A couple weeks ago Rivero read a news clip on air that stated "they" are counting single shots as individual people. Two shots is 2 people. A booster is another, instead of 3 shots for 1 person.
Originally posted by randye: I love the mental image of him stalwartly riding off into battle on his electric moped, armed with his BB gun.
Those were banned here too...
Now we use a lance....twigs zip-tied to broom handles, and painted bright orange for safety. And we cant ride into battle anymore, we have to calmly walk (wearing helmets and pads for safety) because running into battle has proven too stressfull.
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MEM, you can sign me up... I'm as ready as I'll ever be to participate in the Canadian Civil War. Please let me know what side we're on... are we on the old British side, or the old French side? I'm not sure... I would ask first, who has the best food? We can worry about the politics later... I just want to make sure that with my involvement, and those of my friends and colleagues that I bring along... that there are certain... how should I say, reward for our participation.
Here and now, I am staking claim to Tim Hortons Coffee... I will continue existing operations in Canada after the reconstruction, but the headquarters will move to Miami. There are plenty of Canadians down here during the Winter to assist us in keeping the brand authentic.
Let me know whenever you're ready, and what kind of weapons I'll get. I would like a hockey stick so that I can fit in, but will also take a machete as I understand that is also used in some provincial regions.
The weapons are a bit of an issue. Since our DHIC (deek head in charge) is banning everything that even resembles a gun, up to and including airsoft, we have decided on firing frozen poutine from slingshots made with dollarama bungi cords (hence the need for the igloo transportation). Heavy artillery will consist of hockey pucks thrown really-really hard by strippers high up on their poles.
You can have the Timmies HQ, but we keep Country Time. And the Labbatt's brewery.
Bring Marlborro's. And Old Grandad. Cant get either of those here in the wasteland.
The weapons are a bit of an issue. Since our DHIC (deek head in charge) is banning everything that even resembles a gun, up to and including airsoft, we have decided on firing frozen poutine from slingshots made with dollarama bungi cords (hence the need for the igloo transportation). Heavy artillery will consist of hockey pucks thrown really-really hard by strippers high up on their poles.
You can have the Timmies HQ, but we keep Country Time. And the Labbatt's brewery.
Bring Marlborro's. And Old Grandad. Cant get either of those here in the wasteland.
Roger! I've got hockey sticks signed by the entire Washington Capitals team, circa 1984. It's a bit brittle, but I think it will do.
Only other thing I ask... can I eat some of the poutine while in battle? And... can we have the Coors company back?
