Sounded too made up not to be a real book
No I haven't read it but if I can find it I will.

Funniest joke seen written on a public bathroom wall... "Careful, this place uses John Wayne toilet paper... it don't take no crap off nobody".

Bathroom verse:

Some people come here
to sit and think,
Some people come here
to sh*t and stink.

But I come here
to scratch my balls,
and read the
off the walls.

My wife got this framed wall-hanging thing with one of those "touchy-feely" sayings in it from one of her girlfriends. Something like, "Some people come into our lives and stay, while others quickly go...". You know, one of those things a woman would give a woman and a guy would never even look at. So I never paid much attention to what she did with it or where she put it up. My brother comes to visit me one weekend and he comes out of the downstairs bathroom laughing. I say, "What? What's so funny?" He says, "Nice saying in the bathroom." You know, I never even noticed she had put it up there in the bathroom. Kind of changes the meaning, doesn't it? Think about it.