quote Originally posted by 86fierofun: Granted, but you take it on a trip to kansas for some R&R. When you wake up there one morning you fing ZOMG spray painted all over your freshly finished Fiero I wish I could always end my sentences with a cool alliteration like that. Edit: I'm just that fast! Zooom! <<<with an implied g

Granted, you only know ZOMG!!

I wish I could make up words on the spot... LOLLERFLOOD!

granted but you forget all form of languages and can only speek in made up words and you are in a classroom with the worst runs in your life trying to ask if you can use the bathroom.

i wish i had the worlds fastest manual fiero.

Granted, but it is rebodied as a Toyota Prius.

I wish I had more room and money for more Fieros.

quote Originally posted by kyp: granted but you forget all form of languages and can only speek in made up words and you are in a classroom with the worst runs in your life trying to ask if you can use the bathroom. i wish i had the worlds fastest manual fiero.

Wish granted , you now own the fastest fiero, and it only goes in reverse.

My wish would be for all of your wishes (this thread) come true.

quote Originally posted by intlcutlass: Wish granted , you now own the fastest fiero, and it only goes in reverse. My wish would be for all of your wishes (this thread) come true.

Granted, but they already did

Wish Fail! Invalid input.Message error: GE36

I wish I had an 1999 Arden Spec A.

GRANTED: but it fell off the truck and was hit by three semi trucks and you opted out of the shipping insureance.

I wish i could slow down time.

quote Originally posted by Fieronum6: I wish i could slow down time.

Granted. But the first time you use it it never goes back to full speed, you're stuck in slow speed time but you age normally.

I wish I had a girlfriend that wasn't crazy.

quote Originally posted by IEatRice: I wish I had a girlfriend that wasn't crazy.

Granted...she's not your girlfriend anymore. She is now your crazy stalker who murders all of your future girlfriends and then proceeds to cut off your dangly bits.

I wish i could fix everything right now.

Granted, but you fix everything with duct tape, it's a rainy day, and works for about 10 minutes.

I wish that my Fiero was a big Pez dispenser.

quote Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF: I wish that my Fiero was a big Pez dispenser.

Granted, but it only dispenses regular sized yellow Pez.

I wish I could beat guitar hero III on expert mode! and 5 star every song.

Granted, but you spend so much time playing that the skin on your hands starts to grow around the remote. Paramedics have to be called, you are taken to the hospital, and then you are ridiculed all over the internet for having your skin grow around the remotes. Your eyes have grown to twice the size the once were, which makes your face look like a cute wittle puppy wuppy and all of the female geeks who love guitar hero are all over you. You have to resort to beating them off with your guitar remote. You also have the last song that you beat continuously stuck in your head.

I wish i knew what a bobadoo was....

Granted, but knowing whata bobadoo gives you Alzheimers and you immediately forget what it is, forget your name, and pee your pants.

I wish someone would send me the metal washer/o-ring combo that I need for my fuel pressure valve on my fuel rail for my 2.8.

Granted, but it is a used one that I replaced because it was leaking.
I wish I was not doing Honey Do's today.

Granted, you end up doing the Honey Don't list instead and she leaves you for the mailman.

I wish it would stop raining almost every freaking day around here.

Granted, but your state turns into a dustbowl and people in West Virginia have a reason to laugh at YOU for a change.
I wish hayfever season was over....achoo!

Granted..it has gone straight from Spring to Fall...and you are snowed in for 6 weeks
I wish my gas tank would refill itself every day..for free
Nick

quote Originally posted by fierofetish: I wish my gas tank would refill itself every day..for free Nick

Granted, but the bottom rusts out, spewing gasoline all over the road, but it keeps refilling itself, thus constaintly refilling, pouring gas onto the road, then a stray spark hits the trail of gasoline, igniting wherever you drove, and eventually you're town burns down. You will be shunned, outcast, and you're gas spewing car given to the oil companies, to then extract the gas from it, and make millions...

I wish I had a pet rock

Granted, but it was delivered through your front window...courtesy of a volcanic eruption in your front garden, which has now engulfed your house and you in a river of molten lava...
I wish my gas tank was ALWAYS self-sealing

Granted, but the fill hole seals too, so when it magically refills, it over pressurizes and explodes, then self seals, then over pressurizes and explodes, and self seals, and .... well, you can see where I'm going. Your car blows up at least 3 times a minute. Then the gas tank reseals, only to explode again. By the end of the first day, the only part of the car still left is the gas tank. You manage to control the explosions and use it to propel you to your desired destination, Though there is no good way to put your car in park.

I wish I knew what a bekainta was.

granted, the book about the wild bekainta is given to you by a bobadoo but just as you go to open it and explore its wonderous story... the koolaid man bursts through your wall and scares your cat who jumps off the desk and brushes against your home science kit which falls over and acid burns up the book.

i wish i just made the greatest tasting hollandaise sauce ever.

Granted, but the ingredients include the koolaid man, the cat, and the science kit from the above mishap
It may taste good, but it sure does a number when it comes back out
3M ends up using your recipe for a super effective paint stripper and copyright it, forbidding you to make any more without paying them royalties (BTW, my wish wasn't really granted because I never found out what it was, or did I forget from the Alzheimer's I received after finding out what a bobadoo was?)

I wish I had a keg of Sprecher Root Beer on tap located in the front compartment of my Fiero

Granted, but it's tapped into your heater core plumbing so you Fiero always has air bubbles and overheats. The last time it overheats, it spews out a nice mixture of coolant and root beer, which your neighbor's dog comes over and drinks and dies. Now your neighbor comes over to see what's going on, slips and falls on the mixture, and cracks his head on your driveway and sues you. He brings his dead dog to court (it's now stuffed) and tells the magistrate everything that happened. Just as the magistrate rules against you, the dog comes back to life and leaps at your neck with his mouth open. The constable in the room quick-draws and shoots the dog out of the air. But the shot ricochets off a wall and comes back to hit the magistrate. You are now on trial for manslaughter. Oh no! Here comes the pooch again........

I wish I could capture an Al Quaeda operative and torture him however I wanted....

granted. but while you have your way with him (we wont ask any questions) his butt buddies are having their way with your family. letting him get captured by you was all a distraction.

i wish orange juice tasted better.

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First LX9 Fiero GT, 1987
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
Fiero's are people too. We pay just as much attention to them, if not more than our loved ones
My Fiero Fuel Economy
Videos of My GT

Granted... Orange Juice now tastes like the sweetest nectar that you could possibly imagine... But now you are irreversibly addicted to it, and it is causing your limbs to shrivel up and fall off. ALL of your limbs...

I wish it wasn't winter time.

Granted..Barack just re-named it summertime II ...and it is still cold, snowing and horrible outside (Even if things change, they always stay the same )
I wish I could have won the car I was bidding on last night on eBay
Nick

[This message has been edited by fierofetish (edited 12-08-2008).]

You just got an email that the buyer backed out, and you won the car! But, it has a severe growth problem.



I wish it would snow all at once on December 22nd, and stay so we could all play in it, but not snow again until the next year. So the roads would only have to be cleared off once.

Granted, but my daughter, whose birthday is December 22, hunts you down and kills you for ruining her birthday then mounts your stuffed head over the firelace.

I wish I had some raw sugar for my coffee...fresh out!

granted.........you get what you think is "raw sugar", but its actually the most addictive heroin laced with anthrax, rat poison, raw sugar, salt and fine glass dust.

i wish i could shat 15 lbs out of me. *blurp* uh oh.....i think i just did.......

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First LX9 Fiero GT, 1987
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
Fiero's are people too. We pay just as much attention to them, if not more than our loved ones
My Fiero Fuel Economy
Videos of My GT

quote Originally posted by americasfuture2k:

Granted, but 12 Lbs of what comes pouring out is your intestines, liver, kidneys, and other assorted entrails


I wish I could win THIS awesome prize!

[This message has been edited by FieroRumor (edited 12-08-2008).]

quote Originally posted by FieroRumor: Granted, but 12 Lbs of what comes pouring out is your intestines, liver, kidneys, and other assorted entrails I wish I could win THIS awesome prize!

you win the prize, but the prize is 300lbs of raw rancid bacon.


i wish i didnt ever get sick.

quote Originally posted by hookdonspeed: you win the prize, but the prize is 300lbs of raw rancid bacon. i wish i didnt ever get sick.

Granted. You are immune to all known and unknown pathigens. You feel so invincible, you decide to sit on a mayonaise jar and post the video on the internet.


I wish I had some novel use for 300 Lbs of rancid bacon...

Granted.....You can use it as bait to hunt grizzly bears...but it is strung around your neck.

I wish I had lots more wishes.

Granted but after wishing for everything you have ever wanted you grew bored with that and watched Oprah

I wish I had every rapid prototyping machine made in a huge building and all the time in the world to use them.

Granted, but the machine got zapped by the allspark, and started building decepticons...


I wish my son would sleep through the night!

Granted!! BUT...to no avail, because you stay awake all night worrying why he hasn't woken up like normal!! ( been there done that .)
I wish that I could play guitar like Mark Knopfler
Nick

granted, but you slice off a finger from getting so giddy and playing too fast cause you can....could now.

i wish that hotdog i just ate didnt taste like fierofetish's finger he just sliced off. but it was kinda good with that spicey bbq sauce.

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First LX9 Fiero GT, 1987
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
Fiero's are people too. We pay just as much attention to them, if not more than our loved ones
My Fiero Fuel Economy
Videos of My GT

You tasted Fierofetish's finger and found it to be more salty than the hotdog.

I wish Oprah had a brain, (and it wasn't mine or any member of my family's).

Granted.....She gets Obamas brain. Leaving him totally brainless to run the USA. George W is happy.

I wish I had a money tree.

Granted, but the currancy it sheds is almost worthless - your yard is filled with 10 cents worth of cash...

I wish people would join http://Blop.me and set up a profile...