yep i was on the toilet and this guy at work starts talking to me fromt he next stall WTF!!!,anyways he just started telling me about all the times he had to take a dump real bad while eating with his girlfriend and her parents, and the only washroom was right beside the kitchen where the dinner table is, and you know its one of those big one's that's gonna make a real big sound let alone the auroma that's going to be left behind, so you end up holding it in and you rush to the nearest donut store on the way home and let it rip... kinda weird but ehh im a little hyper so.. uh ya that's all..

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1986 Fiero SE
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loses: 1996 camero Z28,2000 grand prix 3.8L, 1986 monty carlo SS

Ummm.... although this IS off-topic. I think it may be a bit in bad-taste. Really should think about what you're going to type before you click that "post new topic" button.

quote Originally posted by yo_sweet: yep i was on the toilet and this guy at work starts talking to me fromt he next stall WTF!!!

Did you ask him, "Who does Number 2 work for?"

[This message has been edited by Tigger (edited 10-22-2001).]

"how off topic do we go here" this was what i wanted to know, now im sorry i asked. as far as taste in the topic, i dont want to think about it, ill leave the mystery to the dogs, they seem to like it. (i know its not what you were in refferance, but its how i read it the first time. sorry)
Myke

PS
if i grosed anyone out, im sorry.

I think true stories about toilet humor can be hilarious! And who knows, that kind of discussion might even answer some of the questions we've always wanted to know.

like what it looks like from inside your belly button?
Myke

I mean like, when one drops and splashes up water right into your crack! Don't ya HATE that?

ahhh less psycological, more phsical. i cant stand a wet hole. and when it hits, the first shock of it makes me just about jump off the toilet.... are we off topic enough yet?
Myke

How about that painful battery acid poo you get after eating an entire plate of fried jalapenos!

Um, I don't want to get into this discussion, but I know what you mean, LT1. And it doesn't take us Canadians a full plate of jalapenos, either.

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Seriously, though, for those of you that will some day be buying homes, consider that. I would NEVER buy a house where the downstairs bathroom was right next to the kitchen.

ok I've stopped laughing and can speak again.

Yea he told you a good toilet story but where I come from men do NOT speak to each other while they are amidst bodily functions.

What about when your sick and your poo comes out in super liquid form with that 'battery acid' feel that makes your butt try to pucker close cuz it hurts so much?

If it is burning.......I imagine it is dietary!

This is one sh*tty thread.
Now here is a story with a moral to think about.
when you die,you actually turn to fertilizer.Fertilizer helps grass grow.Horses eat grass.Moral; Be careful you don't step in horsesh*t,It might be someone you knew.

ROFLMAO ... Thats why i never use public washrooms.

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TOOL OWNS j00!

Call me immature, but I can't help but bust out laughing when I'm in the can and someone lets one buck. Fart humour=teh win.

quote Originally posted by Neal: ok I've stopped laughing and can speak again. Yea he told you a good toilet story but where I come from men do NOT speak to each other while they are amidst bodily functions.

Because, that is where all the dicks hang out...

some one i was in the guard with came running out of the restroom and yelled "nobody flush the toilet!!!". he comes back with a camera and takes a picture. yes of that.

it was shaped like a question mark.

i hate it the most when you really gotta go bad a a pubilc place and you gotta put all the nessssary health products on the toilet seat like toilet paper! and don't forget to flush before sitting soemone else may have peed white and you wont know the diff till ya wake up with an infected ass from the urine in the water when you make the splash
lol

Sootah
Turn on's: Fiero's; Hot chicks that arent stuck up
Turn off's: Toilet splashback (espesially in public restrooms) Size D boobs on a size A frame. Some guys really dig that, I'll never figure out why..

And don't ya hate it when it feels like sandpaper? I mean, the battery acid poo is bad enough but when you crap out 50-grit... OUCH!

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^{Never pull your pants down in Cosco, the dang monkeys will getcha
AIM: KSSouter}

I have to admit this is the first time I have laughed out loud while reading a thread. Is it in poor taste, Yes. Is it funny, Yes.

I now know more about yal'lls body functions than I really wanted to know. Remember the bathroom scene in the original "Friday"? Whooo! somebody open a window, it's startin to smell round heah!

Whats worse then sandpaper poop...
sandpaper toilet paper.

A mensroom is like a retirement home.
It's where all the old fellas hang out.

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Anybody remember Ben Franklin's treatise called "Fart Proudly"? Was an actual book, or pamphlet. Never read or even seen one, but supposedly it exists! Although it is somewhat dubious as a topic for discussion, it is one of the things that brings us all to the same level! Want to take the dazzle out of any star or celebrities image? Imagine them on the can, taking a dump, just like the rest of us.

There was a kid in 5th grade that came out of the bathroom one day with his eyes wide and filled with excitement...why? He announced that he had just made a deposit "this long", and held his hands about 3 feet apart! Don't ask me why, but that image has stayed with me for 40 years, and I laugh every time it pops into my head,(which isn't that often), but I always get a chuckle when it does. Thank you Stevie Lance!

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Have a good one!

Or when there's chunks of peanuts (peanut like anyway) in there that are sticking out all jagged and scratch your poop shoot the whole time your pushing it out. God I hate that.

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so anywho how about those yankees?

Or how about doing number 1...
You know how when the stream divides in two and you have to decide which one to send into the toilet, let the other one go where it may. I hate it when that happens.

One of the Naked Gun movies had Leslie Neilson going #1 after testifying in court, and he forgot he still had the microphone on him, so everybody heard how he kept going & going... I was in tears when I saw that, but my wife just looked at me with that "I can't believe you find that funny" look.

lol this is some funny sh!T

Just like peanuts, what's up with corn? I figure I should just dump the can in the crapper and save my self the trouble....

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'85 SE 4cyl 5spd

wonder what my g/f is gonna think when she see's this thread lol

ok, now we have the "when you sick, soupy battery acid deffication", but no one has talked about the other parts of it, or i missed it. what about when you get "the runs a few times and you get sore from the T/P? i mean, yo0u got to wipe it compleatly, or you get pint striped undies, but if you do, yourt in pain in a few hours. also, after to finish poopin' pea soup, if you havent had enough fluids, the mild constipation after (or maybe it just feels that way) you get your first solid log, and it feels like your ripping yourself a new @$$hole...... ummm maybe its just me.

Myke

Dont let any of that poo hit you! It would not be cool!

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James Essar
AOL IM Name: FieroMaster88
Not your ordinary 88 coupe!

I met a guy once who tried to talk me into eating my own poo. He said he does it once in a while and it gives him super energy. I just took his word on it and left him to eating it. Eating poo is definately NOT for me. Yes, this is a true story.

Fart Proudly
by Benjamin Franklin

Everyone knows Benjamin Franklin was one of the great philosophers of his time. But there was a side to him you were not exposed to in school--a bawdy, scurrilous side that was all too eager to ignite the fires of controversy. From time to time, he would put some of his satirical ideas down on paper. Fart Proudly is a testament to the rogue that lived inside the philosopher and statesman.

Snip 8><

what about the one after you wipe, get up, pull up your pants and flush then as you start to walk away you have to go again?¿ i hate that. how about in DOGMA the sh*t monster! thats a great movie every one should see it. also in DESPERADO, the "out of order" stall thats a secret rooom...

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Adam J. B.

I'm going to say this in the nicest way I know how:
You are all full of sh*t!

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I don't think so;therefore, I'm probably not.

Jake_Dragon:

Thanks for real "poop" on the Franklin document! I knew it was supposed to be real!

Didn't get a chance to read it did you?

Good job.

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quote Originally posted by yo_sweet: wonder what my g/f is gonna think when she see's this thread lol

More men's room fun...
If there are 3 stalls, take the middle one...
Men will walk in, say "$hit" and walk out...
Unless they really have to go, or want to know you better...