NO CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF ANY KIND

I just saw that on TV. A "light up" freeway overhead sign in Texas. But it was already circulating before that.

The noodle picture above reminded me so much of a photo I posted here 14 years ago. Have a look at The thread if you dare!

Strip club notices:

quote Originally posted by Hudini: CLICK FOR FULL SIZE That’s a mask in case you don’t have your glasses on.

Ha! I'm glad you said that. I have my glasses on and I still didn't see it. That is very cool!

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:

Is it like "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
or "weeeeoooooweeeeeoooooWEEEEEOOOOO!"

One of them is somewhat normal, you be the judge LOL.

rockpaperscissors

Pow that looks like it hurt

https://youtu.be/v5SSnQBtaq4 Skip the add

I came across some people who wish that the President would go back to his earlier habit of referring to it as the "China virus."

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quote Originally posted by rinselberg: I came across some people who wish that the President would go back to his earlier habit of referring to it as the "China virus." Click to show

I got a couple packsges from there yesterday

Ok, a hour of watching Tio Choko videos is enough entertainment for one day.
The guy has some talent and showmanship for sure.

His ballet dancer partner...man, she's built like I like 'em!!

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Ok, a hour of watching Tio Choko videos is enough entertainment for one day. The guy has some talent and showmanship for sure. His ballet dancer partner...man, she's built like I like 'em!!

She is stout, for sure.

I just stumbled across those videos today. I guess he is your neighbor.

quote I guess he is your neighbor.

From somewhere in the Houston area.
He can be summoned with the



and/or $300/hr.

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quote Originally posted by rinselberg: I came across some people who wish that the President would go back to his earlier habit of referring to it as the "China virus." Click to show

I saw that the other day on HGTV... it was Restored (really good show)... probably a coincidence that it was playing, but thought it was pretty funny.

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Ok, a hour of watching Tio Choko videos is enough entertainment for one day. The guy has some talent and showmanship for sure. His ballet dancer partner...man, she's built like I like 'em!!

Uhhhh....She looks like the lead ballerina in "Lard Lake" doing the "Dance of the Enchanted Groceries"

quote Originally posted by randye: Uhhhh....She looks like the lead ballerina in "Lard Lake" doing the "Dance of the Enchanted Groceries"...

Funny how everything with you is visual...from dudes to chicks.
Hmmmm.

Hey, you might wanna' try opening up your ears (mind), and closing your mind (mouth)!...wait, what?
Yeah, you're that stupid.

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quote Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: Oh MFG...

As much as that was a bizarre experience, I'd love to be able to turn back the clock and relive it all.

quote Originally posted by williegoat:

I've been working outside all afternoon (beautiful day in Lotusland). I've come in and had a glass of wine... and I don't know what the heck I just watched... but I liked it.

Sorry I haven't come back here for a while- Been busy with my Surgasized dog and My broken toof...(Yes- when it rains it POURS!)

Some great funny stuff here....I came up with another cartoon.....



I wanted to say; We are obviously stuck inside so are playing on the computer and phones a lot....and watching TV (I think I have OD'd on TV!) Years ago I got in an argument with my Father....was really feeling bad, so I rented one of the funniest movies I have ever seen; Galaxy Quest (a group of actors from an old SciFi TV show meet REAL aliens- a play on the whole "Trekkie" crap, with Tim Allen playing the William Shatner "Super-ego" roll) (But keep your eye on Tony Shalhoub and also Sam Rockwell as an "Expendable" red shirt. Hysterical!)

That movie cheered me right up. (Anyone have any other suggestions? (Pleeesssssseeeee....)

Different instrument, but shot with the same potatocam.

Can you name the instrument that the guy on the left is playing? (hint: It's not a guitar)

quote Originally posted by williegoat: Can you name the instrument...

Bajo sexto... but yeah, I had to look it up.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Hmmmm. Yeah, you're that stupid.

You should be looking for a high school diploma and sobriety from your drug and alcohol abuse problem, bowling shoe boy.

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quote Originally posted by Patrick: Bajo sexto... but yeah, I had to look it up.

Everybody else in this thread is posting some good-natured fun to help us all through these trying times... except for one bitter guy who just doesn't know when to stop.

quote Originally posted by Patrick: Everybody else in this thread is posting some good-natured fun to help us all through these trying times... except for one bitter guy who just doesn't know when to stop.

You could always ask him to stop :

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Funny how everything with you is visual...from dudes to chicks. Hmmmm. Hey, you might wanna' try opening up your ears (mind), and closing your mind (mouth)!...wait, what? Yeah, you're that stupid.

We all need a re-set.

Seriously, all this sniping among us needs to stop. It's such a waste of time and resources for everyone here, whether they're directly involved or not. Yes, I'm as guilty as anyone else for allowing myself to get drawn into it... but I hate it. The last thing we need during these difficult times is added stress due to useless bickering.

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quote Originally posted by Patrick: We all need a re-set.

I got up, grabbed a beer, then re-set in my chair. Does that count?

quote Originally posted by Patrick: We all need a re-set. Seriously, all this sniping among us needs to stop. It's such a waste of time and resources for everyone here, whether they're directly involved or not. Yes, I'm as guilty as anyone else for allowing myself to get drawn into it... but I hate it. The last thing we need during these difficult times is added stress due to useless bickering.

Says the guy who is whining that he wants people he doesn't like to be "turfed" (banned).

"Re-set" yourself.

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quote Originally posted by williegoat: I got up, grabbed a beer, then re-set in my chair. Does that count?

Well, it's the most positive response so far.