Donīt need to grant your wish..you just typed 'in the dark'
I wish I could be 21 again
Nick

quote Originally posted by fierofetish: Donīt need to grant your wish..you just typed 'in the dark' I wish I could be 21 again Nick

Granted, but your wife loves the old Elvis not the young version and she dumps you.
I wish I had a 1000 RWHP Fiero!

Jim

quote Originally posted by jimbolaya: I wish I had a 1000 RWHP Fiero! Jim

Granted but fuel from oil has been outlawed and it just sits in the driveway mocking you as you ride past it on your segway.

I wish I was fat, ugly and broke.

granted..you are now a Hummer with a blown engine and transmission

I wish our Bank would go bust!! Hahahaha!!
Nick

Granted. All of your money landed on my porch.
I wish I had some money, .
EDIT
Cool Game.

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granted, a you sit waiting for your "money" a large yapanese stone coin rolls onto your nether regines and the IRS man would like to know how you are reporting this income...

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me

=todd=

quote Originally posted by tmur115: granted, a you sit waiting for your "money" a large yapanese stone coin rolls onto your nether regines and the IRS man would like to know how you are reporting this income... I wish for nothing bad to happen to me =todd=

Granted-everything bad happens to you.

Wish I had the last few seconds back.

granted. but you loose your eye sight.

i wish i could wish.

Wish granted , you can wish all you want, but you will get nothing in return.

I wish I could go back to my teenage years, and get all those chicks I was too shy to nail before.

Wish granted, but you "nail" the wrong chick, and the football team kills you.

I wish for an epic adventure.

Granted.....Fier0Girl shows up on your door step to go 'cruisin'

I wish I had a semi full of legos.

quote Originally posted by 86fierofun: Granted.....Fier0Girl shows up on your door step to go 'cruisin' I wish I had a semi full of legos.

hahahaa! that gave me a good laugh

well, back to business,

granted, but not one of those legos fit with another one.

i wish i could actually see the space/time continuum.

Granted, however because of the way the spacetime continuum works you are now virtually paused in time forever.

I wish I understood physics better.
Brad

granted you fall flat on your face and break your nose

i wish i wasnt so damn tall

^^ Granted, you anatomically match cotton hill.

quote Originally posted by BekaintaFunk: granted, but not one of those legos fit with another one.

Tear

I wish I had a pet penguin to do my bidding....

Granted, but he is actually an evil penguin and does the exact opposite of what you tell him to do. And even with this knowledge you still can't make him do your bidding.

I wish that there was more to life.

Granted..there are now another 50 threads starting tomorrow..just like this one!! You can spend your time posting in them ALL DAY!!!

I wish my house and all we have, and us and Zwerver could be picked up and transferred to America...with all green cards provided..and medical treatment was free !!
NICK

Granted... but in route to America, your house gets dropped into the Atlantic ocean after being picked up. Zwerver gets dognapped by a mermaid while you swim from the sharks. You manage to get into Canada, but they're messed up over there (inside joke) and they give you free overdose of hallucinogenic drugs. You somehow stumble into US territory, drugged up, and are issued a free green card. But the magnetic strip(??) triggers an explosive reaction in Hillary Rodham Clinton's brain as she campaigns by you. Satan crawls out of Hillary's body and deports you back to Spain. ....... --Its early in the morning--

I wish I had a large chocolate chip cookie... you know; the type from the mall that are HUGE and gooey! With some icing in the middle. And a large glass of milk... please.

Granted. But upon biting into the cookie, you notice they aren't chocolate chips, but actually mouse dropings, and that ain't icing in the middle

I wish my new 3000GT dash would install itself, make it's own brackets, and the interior complete itself. Then the car would catch fire and burn itself to the ground before I got to take pictures or drive it.

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NO!! I CAN'T GRANT THAT WISH!! NOOOOOO!!! whisper whisper whisper
OH!! OK then!! You are installing it into a HONDA!!! hEHEHE!! wish granted!
However, the incredible blaze sets fire to your barbecue, which explodes, and showers the neighbourhood with half-cooked hamburgers and hotdogs

I wish my wife didnīt have to work 12 hours a day 7 days a week, for $1000 a month
Nick

I wish my wife didnīt have to work 12 hours a day 7 days a week, for $1000 a month

Granted. She now works 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, for $1000 a month, but divorces you. She is now no longer your wife.

I wish I didn't have to go to Iraq soon.

Granted, you leave for the North Pole tomorrow.

I still wish for a real chocolate chip cookie with a glass of milk.

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Granted , all the cookies and milk you like, but your really in the first "Matrix" movie and all the sudden you have no mouth.
I wish for "World Peace"

Granted. things become too peaceful so i hand out ketchup packets and candy wrappers on halloween to stir things up.

i wish i could hop into my fiero powered with a flux capacitor, and keep myself from doing so many stoopid things and making so many life altering decisions

Granted, but now the Iranians you bought the plutonium from to power your flux capacitor kidnap you and hand you over to me. Now I make all of your stupid and life altering decisions for you.

I wish they would bring back corporal punishment in schools.

Granted, but your back in second grade, all the paddles have nails in them, and you get in trouble for breathing.

I wish I could spend one whole day with my fiance and not have outside BS mess it up for us.

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ROOSTER \m/

Granted, but this time it's the internal s*** that messes it up for you, and puts out such an oder your fiance passes out from lack of oxygen and you have to spend the rest of the day with her at the hospital.

I wish I were an oscar myer weiner.

Granted, but.........oh no.............here comes Michael Jackson...............and he wants a hot dog....................and he wants you.................and he wants his hot dog frozen..................what's he going to do with it...................oh no, he's not going to put it in there.........................you just became his suppository. So sorry.

I wish I could retire now, while I am still 31.

quote Originally posted by Hulki U. My-BFF: I wish I could retire now, while I am still 31.

Granted, but it's because you suffered an injury causing total paralysis except for your groinal area.

I wish that life wasn't so complicated.

Granted, life turns into a the land of the teletubbies. You are the only strait one.

I wish I could fly a kite right now and be taken up by a giant gust of wind and transported safely to Florida where I could enjoy the weather and vacation using a money from a brief case full of unmarked bills that was also attached to a kite that just happened to land next to me and I would stop using really long run on sentences that seem to go nowhere and also seem to sound like that ulsomethingorother guy on here who rights like this and I wouldn't even have to write at all because I would be greeted by a monkey butler when I land who was dissatisfied with his previous owner so he agrees to work for me with a wage of one banana per hour, so long as they are not dancing bananas or ones that skate board around.

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quote Originally posted by 86fierofun: Granted, life turns into a the land of the teletubbies. You are the only strait one. I wish I could fly a kite right now and be taken up by a giant gust of wind and transported safely to Florida where I could enjoy the weather and vacation using a money from a brief case full of unmarked bills that was also attached to a kite that just happened to land next to me and I would stop using really long run on sentences that seem to go nowhere and also seem to sound like that ulsomethingorother guy on here who rights like this and I wouldn't even have to write at all because I would be greeted by a monkey butler when I land who was dissatisfied with his previous owner so he agrees to work for me with a wage of one banana per hour, so long as they are not dancing bananas or ones that skate board around.

granted, you land and so does your money case so you rejoice and bathe in money but just then that dude you were talking about with the run on sentences who is actualy the leader of the country florida and he happens to be a giant who is very touchy about his grammar skills because of a rough childhood so he takes you back to his office and makes you his permenant typing slave and the butler monkey beats you with his hand made human beating stick and every banana he gives you is squishy and brown.

i wish i had french bread pizza.

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Granted, but a war breaks out nearby between the mashed potatoes and the green beans so your French bread pizza surrenders to the mashed potatoes (since they are closer) and the mashed potatoes trade the pizza bread to your pet cat in trade for your cat to put out a hit on the green beans. Hours later local mice found the green beans badly cut up and covered in hair in the back alley. The pizza bread was never too be seen again.

I wish I was sleeping right now.

quote Originally posted by 86fierofun: I wish I was sleeping right now.

Granted, but you're in a coma.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Granted, you are now Oscar Meyer's weiner.

I wish I were a 5 1/4 floppy disk. (some may not remember these).

granted. but i use you like a frisbee like i used to in programming class. then run you across a very powerful electromagnet.

i wish for the most unbarable painful death and to be remembered as the biggest jack@ss ever.

granted your hitler

i wish i was back on that island that was discussed earlier in this thread

granted, but not only are you back on the island, you ARE the island! your the weird shapped one that only a few dudes live on and there is no toilet, just a hole in the ground... where your human mouth would be.

i wish i was still the fifty foot tall leader of the island, and that my uniform would be a fuzzy purple bikini.

Granted, but you have the body of a man (more specifically, you strongly resemble FieroRumor)

I wish I owned a cool lifted 4x4 fiero

(damn you posted before me, i gotta change)

Granted, Fieros are STREET CARS!

I wish my Fiero would get done

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Granted, but you take it on a trip to kansas for some R&R. When you wake up there one morning you fing ZOMG spray painted all over your freshly finished Fiero

I wish I could always end my sentences with a cool alliteration like that.

Edit: I'm just that fast! Zooom! <<<with an implied g

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