Theres always time for more Simpsons lines by GTFiero1
Started on : 08-28-2002 01:22 AM
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Last post by : Ken Wittlief on 09-06-2002 09:02 PM
Aug 28th, 2002
GTFiero1 Member Posts: 6508 From: Camden County NJ Registered: Sep 2001
Barney - "im just saying that when we die, there will be a seperate planted for the french and a planet for the chinese and we'll all be alot happier"
Mr. Burns - "what are you doing in my corpse hatch?" "did i say corpse hatch? I ment innocence tube"
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[This message has been edited by GTFiero1 (edited 08-28-2002).]
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Standard Member Posts: 4667 From: St. Cloud, MN Registered: Apr 99
i am so smart, i am so smart! s-m-r-t.. i mean s-m-a-r-t!
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DecadenceR Member Posts: 1517 From: Howell, NJ USA Registered: May 2001
Homer: Why should we have to leave America to go visit America junior?
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Mac Member Posts: 330 From: Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada Registered: May 2002
"Wadda ya mean I can't take off my sweater, I'M HOT" (in the background on TV, Mr. Rogers)
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Ken Wittlief Member Posts: 8410 From: . Registered: Apr 2001
"Oh Lord, I never thought Id have to do THIS again" -Rev Lovejoy, pouring gasoline in his church to tourch it.
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Dave Gunsul Member Posts: 3543 From: Minnesot-AH Registered: Apr 2001
Principle Skinner while tyed up in a dodgeball sack: "Ok Nibbles now chew through my ball sack."
Homer: "Moe, you've never given anyone a free beer before." Moe: "Yeah well, i ain't never been hit with no duelin glove before either."
Skinners mother Agnus: "Why you ill mannered sack or crap."
My favorites are always Ralph quotes. Ralph: "Principle Skinner, i got car sick in your office."
Ralph, after walking into an adult video section: "Everybodies hugging."
------------------ Dave Gunsul Activities Director Northern IL. Fiero Enthusiasts. 86 GT mod. 85 SE V6 daily driver
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BOILERMAKER Member Posts: 1334 From: Indianapolis, IN, USA Registered: May 99
mmmmmmmmmmmmm, BEEEEEEER
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Oreif Member Posts: 16460 From: Schaumburg, IL Registered: Jan 2000
O.J. "I am innocent."
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Hank is Here Member Posts: 4462 From: Hershey, Pa Registered: Sep 2000
"Homer no function beer well without"
"Ah beer the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"
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fierobaby Member Posts: 4019 From: Niles, Ohio, USA Registered: Jun 2001
my cat's breath smells like cat food!~
The Dr. says if I quit picking my nose Iw on't get anymore nose bleeds
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FieroMontreal Member Posts: 3123 From: Registered: Jul 2001
"Me Fail English, Thats Umpossible"
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Flamberge Member Posts: 4268 From: Terra Sancta, TX Registered: Oct 2001
Groundskeeper Willie - "ahh...it's Mr burns. Kill it! Killll it!!!"
GW - "Heh. Therrres nary an animal alive that can outrrrrrun a greased scotsman!"
GW - "My first act as mayor will be ta kill the whole lot o' ya!"
Moe - "But no, that was funny, takin' away my dignity like that...ha ha ha."
Chief Wiggim - "That's a bag of weed!" Lou - "Maybe its medicinal." Blind Guy - Oh yeah! M...Medicinal!"
Chief Wiggim - "Ralph, why can you stay out of my Amazing Closet of Mystery?"
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Heretic Member Posts: 1102 From: Cambridge, Ontario, Canada. Registered: Aug 2001
Ralph - "Hi Principal skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
and pretty much anything Lenny & Carl say
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86fierose Member Posts: 4086 From: Livonia, Michigan Registered: Feb 2002
Homer (stuck in car sunroof) "When in the motor city going to build a sunroof for the husky fellow?"
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RWDPLZ Member Posts: 15086 From: Registered: May 2002
Homer: "No beer and no TV make Homer something something..."
Marge: "Go crazy?"
Homer: "Don't mind if I do!"
GW: "But I didna' do it!"
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GTFiero1 Member Posts: 6508 From: Camden County NJ Registered: Sep 2001
Homer -"you mean the whole town was in on this sceme just to teach me a lesson?"
GW- "Willie wasnt!"
Mr Burns - "throw this cup of pudding at lenny" Homer - "But hes a war hero" Mr Burns - "How about for Five Dollars?" (Homer throws pudding at lenny) Lenny - "AH! My eye! The doctor said im not suppose to get pudding in it!" (homer throw one at Carl) Mr Burns "What are you doing! Thats Carl!"
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wingman Member Posts: 1006 From: johnstown,ohio,usa Registered: Jul 2002
i will not drive my fiero in class
i will not drive my fiero in class
i will not drive my fiero in class
i will not drive my fiero in class
i know it was never on the board,but it should have been
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stimpy Member Posts: 8197 From: Salinas, CA Registered: Jan 2000
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Start inhalin, Waylon.
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schism Member Posts: 547 From: Registered: Jun 2002
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Ralph - I ate the purple berries
friends - wha'd they taste like ralph?
Ralph - they taste like burning
------------------1986 Fiero SE 2.8L, TH440 OD Tranny , Ported plenum ,intake,manifolds , Throttlebody, flowmaster muffler,15" American Racing rim's,Complete engine gasket overhaul. .
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CoryFiero Member Posts: 4341 From: Indiana Registered: Oct 2001
quote Originally posted by Oreif:[b]O.J. "I am innocent." [/B]
HAHAHA LMAO, did noone else get this or am I the only one that thinks it's funny.
or
O.J The glove does not fit.
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Patrick's Dad Member Posts: 5154 From: Weymouth MA USA Registered: Feb 2000
quote Originally posted by Dave Gunsul:Principle Skinner while tyed up in a dodgeball sack: "Good work Mr. Nibbles! Now, chew through my ball sack."
My wife says that she's never seen me laugh so hard as when Skinner said this.
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liltobe Member Posts: 671 From: somewhere in Canada Registered: Mar 2002
"I said boo earns"
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GTFiero1 Member Posts: 6508 From: Camden County NJ Registered: Sep 2001
Homer "Oh, oh my god! A Three chambered peanut! Marge, come quick, look what i did!"
Ned "Homer, you picked all my flowers!" Homer "Cant build a float without flowers" Ned "well, i agree but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?" Homer "well...yeah"
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Dave Gunsul Member Posts: 3543 From: Minnesot-AH Registered: Apr 2001
Grounds Keeper Willy to Principle Skinner: "That's the last time you'll slap your Willy around in public!"
Homer: "Hello, you'll have to speak up i'm only wearing a towel."
~(_8(|) doh
------------------ Dave Gunsul Activities Director Northern IL. Fiero Enthusiasts. 86 GT mod. 85 SE V6 daily driver
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FieroMaster88 Member Posts: 7680 From: Mattawan, MI Registered: Nov 2000
Ralph: "Whats a battle?"
"I ate the purple berries, they tasted like burning"
------------------ James Essar 88 V6 Coupe 3.2L V6 NX Wet kit (83 street, 125 track) Quik 6
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Tagueule Member Posts: 762 From: East Bay, CA Registered: Apr 2002
mmmmmmm, floor pie
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SLAMMED87GT Member Posts: 2012 From: Fruita, CO Registered: Aug 2001
Homer: "Didn't I Marge.....didn't I."
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naskie18 Member Posts: 6258 From: Commerce Twp, MI, USA Registered: Jun 2002
Lisa: I think its ironic that a skinnier man would have fallen to his death.
Bart: I think its ironic that Dad's butt actually prevented the release of radioactive gas.
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The Fiero is coming...the Fiero is coming....
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Don_Chi_Chi Member Posts: 1371 From: Medicine Hat, Alberta, CANADUH Registered: Sep 2001
D'OH!!!
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fiero56 Member Posts: 4144 From: Registered: Sep 1999
there is one where Homer peels a waffle from the living room ceiling - Homer: mmmmmmmm, sacrilicious.
lisa: Bart, what are you doing? bart: whipping cupcakes.
gay steelworker to another(with a lisp): oooohhh, watch out, you've got a spark in your hair. other steelworker(while dancing around) - oohhh, get it! get it! 3rd steel worker carrying a barrel(also has a lisp: hot stuff, coming through.
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Ken Wittlief Member Posts: 8410 From: . Registered: Apr 2001
Moe: "ok my truck will only hold 6 carcases, so only shoot trophy bucks"
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Ken Wittlief Member Posts: 8410 From: . Registered: Apr 2001
Homer in the 3D rendered twilite zone episode: "this place looks expensive - I feel like Im wasting money"
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Heretic Member Posts: 1102 From: Cambridge, Ontario, Canada. Registered: Aug 2001
Homer : From now on, I'm gonna tell it like it is!
Marge : Oh Homer, Shut up. You're the fattest one of us all!
Homer : Well you dont have to tell it like is Marge..
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donny Member Posts: 207 From: drums,pa,us Registered: Nov 2000
"there will be bigger boards with bigger and nails and soon there will be a board with a nail in it so big it will destroy them all."
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Aug 30th, 2002
GTFiero1 Member Posts: 6508 From: Camden County NJ Registered: Sep 2001
This wasnt a said line but written on the end of tonights episode
"No dogs were hurt in the making of this episode" ... "A cat got sick and somebody shot a duck but thats it"
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"Pray.. For.. Mo.jo"
robot exiting burning lab: "Why was I programmed to feel pain?!"
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Dave Gunsul Member Posts: 3543 From: Minnesot-AH Registered: Apr 2001
Cheif Wiggum: "Yeah that's what they all say. They all say d'oh."
Homer doing the splits right before several snow banks hit him in the crotch: "Oh this is the worst pain ever!"
Lisa: "Merry Christmas from the Simpsons..HONK"
Skinner: : "That elephant ate my entire platoon."
------------------ Dave Gunsul Activities Director Northern IL. Fiero Enthusiasts. 86 GT mod. 85 SE V6 daily driver
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malacite Member Posts: 2213 From: Casselberry Fl 32707 Registered: Oct 2001
Lenny: It's a secret
Carl: Shuddup...
Cheif Wiggam: Stop saying Hawaii in there.
Bart: This whole search is about as pointless as that lemon shaped rock...Hey! There's a lemon behind that rock!
Homer: What's your name Bart...Ner uh, little partner?
Mr burns: if you don't show up tommorow don't bother showing up monday either. Homer: Woo-Whoo, 4-day weekend!
Herbert Powell: there's maybe 40 bucks worth of steel in these things.
Ralph: I bent my wookie.
Bart: hey willie, i found a shortcut through your maze.
Ralph: Look Big-Daddy, it's Regular Daddy
i could go on. but i don't feel like it...
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fieroman84 Member Posts: 485 From: meriden,ct,usa Registered: Mar 2002
Homer~wheres the any key
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GTFiero1 Member Posts: 6508 From: Camden County NJ Registered: Sep 2001
quote Originally posted by fieroman84:Homer~wheres the any key
Ill just order a Tab (put cup up to disk drive) Oh, no time for that, my computer's starting!
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