SHHHHH roger don't tell!!! You know if our past gets out then we will never be the same again! Besides I'm not in love with you anymore, and I made sure I gave up our first child for adoption... if only I could figure out where that child is now..........
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Songman Member
Posts: 12496 From: Nashville, TN Registered: Aug 2000
Originally posted by Stage-2GT: Turns quickly as Lisa and Songman enter the room from the left. (still soliloquizing) " I wonder if Lisa knows that Songman is her brother?".......
Being from Georgia and North Carolina originally, it's not likely that either of us will care.. heheh (Oh God! That's sick!)
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Originally posted by rogergarrison: Opens a niteclub downtown that features nude entertainment and waitresses that wear orange shorts.
I don't care! I am not singing in the nude! Those days are over and I swore I would never have to do that again!
As Gawd is my witness. . . they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. . . if I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As Gawd is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
72vinman....."Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she's gotta walk into mine....Play it again Bam." (oops, he aint here anymore).....
A Songman recites the last lines of part one of Gone With The Wind, Lisa turns and leaves to meet Roger and confess her sins. Little does she know the Galen is that long lost child of she and Roger. Will FieroTown ever be the same....Stage raises one eyebrow and grins an evil grin....
Hey Roger, I'm going to your establishment. It seems that another bar owner in town doesn't want me to work there and your place sounds like it's more fun.
I'll just start selling peoples kindeys for money. {you didn't hear that from me}
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Sounds like a good idea Pontiaddict. Seems that most people here would have no organ compatibility issues.
BTW I thought I was supposed to be the evil twin. I guess we were switched at birth or something. [music]*dun dun dun* [fades to next scene...]
Leper- "Fierochic88, remember me?" Fierochic88- "Yeah I just talked to you about 2 minutes ago." Leper- "No that was my evil twin brother Pontiaddict, I'm Leper" Fierochic88 "Leper, Yeah I remember you now, I thought you and your brother looked familiar, but I couldn't place the faces until you said your name. You were the one that..." ....
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Galen and FieroLisa run into eachother at my place, (good thing Fierochick wasn't expected for another 1/2 hour or so) looking for cheap advice, since the town therapist has become an expensive prozac junkie.
They immedialtely see a familial resemblance (but...doesn't everybody?!) and embrace.
He then shoots here in the belly for giving him up...lucky for her, she's an undercover (under cover...get it!? ) cop, and was wearing her vest.
I am sworn to secrecy, as she decides whether to turn him in, or keep his secret as a token of her love for her long lost son.
Tune in tomorrow to find out how many episodes we'll milk THIS one for!
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Steve Normington Member
Posts: 7663 From: Mesa, AZ, USA Registered: Apr 2001
Originally posted by rogergarrison: Roger a multi millionaire retired race car champion moves into town and has a different exotic car for each day of the week. Opens a niteclub downtown that features nude entertainment and waitresses that wear orange shorts. Immediatly tries to hire all the local girls under 21 to work in the club. Also in the hidden past is a link to Fiero Lisa that no one else is aware of. Roger also has a connection to smuggle in Fiero replicas manufactured by a secret company in Austrailia.
DADDY!!!
(If not, can I at least be a bartender at your club??)
Darnit, I said I wasn't going to get involved in this thread
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Songman Member
Posts: 12496 From: Nashville, TN Registered: Aug 2000
Of course, any of my recollections could be a little off since the plane crash. And then to wander home three years later not knowing my identity.
Only to find that my wife, Ms Whats-Her-Name, had been in such a rush to have me pronounced dead and then have the memorial service so she could start running the credit cards crazy..
Imagine her surprise when I showed back up.. What is her name anyway? And who am I really?
...Was indeed a former boxer turned chef also inventor of a certain low fat grill. Most of you do not get to see my cooking show that is on half an hour prior to PFF - The soap opera. The show after is hosted by....[/B]
After everyone is dead the soap opera gets replaced with two additional episodes of "Cooking with RiceCooker"
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Jaygee79 Member
Posts: 4259 From: Dartmouth, MA Registered: Mar 2000
"Well, Timmy, looks like 84BiII won't be messing around with our town anymore and messing up my plans to destroy everyone in it. Just wait until everyone finds out that FieroChic is really Fierolisa's long lost evil twin sister that everyone thought was dead."
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Fierochic88 "Leper, Yeah I remember you now, I thought you and your brother looked familiar, but I couldn't place the faces until you said your name. You were the one that..." "....stumbled across some ancient alien technology. Did you ever find out what that stuff was used for?" Leper "Actually I did. It was a demolished Alien laboratory. I salvaged and hid everything that I found and have been working on it's secrets ever since." Fierochic88 "What kinds of secrets." Leper "I can't tell you that, I thinkl that I'm being watched." *turns toward the screen and winks * "What I can tell you is that it involves Maryjane and Ausfiero and Maryjane doesn't even know what's going on." Fierochic88 "So what about this Ausfiero person?" Leper "Well, he's one of the craftiest Fiero aftermarket inventors around. I was working with him on his nuclear engined starship Fiero. He couldn't find anyone that could drive the thing and that's where Maryjane and I came into the story. I've already said too much." *Looks around like he's paranoid *
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84BiII Junior Member
Posts: 6 From: Eddystone,Pa,US Registered: Aug 2001
Fierochic wanders around town searching for the alien technology so she can ship FieroLisa back from where she came and retrieve the real Fiero Lisa whom Roger Garrison has locked away. See Fierochic is really not evil, she just has to look evil to attract attention away from the FieroLisa look alike who is secretly plotting with Songman to knock off Roger Garrison.
(If any of that makes sense)
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Jaygee79 Member
Posts: 4259 From: Dartmouth, MA Registered: Mar 2000
Since our last episode, Eds B52 was shot down over over Afghanistan and was never heard from again, the town had a big party to celebrate. At the town limits, a black Mustang cruises in, looks like trouble...
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artherd Member
Posts: 4159 From: Petaluma, CA. USA Registered: Apr 2001
(after the dreaded Elk Incident has come and past...)
------------------ Ben Cannon 88 Formula, T-top, Metalic Red "Every Man Dies, not every man really Lives" 88 Formula, Northstar, Silver -Mel Gibson, "Braveheart"
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AusFiero Member
Posts: 11513 From: Dapto NSW Australia Registered: Feb 2001
3 months later it is discovered that Ed survived the crash in Afganistan and snuck back into the USA in a Black Mustang (Hey look a boat Mustang, not a boat anchor Mustang) and has found a new internet service provider. After being run out of town by Mayor Cliff he is looking for bloody revenge but is exaspirated (whew that's a big word) by the laughter emminating from the towns people over his futile attempts to cause more trouble. The towns people look around for Roger Garrison to run him down in the street but alas, Roger has run off with this singing floozy called Britney.
Can I be a character actor that dies in the first 5 minutes of each episode after the main characters first land on the surface of a new planet via some horrible death?
A Guy Fleegman type character. I don't need a name in the show, just call me "ensign" or something like that.
Oh, please, oh,pleeeeezzzeeeee......
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fierobaby Member
Posts: 4019 From: Niles, Ohio, USA Registered: Jun 2001
suddenly Fierobaby and Fierokid appear making out as always... to bad... Blackstang is trying to get in Fierobabys pants! FIerokid must take karate classes to kick his @$$
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JSocha Member
Posts: 3522 From: Felton, MN, USA Registered: Apr 2001
With a sudden realization from her bo, her bo beleives now that fierobaby is conceited, to where she thinks all the guys are after her body (Narrartor: Which is only partially true ).
A Grand Jury indicts in absentia: Maryjane (long ago abducted by aliens), and two un-named co-conspirators for after-hrs thread manipulation. SETI at home volunteers begin the search. Starfighter007 sent to apprehend.
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Fierokid87 Member
Posts: 4954 From: N. Ridgeville, Ohio, USA Registered: Jan 2001
suddenly out of nowhere appears blackstang in corinnes lavishly decorated appartment with a.... KNIFE!!!! AHHHH she screams (quite convincingly too) and then Steve NOrmington pops out of her plant! Fierobaby: HI Steve how long have you been there Steve: oh a couple months I figured your plant was kinda comfy might as well stay Fierobaby: oh well kill blackstang cause he wnats to get in my pants steve: well so do I but I guess if I want a chance better kill him hold on
suddenly steve kills blackstang but when he turns around Fierokid is stang there and...........
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My7Fieros Member
Posts: 3357 From: Germantown, TN Registered: Jun 2000
suddenly steve kills blackstang but when he turns around Fierokid is stang there and...........
...realizes that people are sick of hearing about the juvinile relationship between Fierokid 87 and Fierobaby. Fierokid87 then storms out of the room because Cliff closed his pointless "trying to hit 1000 posts" thread.
) cop, and was wearing her vest. 
This soap opera is like any other and is getting confusing.
Or is the other way around...
or watch the Simpsons as this is wearing me out trying to follow and keep tabs on players...
