granted. but that bigass smile hypnotizes you with utter confusion on how could two of the most fcked up looking people figure out that the pen15 goes into the vagnuh to make a person that ugly. and makes you wonder why did god let this be. so you study heavily into religion of all kinds, get your beliefes mixed up from it all and start a cult. your the only one that drinks the koolaid.
i wish uresti would hurry up so i can get off watch and go home. and be lazy.
looks like i need to get this ball rolling agian...
i wish i didnt have to work anymore
Granted. You get fired from your job, and deported to Mexico by the FBI because they did not bother confirming your citizenship. (This really happened.)
I wish this viral infection in my throat was gone.
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Sep 3rd, 2009
leppy_89 Member
Posts: 757 From: Kettering, Ohio Registered: Nov 2007
Granted. But you were decapitated by a marauding corn picker that ran out of control in your front yard so now you're dead, but it doesn't hurt to breathe anymore.
I wish that when I came home tonight Cameron Diaz was fixing my dinner in a see through negligee and there was a note on my dinner plate from my wife saying "Honey, had to leave for two days so I asked a friend over to help out, have a wonderful time"
John Stricker
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Granted. You get hit by a bus the next day though, and lose both your legs and hands, so you can no longer drive it.
I still wish this viral infection was gone. It hurts to even breathe. Swine Flu would be better than this any day.
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hklvette Member
Posts: 1439 From: Roanoke, VA Registered: Nov 2007
granted...but your next class is government. and all you get to do is watch BORING ass "politics and law" videos and take notes over them cause your going to be surprise quizzed over the videos.
i wish i had an infinate amount of free time, and work time was just a blink of an eye.
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AusFiero Member
Posts: 11513 From: Dapto NSW Australia Registered: Feb 2001
granted, your so called "normal job, normal hours" is sifting through animal droppings for anything pecilure that the animal shouldnt have eaten. out doors in the 100* heat and in the negatives in the winter time.
i wish my fat ass cat wouldnt come walking across my keyboard when im trying to type.
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Oct 15th, 2009
americasfuture2k Member
Posts: 7131 From: Edmond, Oklahoma Registered: Jan 2006
granted, your so called "normal job, normal hours" is sifting through animal droppings for anything pecilure that the animal shouldnt have eaten. out doors in the 100* heat and in the negatives in the winter time.
i wish my fat ass cat wouldnt come walking across my keyboard when im trying to type.
granted, but it died and got riggor, and is now stuck to your keyboard.
i wish i knew wtf was going on with my life lately.
Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: I wish oysters weren't so slimy so they didn't feel so wrong when you ate them.
Granted, they are no longer slimy, and no longer feel wrong (or angry) when you eat them. but they have a LOT of sand in them, and they smell a bit 'off'. After eating them, you start to focus on your life, and how the most exciting thing you will accomplish this month is to post an entry about oysters.
I wish I had replied with something bit more witty...
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Oct 16th, 2009
americasfuture2k Member
Posts: 7131 From: Edmond, Oklahoma Registered: Jan 2006
granted, it was so whittey only star wars trekkies got it and everyone looked at you like your some kind og virgin for life.
i wish this ps3 my friend gave to me was repairable. screw it, im making a burning laser out of it. i think ill look directly into the 405nm wavelength cause its sucha pretty light...
Granted. Your PS3 now works, but is also a burning laser. Everytime you play a game, your score is laser engraved on your left index finger. The last three scores happen to be the vault combinations to the biggest three banks in your area. Next time you go for a deposit you are detained by "The bureau" and interrogated over the course of the next 6 weeks. Since water boarding is out, they fall back on FTT (Feather Tickle Torture). After they are satisfied with your excuse, they seize your PS3 and let you return home. Every night you wake up laughing hysterically with cold sweats as you remember your days in "the Bureau"'s cold dark rooms.
I wish someone would revive the continue the story game....
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grkboy707 Member
Posts: 3019 From: Kingsville, MD Registered: May 2009