On a particularly messy one, I pull the balls up and use a wad to push front to back from the front and drop immediately in the toilet. This makes it so when you go in for the full wipe that you don't just smear it everywhere.
The second wipe will be folded, as with all the rest of the wipes. The second wipe will go front to back from the back. Scrape as much as possible. Drop.
Third wipe will probably be foldable. Same as the second wipe but keep folding smaller as long as you aren't getting messy.
After most of it is cleared up and you've scrubbed pretty clean, time for the detailing. This is back to front, from the front. Folded. Make sure to get everywhere with a strong wipe.
On regular poops, I just start with the folded front to back from the back until nothing is there. Folding smaller along the way of course. To do otherwise is just a waste of TP. Wadding is also a waste. The only reason for it on particularly messy rounds is because it is being pushed and just works better than folded.
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Purple86GT Member
Posts: 1592 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: Mar 2012
1. Why do you own a pet goat? 2. Why does his breath smell so bad?
TMI Just TMI
Melanie wants to know when you got a pet goat and why didn't you say something, we would have given you one free, although knowing what you do with it now I am not so sure about that now.
Ok Melanie just said she don't care what you do with it once you get it home, shoot it, stuff it, marry it she don't care.
Steve
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Boondawg Member
Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
Believe it or not, there are several webpages devoted to the proper way to wipe one's derriere, and at least one youtube video. I have NOT watched the videos--OPEN AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!
Melanie wants to know when you got a pet goat and why didn't you say something, we would have given you one free, although knowing what you do with it now I am not so sure about that now.
Ok Melanie just said she don't care what you do with it once you get it home, shoot it, stuff it, marry it she don't care.
Steve
You want TMI? I'm in the can as I type this!
And 'Bilbo' is nowhere to be found.
Damn goat...
*Reaches for the TP*
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carnut122 Member
Posts: 9122 From: Waleska, GA, USA Registered: Jan 2004
Agree with Steve. TMI. I think the only information worth sharing here is that if you use baby wipes, don't flush them into a septic system. Though they say they're septic safe, they're not, just as most of the ULTRA bathroom tissues, they're very slow to degrade and tend to clog systems.
Over the last 18 years I've volunteered with a blind ice hockey team. I gotta say, that's not ever been a topic of conversation... and no, I'm not going to ask about this for you!
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Neils88 Member
Posts: 4062 From: Jeddore,Nova Scotia Registered: Aug 2013
I trained and sailed on Oberon Class Submarines...the heads were in the Control Room section of the sub. At night, when at periscope depth, the control room was in "black lighting"...this wasn't a funky disco theme, it actually meant the lights were off completely. During our training, they actually had a section where they instructed you how to deal with this. The bottom line (pun intended) was once you were done wiping....wipe again....
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Formula88 Member
Posts: 53788 From: Raleigh NC Registered: Jan 2001
This thread made me think about John Wayne toilet paper which led me to do a search which led me to find out that John Wayne toilet paper has it's own facebook page. Sometimes I wish we could go back to the good old days before the internet.
(Those who've been to Thailand will understand....)
Oh yes, and Vietnam as well. And, I know that the Shah era Iranians who trained at Great Lakes US Naval Training Center for Spruance Class tin cans actually thought it was appropriate to poop in the showers.
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Mar 12th, 2014
2.5 Member
Posts: 43235 From: Southern MN Registered: May 2007
If you fold, is it OK to fold again and re-use it?
What about baby wipes?
Balls toward hole Always fold. You don't wanna take the chance. Fold and reuse depending on the amount of poop. Usually the last wipe. Baby wipes are a gift from the Gods. I only use them when I have the squirts though.
