Well, as of last nite one of his godesses (aka Ashley) left the mansion because she was 'tired of his s**t". Has his magic winning bullet bit him ? In just a few days hes lost his job, kids and a goddess.
Was three a crowd?
Rachel Oberlin, one of Charlie Sheen's two "goddesses," has "left the building," his writes on his Twitter page in an "Update: Sober Valley Ranch."
"We're sad … Over it. … Applications now being accepted!" he says.
Then just hours later, Sheen told PEOPLE, "She's back!"
Oberlin, 24, a **** actress also known as Bree Olsen, has been sharing Sheen's affections with Natalie Kenly during the actor's surreal battle with his boss at Two and a Half Men and custody dispute with estranged wife Brooke Mueller.
Oberlin's mother had been worried about her, but Oberlin told PEOPLE last week she was comfortable in the arrangement: "I've always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes."
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Man, this guy.
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Well I wouldnt pass up a rich gal who wanted me to live with her and gave me any toys like cars, etc I wanted, free room and board and dont have to do a thing. I can even have other girl friends. Thats a total win situation to me, lol.
Several months ago, I wrote an article stating that, based on the fact that his reckless, dangerous, illegal behavior in no way hindered his career, Charlie Sheen was invincible. This claim was accepted by no one, with the notable exception of Sheen himself, who at this moment is shooting jet skiers from a helicopter somewhere over the Pacific.
Sheen read my obviously idiotic article and was so impressed at what he saw as an incredibly astute observation, that he reached out to me. He wanted me to ghostwrite a Self-Help book for people looking to imitate his lifestyle, or as he put it in the text he sent me, "u need me to let my n**s flap on your brain until a victory book comes out the other side, and how about that? Chaaaarrrrlieeee." I was reluctant at first but, when you get right down to it, Charlie Sheen has a whole lot of money and, well... here we are.
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