Ok Ive been thinking about this for a while now, but Im gonna need some help on this one.
If there was a Pennocks soap opera on tv, here would be some of the characters and their descriptions: (read the entire thing as one continous sentence per say..I mean, each characters name is completling the previous ones sentence. (i.e. Cliff Pennock- likes to be entertained by Songman, who is almost as good looking as My7..blah blah..youll see).

Cliff Pennock- The head honcho...but a voice on the phone only, never being seen. Kind of like Charlie on Charlies Angels. Likes to be entertained by...

Songman-The wealty Texan (I know, but for the sake of the show)...nice guy, easy to get along with. Sings from time to time to entertain the others. Charms the ladies, and almost as good looking as...

My7Fieros- Uptight by the book local cop who loves his job but loves to have fun to. Tries to keep order within the Pennocks community. Married to...

FieroLisa- Once married to another member of the Pennocks community until falling madly in love w/ the cop. ( ) Always there to livin' up the party. A friend to all. Knows almost as much about Fieros as...

TheOgre- Strange mystical all knowing creature that dwells beneath Lake Pennock. Rarely seen, but often heard, especially when a Fiero crisis is involved! Favorite show is Ren and....

Stimpy- Always there to "set the tone" for the day. Never holds back his feelings and opinions (and everyone likes that). The "comic relief" of the show. Loves the readings of...

JSocha- Die hard conservative, much like My7, only a bit more vocal. Stands tall for his beliefs...loves to debate with..

EdsB52- Local attorney who represents people who cant handle the simple things in life most of us take for granted (like working a toaster). Die hard liberal, he stands firm with his beliefs. Shows his emotions from time to time, almost like...

Fierokid87 and Fierobaby...local teenage couple who are rarely heard saying anything other than "I love you" to each other. Rarely seen also, usually hiding off somewhere making out.

Ok, thats all I can think of now....anybody else wanna join? This could get interesting!

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Baldlobo- the drible spouting wolf, that knows how to type(that is a figment of my7fiero's imagination)

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I dont even know where *I* would fit in in this world of PFF. Any ideas?

How about the town drunk?I slur my words after a 25 oz. beer at the local Tin Alley Restaurant. OR
The mysterious stranger who has come into town and has some people worried about what he knows of their past.You can't hardly get anyone stranger than a person that says HUH? all the time.

Soap Opera Hmmmmmmmm......Cast me in as the middle aged good lookin' guy who gets used by women!!! Have "soap opera" real life experience, first wife tried to comment suicide when I wanted a divorce, second wife changes up 65 grand in plastic (all high priced jewelry and clothes) then tells me she wants a divorce!!! When I tell her I'm not paying the plastic, she tries to burn the house down and gets both of us thrown in jail. Hey.... I'm recovered with a lot of money invested, and probably dumb enough to fall in love with somebody again !!! Just a sucker for romance!

quote Originally posted by California Kid: Soap Opera Hmmmmmmmm......Cast me in as the middle aged good lookin' guy who gets used by women!!! Have "soap opera" real life experience, first wife tried to comment suicide when I wanted a divorce, second wife changes up 65 grand in plastic (all high priced jewelry and clothes) then tells me she wants a divorce!!! When I tell her I'm not paying the plastic, she tries to burn the house down and gets both of us thrown in jail. Hey.... I'm recovered with a lot of money invested, and probably dumb enough to fall in love with somebody again !!! Just a sucker for romance!

I bet you won't get married again!!

I wanna be on "THE LIST"!!!!

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Pontiaddict - That guy standing over there. Usually used to give some bit of information to move the scene along.

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by hugh:
[B]How about the town drunk?I slur my words after a 25 oz. beer at the local Tin Alley Restaurant.

You know, he's not lying about that!
(Love ya Dad! )

quote Originally posted by annieL: I bet you won't get married again!!

I wouldn't bet on that! I'm a real sucker for a beautiful woman with a great personality!! Next time though, legal papers will be drawn up and signed before the "I Do". Life's too short to go through it alone!!! Soap Material......yep!

Not bad My7. A couple corrections though; I want better than second to last billing, and I'm not a die hard liberal. Oh, and I want a beatch. Every attorney in these shows is banging a fine beatch, usually his female client getting a divorce with the assistance of said attorney. That way he gets to double-dip. Any female forum members getting divorced?

quote Originally posted by EdsB52: Every attorney in these shows is banging a fine beatch, usually his female client getting a divorce with the assistance of said attorney. That way he gets to double-dip.

Oh I can see it now!! California Kid goes to Attorney (EdsB52) with his "wife to be" for prenuptial agreement. The he starts banging my wife on the side!!! Somewhere in this equation My7Fieros' is going to get involved!! Ha Ha

I like My7 version better than yours Ed. Sorry thats just what i think.

FieroKyle - The Barney Fife of the town cop always trying to give comical jokes to the muched admired My7, but pretty much just watches the Jailcell to keep.....

Galen - in jail for unuasual behavior. Found lurking the streets scaring people away. He is also in cahoots of being a spy for.....

Cliff Pennock.

I just finsished the cycle, haha. lol

Steve Normington. The ruggedly good-looking ace mechanic who is the heartthrob of every woman he meets.

PS. This is fiction, right?

Stage-2GT- believes in the conspiracy theory and trusts virtually no one. Caught Eds Banging the local constables woman and with the aid of the wealthy Texans sweetheart. Stage has been educated by life and can answer for almost all social deviations known to man. Has been around the block more than he cares to admit and won't take that trip again. Uses women for entertainment purposes only and promises nothing. Lives in the Budget Suits and tells his lady friends that it's only temporary. Soon they find out that he meant them, not his home.

S2GT

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72Vinman - The owner of the local tavern where the locals all hang out. Seen around town in polyester leisure suits and telling everyone everything is Groovy.

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Black 86GT

Leper - evil twin, every soap opera needs an evil twin.

Loki a millionaire oil tycoon/ socialite looking to become senator. Hopefully nobody finds out his dirty little secret.

Must have been a good guess since I didn't know he was from Texas.

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quote Originally posted by Steve Normington: [b]Steve Normington. The ruggedly good-looking ace mechanic who is the heartthrob of every woman he meets. PS. This is fiction, right?[/B]

It's sure fiction now!
Just kidding, i've never seen Steve so he might look normal.....but i've heard stories.

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N.I.F.E. member
86 GT modified
85 SE daily driver

mrgone - the one who 'knows too much' and is 'killed' only to later find out in episode 13 that he faked his death and is raising kangaroos in canada

Carlos,(me) the brooding, latin pool boy. With a little suntan lotion he eases away the daily problems of most of the female cast. If only....

Outstanding! I just about laughed my head off! I am flattered to have made the list!

We have to add:

Spideyfoot - Songman's trusty sidekick and guitar player extraordinaire! Great guy with strange habits. Drives his Fiero when he has a 928 Porsche parked in his yard. Won't turn the a/c on in his Fiero unless his wife makes him. And lives in the Country Music center of the world but plays rock n' roll. And oh yeah, for some reason he is a spider magnet. Spiders come from three states just to bite him.. (Wait! This is not fiction!)

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Tennessee Fiero Owners

quote Originally posted by FieroHeather: I dont even know where *I* would fit in in this world of PFF. Any ideas?

You could be the well connected businesswoman that people go to when they need something unusual. (NOT a drug dealer.)

quote Originally posted by rodmcneill: Carlos,(me) the brooding, latin pool boy. With a little suntan lotion he eases away the daily problems of most of the female cast. If only....

He hadn't mistaken Don for a woman, who later has a sex change operation and takes his gf's name , Maryjane who....
(somebody help me recover some dignity here!)

Oh yeah that's all good except that edsb52 should be the fat little punk-ass liar that has everybody up in their sh*t because he claims to be some master lawyer with the debate skills of Daniel Webster.

If you all haven't figured it out yet, this guy has played you all like chumps. He intimidates even Cliff from banning him with threats of litigation. His every post is designed to draw people into arguments which give him something to do. And everytime, someone gets drawn in.

Newsflash: He's not a lawyer. He doesn't have a social life. He's some piece o crap little queerbait who has nothing to better to do than incite discord within the forum.

And then you have the few who support him like he is all that. Please. Who's got whom in their mouth now? Losers.

This used to be a cool forum. It used to be about the car. We don't drive the car. The car drives us.

To bad some have forgotten that and let others turn the forum away from the point.

Edsb52: I know you'll read this and be forced to respond. Bring it on big guy.

I've got big plans for you.

Thanks, FieroBritany, left me hangin as a trans-sexual. Next please!

HEY! We already have an evil twin Brittany.
We don't need anymore.

You could be a jilted lover.

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C'mon Fierobritney, I made this thread to try to help "lighten up" the OT section alittle.....

The evil twin that always forgets to take the medication!

quote Originally posted by Pontiaddict: HEY! We already have an evil twin Brittany. We don't need anymore. You could be a jilted lover. [This message has been edited by Pontiaddict (edited 08-12-2001).]

The only jilted lover eds has is his hand.

Damn, might as well go buy a dress & shave my mustache now.

quote Originally posted by maryjane: He hadn't mistaken Don for a woman, who later has a sex change operation and takes his gf's name , Maryjane who.... (somebody help me recover some dignity here!)

Maryjane (who had a very good team of surgeons turn him into a beautiful woman)hits on California Kid with great success, but with condition of no sex till marriage. After meeting with attorney (B52) and getting married the Kid gets big surprise that the surgeons left something intake that certainly doesn't have womanly features! Now the Kid is freaked out, but doesn't tell anyone while he figures out what to do now. In the mean time B52 here's the marriage isn't going smooth and makes a hit on Maryjane and gets a really big surprise !!

Can't believe I typed this, must be from watching soaps with one of the last wives.

Maryjane shut up. I thought I took enough xanex to send you to your corner of our brain.

Go to sleep. It's my time now. You can have the body back tomorrow when you wake up.

quote Originally posted by California Kid: Oh I can see it now!! California Kid goes to Attorney (EdsB52) with his "wife to be" for prenuptial agreement. The he starts banging my wife on the side!!! Somewhere in this equation My7Fieros' is going to get involved!! Ha Ha [/B]

No, attorneys only bang'em on the way out, less messy that way.

aww eds, no response?

oh yeah that's right, you haven't had enough time to pour over your thesaurus.

That's ok, I can wait.

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quote Originally posted by Dave Gunsul: It's sure fiction now! Just kidding, i've never seen Steve so he might look normal.....but i've heard stories.

Steve's a cool guy, I have seen him and bet he could bag his share of the beatches.

quote Originally posted by EdsB52: Steve's a cool guy, I have seen him and bet he could bag his share of the beatches.

Too bad you can't.

Oh hell this IS a soap opera...fight it out! Go FieroBritney, Go FieroBritney! Get 'em!!!

quote Originally posted by My7Fieros: Oh hell this IS a soap opera...fight it out! Go FieroBritney, Go FieroBritney! Get 'em!!!

Hey.....there was an opening in the cast for a real evil beach, wasn't there!!!

It's not a real soap opera fight unless someone gets beotch slapped.

Vinman, ya need a bartender for your tavern?
I'm gonna be there most of the time anyways and can use the line "I can dig it".