Stole this from a forum i frequent. Probably a repost, but I thought it was funny. Some are better then others.
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence .
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb!
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ***** rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake! ." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is :"OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo FORWARDIN dis, but omelette dis one slide
Nothing new here, seems like more of the same old spewing of hate dressed up in phony comedic garb. It probably originated from a kkk, nazi, skinhead or other white supremist group's website.
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Nothing new here, seems like more of the same old spewing of hate dressed up in phony comedic garb. It probably originated from a kkk, nazi, skinhead or other white supremist group's website.
Who said the FICTIONAL character was any particular race, sounds like you're applying your own racial stereotypes to an innocent joke.
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Nothing new here, seems like more of the same old spewing of hate dressed up in phony comedic garb. It probably originated from a kkk, nazi, skinhead or other white supremist group's website.
Gouda - U jus gouda twis evathang!
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MDFierolvr Member
Posts: 2025 From: Great Mills, MD Registered: Mar 2004
Who said the FICTIONAL character was any particular race, sounds like you're applying your own racial stereotypes to an innocent joke.
So I guess you want us to believe when someone in america mentions a Leroy in the ghetto the first thing that comes to mind is a white person in Barrington, Il. Beverly Hills, Ca. Mahattan, N.Y. or Vale, Colorado? Of course not and to try a argue to the contrary is disingenuous.
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MDFierolvr Member
Posts: 2025 From: Great Mills, MD Registered: Mar 2004
So I guess you want us to believe when someone in america mentions a Leroy in the ghetto the first thing that comes to mind is a white person in Barrington, Il. Beverly Hills, Ca. Mahattan, N.Y. or Vale, Colorado? Of course not and to try a argue to the contrary is disingenuous.
Actually when I hear Leroy in the ghetto I think Leroy from Great Mills, white guy wanna be gangsta, but he drives a tractor for a living. Please don't assume, makes ya look ignorent
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88GTNeverfinished Member
Posts: 1809 From: Pleasanton, CA Registered: Feb 2003
Originally posted by Unrivaled: Seems perfectly acceptable when directed toward blacks. Pretty sad tho.
If it weren't true, it wouldn't be funny. When's the last time you went down to your local urban league and helped teach people like this to read or speak English? So many people are so caght up in the illussion of "political correctness" that they fail to see the humor in life at all. Ever watch the Lopez series on Comedy Central? Ever watch the Chappelle Show? Take a look around you, people are different. Before you can laugh at others you have to be able to laugh at yourself... We're laughing at you, why don't you join us?
If it weren't true, it wouldn't be funny. When's the last time you went down to your local urban league and helped teach people like this to read or speak English? So many people are so caght up in the illussion of "political correctness" that they fail to see the humor in life at all. Ever watch the Lopez series on Comedy Central? Ever watch the Chappelle Show? Take a look around you, people are different. Before you can laugh at others you have to be able to laugh at yourself... We're laughing at you, why don't you join us?
I certainly hope you aren't so ignorant to believe everybody who lives in the "ghetto" talks like that. If so you are the one to be laughed at.
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Actually when I hear Leroy in the ghetto I think Leroy from Great Mills, white guy wanna be gangsta, but he drives a tractor for a living. Please don't assume, makes ya look ignorent
Sure you do. BTW Some might say your misspelling of ignorant makes you look ignorant.
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Gordo Member
Posts: 2981 From: East Guilford, NY, USA Registered: Mar 2002
Seems perfectly acceptable when directed toward blacks. Pretty sad tho.
Maybe you have a double standard too? I don't see you trolling this joke thread... https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/037383.html Does this mean that it's ok to poke fun at senior citizens but a crime to laugh at "ghetto language"?
Maybe you have a double standard too? I don't see you trolling this joke thread... https://www.fiero.nl/forum/Forum6/HTML/037383.html Does this mean that it's ok to poke fun at senior citizens but a crime to laugh at "ghetto language"?
Pretty sad tho.
NEWSFLASH for GORDO. I don't read every thread or post on PFF. BTW why are you trolling this one?
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87FieroGTx Member
Posts: 2630 From: Bath, New York, USA Registered: Jun 2001
Nothing new here, seems like more of the same old spewing of hate dressed up in phony comedic garb. It probably originated from a kkk, nazi, skinhead or other white supremist group's website.
I didn't think the jokes were very funny. I've heard them all before (Only targeded directly at rednecks), but it seems that you are the racist here, bud. You remind me of Julian from Flannery O'Connor's short story "Everything That Rises Must Converge". I know because I used to be just like him, too.
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87FieroGTx Member
Posts: 2630 From: Bath, New York, USA Registered: Jun 2001
If it weren't true, it wouldn't be funny. When's the last time you went down to your local urban league and helped teach people like this to read or speak English? So many people are so caght up in the illussion of "political correctness" that they fail to see the humor in life at all. Ever watch the Lopez series on Comedy Central? Ever watch the Chappelle Show? Take a look around you, people are different. Before you can laugh at others you have to be able to laugh at yourself... We're laughing at you, why don't you join us?
I love you, man! Or maybe I just hate this PC culture I seem to have fallen into. Next thing they will tell us is that Asians have masive, oh..sorry... This is a family board. :P
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Gordo Member
Posts: 2981 From: East Guilford, NY, USA Registered: Mar 2002
NEWSFLASH for GORDO. I don't read every thread or post on PFF. BTW why are you trolling this one?
Actually, this isn't the sort of thread that I would normally post in. It's just not my kind of humor. More sad than funny. I have come to accept the fact that people are different and as long as we live & let live, that's ok by me. You can have your differences, I'll keep mine. What I did pick up on though was your attack on everybody that posted here. If you have something to say, then say it. You're entitled. If you just want to attack everybody, pick apart what he or she says and spew your own brand of hatred, then maybe your more anti-social then the author that penned the original joke. Maybe, but I obviously don't know you and therefore, can only base my impressions on the content of what you post. So far, I get mostly “bad vibes”.
So in answer to your question, “BTW why are you trolling this one?”, I guess the answer is you. Where is all of this hostility coming from?
Actually, this isn't the sort of thread that I would normally post in. It's just not my kind of humor. More sad than funny. I have come to accept the fact that people are different and as long as we live & let live, that's ok by me. You can have your differences, I'll keep mine. What I did pick up on though was your attack on everybody that posted here. If you have something to say, then say it. You're entitled. If you just want to attack everybody, pick apart what he or she says and spew your own brand of hatred, then maybe your more anti-social then the author that penned the original joke. Maybe, but I obviously don't know you and therefore, can only base my impressions on the content of what you post. So far, I get mostly “bad vibes”.
So in answer to your question, “BTW why are you trolling this one?”, I guess the answer is you. Where is all of this hostility coming from?
OK GORDO, put your money where your mouth is by showing me attacking EVERYONE and show where I'm spewing hatred while you're at it. I'm sure that won't take you anytime to produce. After all, you did say I was attacking EVERYONE so why not pull up every thread I've posted in and show where I'm attacking every other poster? Deal or is that a deal breaker because you can't produce what does not exist? BTW I'm I really hostile or are you being hostile to my disagreeing with your viewpoint? You can answer that by pinpointing where you see me being as being hostile. Or is that just the age old tactic of labeling someone in order to marginalize them and there message?
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avengador1 Member
Posts: 35468 From: Orlando, Florida Registered: Oct 2001
I didn't think the jokes were very funny. I've heard them all before (Only targeded directly at rednecks), but it seems that you are the racist here, bud. You remind me of Julian from Flannery O'Connor's short story "Everything That Rises Must Converge". I know because I used to be just like him, too.
Whats wrong with rednecks? I'm gonna go to my trailer now and cry. btw, I have a friend who talks just like that joke, we make fun of him all the time, to his face. Guess which race he is Unrivaled I have alot of stuff I want to say, but I dont need the negs. Brad
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F-I-E-R-O Member
Posts: 8410 From: Endwell, NY Registered: Jan 2005
Originally posted by Unrivaled: NEWSFLASH for GORDO. I don't read every thread or post on PFF. BTW why are you trolling this one?
Hey! Leave muh ma f**kin nigga alone! Just cuz he posts an opinion here doesn't mean he's"trolling." Basically, anyone who has uh different opinion than ya iz uh troll? Get over yourself. Don't make me come ovah there ***** slap ya!
The Association of Southern Schools has decided to seek a grant designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary.
1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting. 2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"
3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
4) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to Lanner."
5) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,00 in improvements."
6) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
7) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
8) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a nutter bare."
9) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage:" Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"
10) RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
11) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
12) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thang's gonna catch far."
13) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
14) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
15) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
16) FAT - (noun and verb) - A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup yuh."
17) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
18) CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that bare rat cheer."
19) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstand a wurd he sed . . . must be from some farn country."
20) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
21) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breathe . . . give 'im some are!!"
22) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that there bob war fence."
23) JEW HERE - (pronoun and verb) - Contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
24) HAZE - (pronoun and verb) - A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah . . . haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."
25) SEED - (verb) - Past tense of "to see." Usage: "I ain't never seed Noo Yawk City."
26) VIEW - (verb and pronoun) - contraction. Usage: "I ain't never seed Noo Yawk City. . . view?"
27) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert
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F-I-E-R-O Member
Posts: 8410 From: Endwell, NY Registered: Jan 2005
Originally posted by Unrivaled: OK GORDO, put your money where your mouth is by showing me attacking EVERYONE and show where I'm spewing hatred while you're at it. I'm sure that won't take you anytime to produce. After all, you did say I was attacking EVERYONE so why not pull up every thread I've posted in and show where I'm attacking every other poster? Deal or is that a deal breaker because you can't produce what does not exist? BTW I'm I really hostile or are you being hostile to my disagreeing with your viewpoint? You can answer that by pinpointing where you see me being as being hostile. Or is that just the age old tactic of labeling someone in order to marginalize them and there message?
For those that couldn't understand what he was trying to say, here's a translation for ya'll...
1. OK GORDO, put yer money whar yer mouth is by showin' me attackin' EVERYONE an' show whar ah's spewin' hatred while yer at it. ah's sho'nuff thet won't take yo' ennytime t'prodooce. Af'er all, yo' did say ah was attackin' EVERYONE so whuffo' not pull up ev'ry thread I've posted in an' show whar ah's attackin' ev'ry other poster? Deal o' is thet a deal buster on account o' yo' kin't prodooce whut does not exist? BTW ah's ah pow'ful hostile o' is yo' bein' hostile t'mah disagreein' witcher viewpoint? Yo' kin answer thet by pinpointin' whar yo' see me bein' as bein' hostile. Or is thet jest th' age old tackic of labelin' someone in o'der t'marginalize them an' thar message?
2. Coo' GORDO, put yo' bre'd where yo' moud be by showin' me attackin' EVERYONE and show where I'm spewin' hatred while youse at it. Man! I'm sho' man dat won't snatch ya' anytime t'produce. Afta' all, ya' dun did say ah' wuz attackin' EVERYONE so's why not pull down every dread I've posted in and show where I'm attackin' every oda' poster? Deal o' be dat some deal busta' a'cuz ya' kin't produce whut duz not 'esist? BTW I'm ah' real hostile o' is you bein' hostile t'my disagreein' wid yo' viewpoint? You's kin answa' dat by pinpointin' where ya' see me bein' as bein' hostile. Or be dat plum de age old tactic uh labelin' some sucka in o'da' to marginalize dem and dere message?
3. Not so bad GORDO, put yor brass where yor North and South is by showin' me attackin' EVERYONE and show where I'm spewin' 'atred wile yor at it, init?I'm sure that won't take yer anytime ter produce, init?After all, yer did say I were attackin' EVERYONE so why not pull up evry fread I've posted in and show where I'm attackin' evry uvver poster, isit?Deal or is that a deal breaker because yer can't produce wot does not exist, isit?BTW I'm I right 'ostile or are yer bein' 'ostile ter my disagreein' wiv yor viewpoint, eh, guv? Yer can answer that by pinpointin' where yer spot me bein' as bein' 'ostile. Or is that just the age ole tactic of labelin' some bloke in order ter marginalize them and there message?
4. OK GOWDO, put youw money whewe youw mouf is by showing me attacking EVEWYONE and show whewe I'm spewing hatwed whiwe you'we at it. I'm suwe that won't take you anytime to pwoduce. Aftew aww, you did say I was attacking EVEWYONE so why not puww up evewy thwead I've posted in and show whewe I'm attacking evewy othew postew? Deaw ow is that a deaw bweakew because you can't pwoduce what does not exist? BTW I'm I weawwy hostiwe ow awe you being hostiwe to my disagweeing wif youw viewpoint? You can answew that by pinpointing whewe you see me being as being hostiwe. Ow is that just the age owd tactic of wabewing someone in owdew to mawginawize them and thewe message?
5. OK GORDO, put your money whehe your moud is by showigg me attackigg EBERYONE 'n show whehe I'm spewigg hatrid while you're at it. I'm sure dat won't take you anybime t' produce. Afteh all, you did say I was attackigg EBERYONE so errrr, why not pull up ebehy dread I'be postid in 'n show whehe I'm attackigg ebehy odeh posteh, duh...uh...? Deal or dat a deal breakeh cuz you can't produce what does not exist, duh...uh...? BTW I'm I real hostile or are you beigg hostile t' my disagreeigg wid your biewpoit, duh...uh...? You can answebuhr dat by pinpoitigg whehe you see me beigg as beigg hostile. GEE danks.Or dat dgust de age old tackic of labeligg someone in ordeh t' marginalize dem 'n dehe message, duh...uh...?
7. oK gordo, put ru Money whhree ur Otuh si by shoiwng me att4X0r1ng evaryonea nd show weh3rEoi'm sp3wqing ahtr3d whildu r 4t it I wi;ll HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ olooo i'm uer tjhat won't tajkeu anytim3 to porduce... OLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLO... aftre all, you did say 1 waz aTtaX0ring evary0ne so why not pul;l up evary therad i've posted in and sh0w where i"/\/\ attXa0r1ng every otehr poSter!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? dea7 or si that a deal braek4r b3cause u can"t porduce whhat does |\|ot ex1st!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!? btw i"m i r3laly hoStile r or you bieng host1lee to my disagrei3ng withh yor veiewpoint!?!?!?!?!?!??!? you can anSwer tjhayt by pinpoimnting whEre u see me b1eng as bieng hostile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~ OR ISTHAT JUST THE AGE ODL TACTIC OPF LABLIMG SOMENE IN ORDE tO MARGIN4LIZE TEHM AND TEHRE MESSAGE?????????????? 1 WIL7 HACDJK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~
rr... what im about to post will def. give me a neg or two..BUT!!!
Unrivaled, where do you live? Space?
i would say 70% of the blacks i see talk like that!!! (and at least 40% of whites too...)
i grew up in Buffalo NY and im now down south at college...and its 10x worse here....
and 2nd of all F-I-E-R-O was refering to GORDO as his "Nigga" OOOooo did i just shock you? well reality flash, who says that word more than anyone???? now ive had some discussions w/ friends and it seems ending with an "a" and used in friendly context is ok... but "er" with derragatory context is a no no.
everyone has to be able to laugh at themselves. its like a fat comedian who jokes on his weight.... i respect them. You gonna yell at him for making fun of fat people?? have you ever watched BET??? some of the comedians on there rip on blacks AND whites... no one calls them out...
its all a double standard, so stop hipocracy and we will all get along.
rr... what im about to post will def. give me a neg or two..BUT!!!
Unrivaled, where do you live? Space?
i would say 70% of the blacks i see talk like that!!! (and at least 40% of whites too...)
i grew up in Buffalo NY and im now down south at college...and its 10x worse here....
and 2nd of all F-I-E-R-O was refering to GORDO as his "Nigga" OOOooo did i just shock you? well reality flash, who says that word more than anyone???? now ive had some discussions w/ friends and it seems ending with an "a" and used in friendly context is ok... but "er" with derragatory context is a no no.
everyone has to be able to laugh at themselves. its like a fat comedian who jokes on his weight.... i respect them. You gonna yell at him for making fun of fat people?? have you ever watched BET??? some of the comedians on there rip on blacks AND whites... no one calls them out...
its all a double standard, so stop hipocracy and we will all get along.
whew, end.
You and F I E R O keep stating people should be able to laugh at themselves. Well you and F I E R O aren't laughing at yourselves unless you two are minorities named Leroy and live in the ghetto.
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F-I-E-R-O Member
Posts: 8410 From: Endwell, NY Registered: Jan 2005
Originally posted by Unrivaled: Why are you using the N-Word and who are you referring too?
Reposted for those that can't read so good...
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Originally posted by Unrivaled: NEWSFLASH for GORDO. I don't read every thread or post on PFF. BTW why are you trolling this one?
Hey! Leave muh ma f**kin nigga alone! Just cuz he posts an opinion here doesn't mean he's"trolling." Basically, anyone who has uh different opinion than ya iz uh troll? Get over yourself. Don't make me come ovah there ***** slap ya!
Originally posted by Unrivaled: You and F I E R O keep stating people should be able to laugh at themselves. Well you and F I E R O aren't laughing at yourselves unless you two are minorities named Leroy and live in the ghetto.
Please! I joke about myself all the time. Something I've posted before that definitly applies to me:
Q: How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: HEY! Want to go ride bikes?
Tragedy is when I cut my finger (in my case two fingers off). Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
I had an accident which caused me to lose the first joint of two of my fingers on my right hand. Good friends of ours found a couple of shot glasses that had "Stubbs" printed on them. Funny as hell The point is, when you take everything in life seriously all the time, you miss out on the best part of life- the ability to laugh. One of the very few things that separates us from every other living creature. (as far as I know, there may be a few monkeys and scientific rats that may prove me wrong on that)
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Posts: 5436 From: Pittsburgh PA Registered: Jun 2003
You and F I E R O keep stating people should be able to laugh at themselves. Well you and F I E R O aren't laughing at yourselves unless you two are minorities named Leroy and live in the ghetto.
AHAHAHAHA can tell youre new....... look around for pics of MYSELF that i post.... i think i laugh at myself more than anyone, and can take any insult thats dished at me like nothin
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htexans1 Member
Posts: 9115 From: Clear Lake City/Houston TX Registered: Sep 2001
If we cant be humurus, why dont we jus' min' our own bidness and muv along ) S. Williams I cant post peacekeeper jokes, they are not work friendly LMAO
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Gordo Member
Posts: 2981 From: East Guilford, NY, USA Registered: Mar 2002
AHAHAHAHA can tell youre new....... look around for pics of MYSELF that i post.... i think i laugh at myself more than anyone, and can take any insult thats dished at me like nothin
That's for sure! LOL
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cliffw Member
Posts: 37753 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
Originally posted by BobadooFunk: ...... i think i laugh at myself more than anyone, ...........
Ya wanna bet j/k
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Originally posted by F-I-E-R-O: Again, if you can't make fun of yourself...
Pretty damn good Andrew We expect all your stuff to be that good from now on. Let me put on my politically correct suit. A black man was wearing it amd was making fun of himself.
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fierobear Member
Posts: 27104 From: Safe in the Carolinas Registered: Aug 2000
hahahahahaha. This from a guy who spends most of his time on the s***can forum. Unbelieveable.
Really jackass? Even you can count. How many posts do I have over there? How many here?
My posting there is minimal at best, much like it has been here for the last year. I got bored with it all. I bet you can't find more than a dozen posts from me there over the last 3 or 4 months. Go for it. Count em up. I know you lurk over there like the puss you are so you should have no prob doing a search while you're looking for something to regurgitate.
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Gordo Member
Posts: 2981 From: East Guilford, NY, USA Registered: Mar 2002
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."
IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - noun. A tool. "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - noun. A conflagration. "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
Y'ALL -- noun. A degree of rotation. "There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch, Roll, and Y'all."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor. "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel. "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE - noun. A tall monument. "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
HOD - adverb. Not easy. Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."
RETARD - Verb. To stop working. "My granpaw retard at age 65."
TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats." (Today's Southern Word comes from a school teacher in America's southern most state: Hawaii. As part of her class' study of the "War of Northern Aggression" (known to Yankees at the "Civil War"), she showed her class the movie Gettysburg. The students wondered why the Confederacy was fighting for their "rats." The answer, of course, is obvious: Southerners have very friendly rats ... in fact, you could almost say that we have some downright civil rats.)
LOT - adjective. Luminescent. "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."
FARN - adjective. Not local. "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
DID - adjective. Not alive. "He's did, Jim."
EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). "He can't breathe... give 'em some ear!"
BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JU-HERE - a question. "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"
Really jackass? Even you can count. How many posts do I have over there? How many here?
My posting there is minimal at best, much like it has been here for the last year. I got bored with it all. I bet you can't find more than a dozen posts from me there over the last 3 or 4 months. Go for it. Count em up. I know you lurk over there like the puss you are so you should have no prob doing a search while you're looking for something to regurgitate.
I don't know, asswipe. I haven't read that board for several months. I only monitored it, to see why kind of crap you P's of S were up to. When I did, you were all over it like ugly on ape.
So, now what are you gonna do? You don't like that board anymore, and you sure as hell don't fit in here with your insulting comments. Which, by the way, is about all you post here. Too bad I can't do a search for all your latests posts, which would show that you only drop in here to insult and troll.
Hope dis don't start no trouble like the time I pinacloda at my frens partment 'cause the bafroom was in use.
