Homer: 'But Marge, one squirt of this and you're south of the border!... mmmm, incapacitating..' (with teary eyes)

Chief Wiggum and the other cops talking to a pizza:
'you think you're pretty hot, huh?'
'yeah, we've got everything on you!'
'you're goin' down'

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Marge: "There's something different about Bart today..."
Homer: "Must be new glasses...."
Marge: "No, I mean something's bothering him..."
Homer: "Probably misses his old glasses..."
Marge: "As his mother, I want to get involved, but I don't want to seem like I'm smothering him..."
Homer: "Yes... 'Cos then we'd get the chair..."
Marge: "Homer, that's not what I'm talking about!"
Homer: "Yes it is, Marge... Admit it!"

Mr. Burns: "Ah... Fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead!"
Smithers: "Uh, Sir, you need to release the talk-button..."
Mr. Burns: "Uh? Well, sonofabit-CLICK"

(Marge bends down and puts her hand on ralph's shoulder) Ralph (to his dad)-"uh...She touched me in my special place"
lol

**tv news/commercial voice**

"fruitopia, the iced tea brewed by hippies, and distributed by a heart-less multi-national corporation."

Burns : But first, you must find the Jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers : Actually we found the monkey sir, it was in the glove box.
Burns : And the maps and Ice scraper?
Smithers : There too sir!
Burns : Excellent

Guy on ground with axe in head : Hey , their trying to learn for free.

Radio Active Man "My Eyes the googles do nothing"

Anything that starts with "Hello, I'm Troy MacLure..."

Trevor

Homer "Lisa, remember when your cat got hit by that car?"
Lisa "yeah....."
Homer "well all ime saying is that we can go down to the pound and get you a new jazz man"

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--Adam--
1987 Blue GT 5-speed
IM AOL: GTFiero

Homer: (pretending to be Mr. Burns) Hello my name is Mr.Burns....
Attendant: Okay mr burns whats your first name?
Homer: ....I Dont know....

marge, i love you more than the butterscotch pond or the porno bush (from the bible story spoofs)

RALPH : "..And when the doctor said I didnt have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life"

RALPH : "Thankyou super nintendo Chalmers"

HOMER : "I think I brained my damage"

HOMER : "I said butter that bacon boy!"

RALPH SPEAKING TO MS. CRABAPPLE : "Thankyou mommmy" , " Ralph for the last time Im not your mommy"

-phiero

Homer: "Uugh, how did i get here?"
Bart: "We found you smoldering in the bushes."

Homer: "I can't go to the big peoples library anymore....there was some......unpleasantness and i can never go back."

Mary Bobbins: "I'll do anything from reading stories to changing diapers."
Grandpa: "Put me down for one of each."

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Dave Gunsul
Activities Director
Northern IL. Fiero Enthusiasts.
86 GT mod.
85 SE V6 daily driver

Groundskeeper Willie - "Hello Sherry Bobbins."

Lisa - "You know Sherry Bobbins, Willie?"

GW - "Aye. We were engaged ta be marrrried in th' old country. Then she got 'er sight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her!"

Sherry - It's good to see you, Willie."

GW - "Gah! That's not what ya said the first time you saw me!"

Chief Wiggum - "Continue swimming naked. Aw come on! Continue! Come on."

Rainier Wolfcastle - "Homer, remember to wipe your sweat off the exercise equipment, I got a horrible rash!"

Homer - "How's it hangin, Mr. Banner?"
Rex Banner - "That's none of your business!"

Doctor - "Well, we could try to remove the crayon. It might improve your brain power. Or it could simply kill you."

Homer - "Improve my killing power, eh?"

Duffman - "Duffman can't breath! Oh No!"

Team Owner - "Where is he?"
Duffman - "I'm thrusting in his general direction! Oh yeah!"

Superintendant Chalmers - "I thought you said we were having steamed clams?"
Principal Skinner - "No, I said steamed hams."
SC - "They look an alful lot like Krusty Burgers."
PS - "Oh no, its an old family recipe."
SC - "For steamed hams."
PS - "Yes."
SC - "and you *call* them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled."
PS - "Yes."
SC - "How come I've never heard of steamed hams?"
PS - "It's a regional food."
SC - "Really? From where?"
PS - "Uh..upstate New York."
SC - "Well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard of steamed hams."
PS - "Oh no, not in Utica. It's more of an Albany thing."
SC - "Oh."

Superintendant Chalmers - "My God what is going on in there?!"
Principle Skinner - "Uh, um, the Aurora Borealis."
SC - "The Aurora borealis! At this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!"
PS - "Yes!"
SC - "...May I see it?"
PS - "...no."

- Flamberge

EXCELLANT! MR. SMITHERS

Homer (singing): Max Power, is a name you could fear

but you mustnt fear

Max POWER!