Well I suppose that I make a mistake or two, but nothing all that funny.

My cousin is the funny one. Unless the songs are crystal clear he messes up the lyrics.

Some of his zingers:

Come-a-to-me-Leon (For "Carmacamelion")
Turning the keys of bugs (For "Sowing The Seeds Of Love")
Dangers, waiting, up and down for Blvd(For Journey's "Strangers")
Who counts the money. Underneath the bar? Who rides a wrecking ball, into our new cars?(Jefferson Starship "We Built This City On Rock And Roll."

There are more, but I'll stop now. Truth is always stranger than fiction.

-FF
1986 Fiero 2M6

All I can say is I still think the guy is singing about a douche.

quote Originally posted by Gridlock: All I can say is I still think the guy is singing about a douche.

That's what I always thought. Did anyone remember the Kids In The Hall skit where there sitting around a card table making up different lyrics for the song.

looks like you're not the only one.
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/manfredmann.shtml

Kentucky Headhunters:

"Let's all go down to Dumas Walker's"

But I heard...

"Let's all go down to do Miss Walker"

Nolan

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Oh and another one....

Metallica's "Unforgiven"
chorus says: "And I dub thee Unforgiven..."

I always hear:
"And I don't need all the guilt"

to this day...

quote Originally posted by Sourmug: Kentucky Headhunters: "Let's all go down to Dumas Walker's" But I heard... "Let's all go down to do Miss Walker" Nolan

I don't feel so bad now, I was hearing the same thing.
Same with the douche.

One that I don't remember singing wrong, but I just couldn't make out, was what they were saying just before, "Custom Kitchen delivery" Turns out it was something to do with installing microwave ovens.... Dire Straits.

Kevin

quote Originally posted by fierofool: I thought it was F*ck the Casbar. And still do.

Agreed. I think they say "rock" and the "#$%".....

quote Originally posted by Wolfhound: Kenny Rogers, "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel."

That was about the funniest thing I've read all week.

quote Originally posted by Wolfhound: Kenny Rogers, "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel."

Sorry. Could not resist.

Please continue.

quote Originally posted by Wolfhound: Kenny Rogers, "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel."

ain't the next line "400 children and the crops in the field"?

quote Originally posted by Lambo nut: I don't feel so bad now, I was hearing the same thing. Same with the douche. One that I don't remember singing wrong, but I just couldn't make out, was what they were saying just before, "Custom Kitchen delivery" Turns out it was something to do with installing microwave ovens.... Dire Straits. Kevin

'We got ta install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries'...

Patrick, I usually sing 'I trod in some crap, I gotta walk out, because it stinks so badly baby'... !!

My friend always used to sing..(excuse the censored word !!)..
Almost Heaven, wet vag=na..hmmm..is that TOO risky for here?
Sorry
Oh, and a variation of one above..
You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel'..
Nick

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quote Originally posted by Lambo nut: Yep, "Kyrie eleison" by Mister Mister Welcome to the real word CD. Kevin

Another retro has been band that regularly hits the bright lights of the Reno casinos. Tee Hee!

"we're in momma's ford ranger
wham-bam, livin' our life"

I wanna rock n' roll all night.... and part of every day.

quote Originally posted by sostock: AC/DC Dirty Deeds. thought they said "Thunder Chief" instead of "done dirt cheap"

Well, it's better than "Done with sheep"



Max

quote Originally posted by 8Ball: I used to think it was wrapped up like a douche

Me too.

Free Bird.

" I must be traveling on now" I heard "I'm a speed traveling arm now".