Yes, this is real.



people are stupid......

https://www.ebay.com/i/174126781311

Geez, for $109+ it should be measuring and setting the gap with a laser.

I wonder how many guys still know how to static time points with the cellophane from a cigarette pack (or a cigarette paper), and gap them with a matchbook.

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Yes, this is real. people are stupid...... https://www.ebay.com/i/174126781311

Doesn't surprise me that this garbage ships from my pathetic state. Crapifornia mentality.

quote Originally posted by williegoat: I wonder how many guys still know how to static time points with the cellophane from a cigarette pack (or a cigarette paper), and gap them with a matchbook.

What's a matchbook?

quote Originally posted by rinselberg: What's a matchbook?

Isn't that an online dating site?

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This spark plug gap tool topic is so much more fun than the usual political sh!t.

quote Originally posted by IMSA GT: Doesn't surprise me that this garbage ships from my pathetic state. Crapifornia mentality.

Found a guy in Canada (some redneck in Alberta ) who's trying to flog a used gapper tool on eBay... for over $500... yes, in US funds!

Twist A Gap Spark Plug Tool 4 Electrode Gapper Gapping .011, .015, .020

quote Originally posted by Rickady88GT: Oh, sorry guys I guess I see this a little different. First, I do not own one and do not see a need for such a needlessly complex gapping tool. BUT I can imagine that this could be a person in a home shop, garage inventing gadgets to make some money.

Yep, PT Barnum is often credited with proclaiming "There's a sucker born every minute" but his estimate was laughably low..

quote Originally posted by rinselberg: What's a matchbook?

quote Originally posted by Patrick: Isn't that an online dating site?

A match is two equal things, like your face and your butt, .

Sorry, I couldn't resist, .

quote Originally posted by Hudini:

I blame God for how I'm feeling right now.

(note, not about Smokey the Bear / bulge)

Ok...I made this cartoon but I am not sure if it is too subtle- I know that only real mechanics will get it, but it might be just a little to subtle....The "punchline" is the old man's eyes...Let me know what you think (Be nice!!! (Please....)

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Click here, click here now. The first drink after 6 months lock down.Click to show

People always seem to forget about the subjective when it comes to enemies...

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: People always seem to forget about the subjective when it comes to enemies... CLICK FOR FULL SIZE

From the same website:

All Melbourne security guards must wear face masks when having sex with quarantine guests, Andrews says

Trump Resigns From Presidency To Become Full-Time Writer For Sarah Cooper

Palace Letters Reveal That Queen Wasn’t Made Aware Of Australia Until 1975

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I do find it funny that if you join the National Riffle Association they will give you a knife
I am unclear if I should bring it to the meetings

quote Originally posted by Jake_Dragon: I do find it funny that if you join the National Riffle Association they will give you a knife I am unclear if I should bring it to the meetings

Not without a gun!
Wait, maybe that's the point!

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Wait for it...or skip on over to about 1:10...

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quote Originally posted by maryjane: Wait for it...

The good lord created the earth in less time... but yeah, the song (when it finally started) cooked!

edited the other post to include start time......

I'm trying to remember the 3 branches of government.

Pedophiles, corporations, and what's the 3rd one?

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: I'm trying to remember the 3 branches of government. Pedophiles, corporations, and what's the 3rd one?

That would be Dumb Asses!.

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