the audience that was surrounding you with blood and guts.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

Granted, but you can't use them for 1000 years.

I wish I made more money.

(Why did this thread stop?!?!)

Granted, but Obama is still in office. Enough said.

I wish I could see where I'll be in the future

quote Originally posted by grkboy707: (Why did this thread stop?!?!) Granted, but Obama is still in office. Enough said. I wish I could see where I'll be in the future

Granted. You see yourself bitching about an engine you bought for 1,700 bucks that was well worth the money, but you are too asinine to realize it, therefore you do everything you can to make it appear worse than it really is and in the process, slander the person who sold it to you...

I wish the Second Annual Tyler Shipman Memorial Car Show was this weekend, and it was a 7 day weekend.

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quote Originally posted by Synthesis: Granted. You see yourself bitching about an engine you bought for 1,700 bucks that was well worth the money, but you are too asinine to realize it, therefore you do everything you can to make it appear worse than it really is and in the process, slander the person who sold it to you... I wish the Second Annual Tyler Shipman Memorial Car Show was this weekend, and it was a 7 day weekend.

Granted but this week is 360 days long.

I wish everyone on the forum can make the 30th show at Indy.

quote Originally posted by Gokart Mozart: Granted but this week is 360 days long. I wish everyone on the forum can make the 30th show at Indy.

Granted however there is a tornado and the 30th show is cancelled.

I wish I didnt have to be at work today and I could go back home and sleep

quote Originally posted by 88GTV-8: Granted however there is a tornado and the 30th show is cancelled. I wish I didnt have to be at work today and I could go back home and sleep

Granted, but it is the eternal sleep... And you lose your job...

I wish this 360 day work week was shorter so that the 7 day Tyler Shipman Memorial Car Show weekend would come up faster.

quote Originally posted by Synthesis: I wish this 360 day work week was shorter so that the 7 day Tyler Shipman Memorial Car Show weekend would come up faster.

Granted, but your car's broke and you can't go.

I wish this job works out and allows me to have a real career.

quote Originally posted by Rallaster: Granted, but your car's broke and you can't go. I wish this job works out and allows me to have a real career.

Granted, you become a work-a-halic and lose all your friends

I wish I could live this summer over again.

quote Originally posted by Renegade blob: Granted, you become a work-a-halic and lose all your friends I wish I could live this summer over again.

Granted, but you live every day over 300 times before moving on the the next.

I wish I had a life and friends to lose to my new job.

quote Originally posted by Rallaster: Granted, but you live every day over 300 times before moving on the the next. I wish I had a life and friends to lose to my new job.

Granted...But then you lose your job, too.

I wish I had a wish that was so perfect, no one could figure out how to screw it up.

quote Originally posted by TommyRocker: Granted...But then you lose your job, too. I wish I had a wish that was so perfect, no one could figure out how to screw it up.

Would be granted if such a wish existed.

I wish for a wish so screwed up no one can screw it up more.

quote Originally posted by TommyRocker: Granted...But then you lose your job, too. I wish I had a wish that was so perfect, no one could figure out how to screw it up.

Granted.
That wish is instantious vaporization.

I wish I had a wish.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Granted. That wish is instantious vaporization. I wish I had a wish.

Granted it was stolen by the Make a Wish Foundation...

I wish that my cats would leave me the f alone so I got a good night's sleep.

quote Originally posted by fierogal123: I wish that my cats would leave me the f alone so I got a good night's sleep.

I would be interested in knowing what antics they are up too.

granted, now you 21 dogs laying in your room, and 5 of them are on your bed.
i wish i could find a way to become something i now am not.

quote Originally posted by red84sematt: granted, now you 21 dogs laying in your room, and 5 of them are on your bed. i wish i could find a way to become something i now am not.

Granted...now you're someone you can't stand. You turn into a ricer. With the loudest fartcan and biggest stickers you can find on your civic hatchback.

I wish those dogs would go to the neighbor's yard and do their "business."

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quote Originally posted by fierogal123: Granted...now you're someone you can't stand. You turn into a ricer. With the loudest fartcan and biggest stickers you can find on your civic hatchback. I wish those dogs would go to the neighbor's yard and do their "business."

Granted, but now you live in your neighbors house.

I wish my wish was wished by the wisher of wishes.

quote Originally posted by Khw: Granted, but now you live in your neighbors house. I wish my wish was wished by the wisher of wishes.

Except the wisher of wishes is also the Devil and now you're his minion.

I wish for a bigger rack.

Granted, but now your rack (and pinion) is so large, your fiero ends up taking two lanes, and you can no longer fit in alley ways, which becomes a problem as you get chased by a pack of frogs riding segways which, by odd coincidence all have alleyphobia, or a fear of alleyways. They overtake you, steal your fiero (with the now awesome turning radius due to the big rack) and leave you with nothing but a unicycle to ride home on.

I wish I had an F-35B for delivery driving..... I bet my tips would be awesome!

Granted however the fuselage is nothing more than the skeleton of itself and your control stick is infact a lions tail which will enjoy eating your toes.

I wish for my Fiero to be done

quote Originally posted by Ramsespride: Granted however the fuselage is nothing more than the skeleton of itself and your control stick is infact a lions tail which will enjoy eating your toes. I wish for my Fiero to be done

That's impossible Fieros are never "done."

Granted. After 3 hours at 450 degrees, it is now done: no pink inside, and simmered nicely with potatoes, carrots, and celery. All the body panels are very tender, and the interior just melts right off the frame. It feeds 30-40 people, and is only good as leftovers for about a week, then it starts to get a little tough and stringy. Nothing that a good dab of ketchup can't fix though!

I wish I had a rock wall to play with in my back yard.

Granted. But the rockwall has no hand holds and you'll never be able to climb to the top.

I wish someone would drop off a PERFECT running undamaged supercharged 3800 in my driveway as a gift.

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Granted. You would think however, that dropping an engine onto a driveway would break it, but it didn't. Instead, the collision hit just right, sending one atom from the block into one atom of the driveway in such a way as to have two electrons actually fuse together. This fusion reaction caused all the electrons around it to fuse catalyzing the whole mess to start fusing electrons to no end, until your driveway was turned into one giant bipolar molecule, with one giant electron about the size of a cat zipping all about, so that you could no longer park anything on it without it getting severely damaged by the cat sized electron zipping about.

I wish I was spending my time doing something useful rather than coming up with these rather odd corrupt wishes.

Granted. But your time being useful is spent cutting grass at a golf course one blade at a time with a pair of nail clippers for all of eternity.

I wish my retarded redneck neighbor would remove the camping trailer from his back yard where there's a nightly party that wakes my 4 year old twins multiple times per evening.

quote Originally posted by fieroguy123: Granted. But your time being useful is spent cutting grass at a golf course one blade at a time with a pair of nail clippers for all of eternity. I wish my retarded redneck neighbor would remove the camping trailer from his back yard where there's a nightly party that wakes my 4 year old twins multiple times per evening.

Granted, but the party is now in your driveway.

I wish for a wish that is only seen in nightmares.

Granted but Freddy Kruger was there and he decided that he "likes boys".

I wish my wife who is trying out for roller derby team does really well at it and it becomes something she enjoys doing.

granted. Your wife has now become a rollerblade
I wish.

your wish has been granted, your existance is now null, you are nothing.

i wish things would change.

So...nothing new for me then
Your wish is granted. Everything in existence is now one cent pieces. THAT'S a lotta change

I wish nick left a wish to corrupt.

quote Originally posted by 86fierofun: I wish nick left a wish to corrupt.

Granted. But his wish was left in hieroglyphics that can only be deciphered by the rare 3 eyed cicada, which only one person has ever seen. Now in a state of depression after rendering your life useless since you were not able to figure out a simple wish, you lose your wife, job, and the acrobatic chimpanzee thats apparently been living in your basement storage closet for the last 10 years. Your Fiero has also been towed to hell, where Satan himself will put a nice, oversized wing on it, and drop a Hondatec engine into it.

I wish I didnt spend the last 10 minutes of my life on this pointless thread.

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quote Originally posted by grkboy707: I wish I didnt spend the last 10 minutes of my life on this pointless thread.

Granted, but when you look up at the calander you realise you've been sitting there for 10 months clicking refresh so you can corupt another wish.

I wish my kids would stop screwing up the Labrynth DVD.