In a stunning show of bad judgement, HBO has decided to feature Charlie Sheen in his very own new cable sitcom. Sheen has been under fire in the media for recent allegations of drug use, sleeping with and assaulting adult film stars, and most recently, a crazed rant in a radio interview. HBO executive, Ingle Carenot released a statement today confirming Sheen's new contract for the new show "Two and a Half Braincells." Sheen could not be reached for comment, and even if he had, nobody would know what the heck he was talking about anyways.
I've been told on many occasions that cocaine has a "short shelf life" in the human body and you can test clean after just a couple of weeks since your last serious binge.
Pot stays in the system longer, apparently......go figure.
I just watched "The Union" last night. I wanted to make a thread about it, but this one will work.
I've always thought drug tests were pretty much a joke. Someone can go on a heroin, cocaine, and alcohol binge all weekend, and still pass a drug (urine) test next week. An average pot smoker is gonna have to wait at least 28 days!
Teaches the kids a good lesson: "If you're gonna do drugs, do the hard ones so you can still get a job! No pot!"
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htexans1 Member
Posts: 9110 From: Clear Lake City/Houston TX Registered: Sep 2001
..I tried to live the life Sheen is living now back in the 70s ,,very difficult to do .. Please just say no to drugs ,,that way you will have more time for heavy drinking and whoring !!
Anyone catch his interview on the Today Show this morning. Some of the facts out of his mouth......
1/The network is trying to take his money away so he cant support his kids. Ummm, you made $2 mill a week. If you didnt spend it all on whores and drugs, your kids should do just fine. Lots of people in the US live on just a little less.
2/ If they want him back, they have to make a public apology and increase his pay to $3 mill an episode (like thats gonna happen).
3/ He cured himself from alcohol and drugs with his mind. He has a superior brain compared to most human beings.
4/ He is a very special person and should be treated as such. (LOL)
5/ He is not abusive to women, people just make that crap up. Never mind hes shot and stabbed wives......
6/ rehab and organizations like AA are just scams. If you had his intelect you could see that.
7/ Hes a role model to his children, nothing hes done will affect them in any way. He point out real truths.....(LOL) I guess if you want your sons to be drunken drug addicts and your daughters to be crack whores.
... and on and on.
This azz is worse than Mel Gibson. Ive never heard a more delusional person (well maybe Obama). At least Gibson is a hell of an actor. All Sheen does is read lines someone else writes for him. They could do the show and replace him with just about anyone that can stand up and read. He does that show well because hes just acting out his real personality.
I caught a glimpse of that the other day...
I don't think he really believes any of it... To be honest, I think he knows he's messed up big time, but I don't think he wants to admit it. His ego is big, and I think in some respects that's preventing him from fixing himself up. The arrogance is a front that he's putting on for how he really feels. What he's NOT aware of is that 99% of the world's population neither cares, or even knows who he is, but the 40% of America who does care, only cares because he's making a spectacle of himself on national TV, and it's exciting to see a crazy person talk about himself, without having to go through the effort of riding public transit for a month straight hoping for a similar situation.
I would go to a Mel Gibson action flick without a doubt. Only thing Ill watch with Sheen is him making a total azz out of himself in public. It has to be way funnier than watching his tv show.
Im guessing HBO thing was a scarcasm, HBO empaticaly denied even suggesting they put him on anything.
I would go to a Mel Gibson action flick without a doubt. Only thing Ill watch with Sheen is him making a total azz out of himself in public. It has to be way funnier than watching his tv show.
Im guessing HBO thing was a scarcasm, HBO empaticaly denied even suggesting they put him on anything.
I would go to a Mel Gibson action flick without a doubt. Only thing Ill watch with Sheen is him making a total azz out of himself in public. It has to be way funnier than watching his tv show.
Im guessing HBO thing was a scarcasm, HBO empaticaly denied even suggesting they put him on anything.
Really? His excruciatingly bad behavior doesn't bother you? If not, then why does Sheen's? Please explain.
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rogergarrison Member
Posts: 49601 From: A Western Caribbean Island/ Columbus, Ohio Registered: Apr 99
Hes awesome in his action flicks like Payback and Signs. He may be a piece of crap in his personal life. Sheen makes his personal life everyones business, then proceedes to tell everyone else they suck. I see a huge difference between the two. His loss to an overdose would affect at least two people.
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Scottzilla79 Member
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The character he plays in 2 and a half men is my hero but i dont agree with the way he lives off tv.
So the drug addicted womanizer you don't agree with, but you admire the alcoholic womanizer he plays on the show? The TV show character is just the softened TV version of himself.
Another interview last nite too. He has a brain " from the extraterrestial relm ". I guess he became possessed doing The Arrival, lol.
His blood tests revealed he does not have tiger blood, but ordinary human blood, and the only DNA present is human....not from the mythical god Adonis. Im sure he will have to say the tests were foolish and the doctors administering them are buffoons.
Originally posted by 82-T/A [At Work]: I caught a glimpse of that the other day...
I don't think he really believes any of it... To be honest, I think he knows he's messed up big time, but I don't think he wants to admit it. His ego is big, and I think in some respects that's preventing him from fixing himself up. The arrogance is a front that he's putting on for how he really feels. What he's NOT aware of is that 99% of the world's population neither cares, or even knows who he is, but the 40% of America who does care, only cares because he's making a spectacle of himself on national TV, and it's exciting to see a crazy person talk about himself, without having to go through the effort of riding public transit for a month straight hoping for a similar situation.
Have you never rode on a bus? One day tops.
Brad
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I think he is shinning the biggest light on the whole "celebrity" machine to date. Rumor rags sucking every little drop of blood from anything that will make people gasp. Sensationalism to the nth degree, taken to the max by the very target it itself.
"Everything I do is a scandal, every rumor, believed. I wonder how far I could take this?" . . . . . . . . "Hello, I've got tiger blood."
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madcurl Member
Posts: 21401 From: In a Van down by the Kern River Registered: Jul 2003
Charlie Sheen animated special coming to Spike TV; Online viral hit lands deal -- Exclusive2 hours ago | EW - Inside TV | See recent EW.com - Inside TV news »
Spike TV is teaming with Taiwanese viral sensation Nma to produce Charlie Sheen’s Winningest Moments — a half-hour animated special chronicling the most outlandish moments in modern Sheen history.
The special will count down about a dozen of Sheen’s most scandalous headlines and will be hosted by two female characters dubbed “The Goddesses.”
Winningest Moments represents the first full-length U.S. TV program from Nma, whose company’s videos recapping the latest Hollywood scandals have become an online must-see over the past year (two of their Sheen clips are below). The outfit has previously produced news segments for Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim. »
on a car forum, and nobody mentioned the car theft movie he was in called "No Man's Land". I really liked that movie.
I do think he is funny, and I will watch his movies for the entertainment value. I don't care what any of the celebrities do in real life. Just keep making movies.
He's sure entertaining the heck out of me. His words are like a mindless poetry, whether intentional or not. Stream of consciousness. Reminds me of Kerouac or some of the other beat poets. I am reading some Burroughs right now.. so Charlie's words don't shock me. I think he's taking us on a long ride and messing with us. So much of what he is saying is rooted in metaphor, it has to be considered poetic.
And crazy is subjective.. those who are the most boring and "normal" probably see Charlie as the most crazy. Other more worldly people can see it more for its entertainment value than its shock value. I am highly entertained (he IS an entertainer) by the last 6 months of Mr.Sheen's life. We're all riveted like a train wreck, I am just not denouncing it as much as others who can't take their eyes off it, like me, either.
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avengador1 Member
Posts: 35467 From: Orlando, Florida Registered: Oct 2001
His words are like a mindless poetry, whether intentional or not. Stream of consciousness. Reminds me of Kerouac or some of the other beat poets. I am reading some Burroughs right now.. so Charlie's words don't shock me. I think he's taking us on a long ride and messing with us. So much of what he is saying is rooted in metaphor, it has to be considered poetic.
I am just not denouncing it as much as others who can't take their eyes off it, like me, either.
I think that is very insightful and right along the same lines as I am thinking.
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Ramsespride Member
Posts: 1979 From: Where i am is where i am. Registered: Feb 2010
I just watched "The Union" last night. I wanted to make a thread about it, but this one will work.
I've always thought drug tests were pretty much a joke. Someone can go on a heroin, cocaine, and alcohol binge all weekend, and still pass a drug (urine) test next week. An average pot smoker is gonna have to wait at least 28 days!
Teaches the kids a good lesson: "If you're gonna do drugs, do the hard ones so you can still get a job! No pot!"
Not true. You can pass a Marijuana test the day you smoked a joint. Way to do it is stomach turning; Drink two cups of distilled vinegar and the nfinish it all off with a few cups of water. wait a few hours, let the mix pass through your kidneys etc and let it go in the toilet. Drink some more water, purge that, then go take the test. Almost guaranteed to pass unless they take a hair sample. We tried this with a pot smoking friend of mine. Went to a clinic and paid 20 bucks to get the test done and it has had about a 98% success rate so far. You have to have a strong stomach to handle 2 cups of vinegar tho without throwing up and i warn- it WILL burn for a few mins inside you, the water helps but it is more to help speed the filtration process up.
Afterwards the subjects have reported feeling uplifted and more aware, ready to tackled the gazelle kind of attitude and their urine streams have been clear or light colored.
I just realized after typing that that it not only makes me look like a pot smoker but also someone with too much time on his hands
Not true. You can pass a Marijuana test the day you smoked a joint. Way to do it is stomach turning; Drink two cups of distilled vinegar and the nfinish it all off with a few cups of water. wait a few hours, let the mix pass through your kidneys etc and let it go in the toilet. Drink some more water, purge that, then go take the test. Almost guaranteed to pass unless they take a hair sample. We tried this with a pot smoking friend of mine. Went to a clinic and paid 20 bucks to get the test done and it has had about a 98% success rate so far. You have to have a strong stomach to handle 2 cups of vinegar tho without throwing up and i warn- it WILL burn for a few mins inside you, the water helps but it is more to help speed the filtration process up.
Afterwards the subjects have reported feeling uplifted and more aware, ready to tackled the gazelle kind of attitude and their urine streams have been clear or light colored.
I just realized after typing that that it not only makes me look like a pot smoker but also someone with too much time on his hands
Dont forget to take a b12 to make your urine yellow.
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madcurl Member
Posts: 21401 From: In a Van down by the Kern River Registered: Jul 2003
I just watched him on whatever show was on tonight. LOL.
Dateline perhaps, he was tweaking hard, as was one of his girlfriends.
Is the only drug test he has one that he came up with himself?
If so that's even easier to hide than flushing.
Really, watch him, he's on something hard. My Ex wife was bipolar, and never acted like that. My brother in law did meth, and prescription drugs, and could have been his twin.
If he takes a drug test, and has a prescription for whatever he's on, it's not included in the test. So say he is on speed, and wants to take a drug test. He gets a prescription for whatever prescription drug tests the same as speed, and goes in saying he is taking that.
Now if he is on meth they ignore any positive results for that.
WINNING!
Brad
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Ramsespride Member
Posts: 1979 From: Where i am is where i am. Registered: Feb 2010
To be honest what relevance does what Charlie Sheen does in his life have to any of us? WE are not the ones with two **** stars living with us, snorting crack off of their behinds nightly.
To be honest what relevance does what Charlie Sheen does in his life have to any of us? WE are not the ones with two **** stars living with us, snorting crack off of their behinds nightly.
I think it's just one **** star, and a nudie model.
IIRC they said one was his kids Nannie :O
Apparently that's a career that doesn't do a background check.
He has no relevance, other than I will now be missing out on a good show. It's turned into one of those things that I just can't help but stare at you know. Like fat granny on granny pron. It's strange, but makes me feel funny.
TIGER BLOOD!!
Brad
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Ramsespride Member
Posts: 1979 From: Where i am is where i am. Registered: Feb 2010
He has no relevance, other than I will now be missing out on a good show. It's turned into one of those things that I just can't help but stare at you know. Like fat granny on granny pron. It's strange, but makes me feel funny.
Brad
<Head hits desk> A facepalm wouldnt really cover that statement Brad.
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Boondawg Member
Posts: 38235 From: Displaced Alaskan Registered: Jun 2003
Oh come on, all it takes is Grandma having one at 15, and her daughter getting knocked up at 15 to have a 30 year old granny.
Also, in this case, the likelihood of pron goes way up.
Brad
Your logic on this is sound- loosely sound but sound none the less. I suppose that you have sampled Bree Olsens line of *ahem* films? From what i have been told they are not that bad, however apparently someone can take 10 inches of something without a problem. the sheer physical mechanics of that make me go
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rogergarrison Member
Posts: 49601 From: A Western Caribbean Island/ Columbus, Ohio Registered: Apr 99
Well, as of last nite one of his godesses (aka Ashley) left the mansion because she was 'tired of his s**t". Has his magic winning bullet bit him ? In just a few days hes lost his job, kids and a goddess.
I guess he became possessed doing The Arrival, lol.
