Tall Tales around the Campfire

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[ /maps/place/Nahmint+Lake/ 49.1573507, -125.0299299 ]
It's July, but that water is no more than 5°C / 41°F, barely above freezing.
Wading in to the hips, whizzing, shiver me timbers !
' Unngghh ! '

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[ /maps/place/Kwadacha+Wilderness+Provincial+Park/@57.816746,-125.0143551 ]

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Adventure of a lifetime ! Abducted by Sasquatch, taken to their camp in the mountains, sharing dried beef chews, making new pals.
Yep ! I started a campfire, we huddled around the heat ' Finally tiring, the youngest Squatch girl snuggled up, I threw an arm over, fell blissfully asleep. '

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Looking at those photos is a pleasant reminder of why it says Beautiful British Columbia on our license plates here.

[ /maps/place/Stikine+River+Provincial+Park/@58.3103733,-131.6499026 ]
1000+ km from Nahmint Lake on Vancouver Island, 630 miles of the land of the Sasquatch.
Just set your nature's compass for BC, trek out to meet your Canadian Wookie, your new Chewbacca friend.
Bring food, they like food, it's like you can bribe them with food, get some young Squatch nookie, mating with Cro-Magnon wood people.
Think of the adventures you could experience in ' Beautiful BC '
' Yee Haw ! '

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[ /maps/place/Nááts'įhch'oh+National+Park+Reserve/@62.614488,-128.5374512 ]
This is the Northwest Territories, far to the North, where the Sasquatch live in harmony with Nature, Caribou, Elk, Moose, Deer, and have for millennia, for all time.


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So, people out on Vancouver Island meet and greet the forest people, all over,
A great experience for visitors, tourists, something unusual, a big thrill, meeting our ancestors, the remnants, survivors of primordial origins.
Sasquatch Tours, out to the woods, listening as the Wolfman howls.
' Visit Beautiful B.C. ! '
' We were sitting around our campfire when a huge hairy man knocked on a tree trunk nearby, making us jump up in surprise !
' Who's out there ? '
' It's us ! We've been here for millennia ! Aahroo ! '

[ /maps/place/Tofino,+BC+V0R+2Z0/@49.1373725,-125.8767436 ]

quote Originally posted by Valkrie9: Terrified In Tofino And LEFT!

The fantastic opening shot in this video very aptly demonstrates how well suited drones are for videography. Very nice!

' We motored toward Meares Island, the humps on the horizon, in anticipation of meeting our kin, in the woods, our protectors. '


[ /maps/place/Lone+cone/49.2094758, -125.9118417 ]
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Check out the view from the top of Lone Cone Mtn, on a sunny day, see to the horizon, far out on the Pacific, the Cascadia Fault, where the Tsunami will appear.

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I love the woods / nature around the Yukon... Alaska, around Canada, etc., it's really amazing.

In my last career, I almost took a position that would have had me living in some remote facility with a small group of other people from my organization, with their families, in a small town in Alaska. I wanted to do it so bad, but my wife was like, hell no... j

It's funny, I used to watch some police show that was filmed in Alaska... it was like a COPS type show, and even though they were arresting drunks and whatever else, I was still mesmerized by the background and the scenery.

I'd love to live out there, just once...

The view due north from the dock in Tofino, Lone Cone Mtn in the center distance.
Simply move to Tofino, a wonderful experience in a remote Pacific Coastal community, the great outdoors, Sasquatch on the mountains, great seafood.

Take a ferry to Vancouver Island
The truth is, it's usually fogged, like, 99% of the time, so, when it clears, they take photos, these are them, nice, isn't it ?

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Numerous Sasquatch Reports
Sasquatch Calling in B.C.
' He ran up the hill from the river in seven seconds ! '

The human hunter being played by a Sasquatch, ' You call a Moose, I call a Moose, Tee Hee ! '
' Yeah, they have a sense of humor, a sign of intelligence, having the ability of mind-speak, a distinct advantage in the woods, make you think what they tell you to think, a real head trip. ' It's scary out here human ! Run away ! Run to the truck ! ' '
' Hmmmn ! '

' EEK ! 'A Sasquatch pranks a hunter in the woods !

Adventurer Shares His Experiences With Sasquatch And I Share An Insane Story

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Stepping off for a minute, to get a clear view of your bubble, exercising your bool-sheet detector, having an unobstructed sight of reality, no fake nonsense, no actors playing their parts, their scripts.
' Getting real. '

Are they Alien visitors to Earth ?
Sure, Star Travelers seeding the Galaxy with their offspring, us, hybrids in their greenhouse, concerned we may ruin their work of many millennia by our impending global nuke war.
That is why they are molesting the warheads here, Russia and China.
All the ballistic hypersonic vehicles destroyed mid flight, all of them,
disappointing Generals and Admirals everywhere.
' It will eventually devolve to sticks and stones on battlefields, like in 200 BC ! '
' Gird thy loins ! '

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.Yep ! It's flipping beautiful out there in BC.
Freaking Sasquatch, blaming humans for wrecking their planet, in their dreams, your dreams, my dreams.
Sasquatch messing with our heads, mind-speak, telepathy, talking by thought wave, like, like, Aliens !


.Here's a drive you may enjoy ! The 99, Duffy Lake Road !
[ /maps/place/Lillooet,+BC/ 50.702101, -122.0050589 ] ~ Lillooet, BC
[ /maps/place/Pemberton,+BC/ 50.3167163, -122.8136497 ] ~ Pemberton, BC
Go ahead, snoop around, see if you can spot a Sasquatch in the bushes, up on a hill, chasing down a deer, lurking outside your tent at night, breathing heavily, tripping your mind with fright.
` You`re gonna have to run to the truck ! `

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Sasquatch tourism in the BC wilderness.
Come out to meet your big brother of the woods, like, an Alien encounter of the 5th kind, he scares the bejusus out of you, changing your life forever, a revelation, a humbling experience.

British Columbia, A Boy Has A "Hairy Friend" In The Woods
They gotta be aliens !


' Hmmmnn, yeah, that's why they can disappear behind trees, n rocks, like, cloaking technology, advanced by hundreds of thousands of years, for all time. '
' Who built the Pyramids ? '
' We did, we had help ! '
Egyptian Stone Vases
This is exciting, a kid's Chewbacca friend, from the stars.

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[ /maps/place/Sky+Pilot+Mountain/ 49.6353047 ,-123.0860783 ]
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' You see all kinds of things while driving on BC roads, man ! '

A manifestation of art, by Nature.
Hard to believe it's real, our maker creating our world, in which we live, appreciating it's wonder.

Chewbacca objects to loggers, chain saws.

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May the force be with you !
Frozen in abject fear, having taken a step too far in the deep forest.
Reveling in the beauty of nature, the aroma of the trees, the air, the sky.
Suddenly wary of a hidden, unseen threat, being hunted,
too afraid to step on a twig, revealing your location.
A big bad boogie-man, standing behind that tree trunk, sending you stink.
' Hey man, show yourself, I can see your breath in the air ! '
All of a sudden, feeling very small and weak, insignificant among the towering trees.
They can really mess with your head, thought projection, like, mental telepathy, mind-speak.
You must open your mind, become one with nature, like a child in the garden of Eden.
The thing is, you can't lie to them.
That would be a problem for any man prone to telling tales, politicians, like.

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See ?
We've been gathering around campfires for hundreds of millennia, feeding wolf pups, cuddling them, learning to communicate, and describe our realm.
Sasquatch, living with us on the same planet, sharing our experience, Neanderthals among us, hidden to survive, humankind always waging war against them.
Truly, relaxing around a small fire, inviting them in to talk, in peace, smoke a few pipes, chant some prayers to our makers.
A far out trip to BC, before the M9, getting to know your new Chewbacca friends in the woods.

[ Emerald Lake, Yoho National Park Of Canada ]
[ /maps/search/Yoho/ 51.4666667, -116.5833333 ]_

Hey ! Great Idea !
Scoot up the Coquihalla, seek a mountaintop you like, then, climb up, sit on top, enter a spiritual thought mood, invite your Chewbacca friend for a sit down.
Be prepared to open your mind, stifle your fear of the unknown, learn that we are not alone, we have friends.


Bring food, they like food, be smart though, don't attract predators, like, like, a sow grizzly with her cubs, sniffing your meal.


Follow Kia to the top !
Yeah, chasing rabbit in the great outdoors !


More Rabbits need chasing, good fer yuh..

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[ /maps/place/Pacific+Rim+National+Park+Reserve/ 48.7919313, -125.156359 ]

That aerial drone clip, the Humpback Whale inshore, I had no idea.

Later, that evening, I went to the bonfire on the beach, it was swell.

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[ /maps/place/Monkman+Provincial+Park/ 54.5709234, -121.1644658 ]
Having a huge upright humanoid Sasquatch take a run at you would, I think, stimulate your ability to reason.
' Uh, uh uh, are you alien ? '


' Man, I think I've soiled myself, I gotta pee ! '

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[ /maps/place/Barton+Knob/ 38.6170569, -79.9297876 ]
West Virginia coal country, where the Boogiemen have lived, forever !

Abducted, snatched away by a giant humanoid, a Sasquatch, fear, surprise, terror.
Didn't stop to ask, anything, like, ' Who are you ? ', ' What do you want ? ', ' Where are you from ? ', ' When did you arrive here ? ', ' Why have you snatched me ? ',
' Where's your women ? '
All the important things you would ask a sentient being.
' Greetings, take me to your leader ! '
' I'm gonna eat you, Mister ! '


They could be monsters ! The Big Bad Boogieman in the Woods !

Ruger Super Blackhawk 44 Magnum Single Action Revolver
' Yep ! That would put a stop to any Sasquatch/Booger shenanigans, for sure ! '
' First, I'm gonna pull your pants down, Mister ! '
' Oh no you won't, you nasty, dirty Boogerman ! '

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[ /maps/place/Trent+River/ 49.613018, -124.9695897 ]
Native Man Shares His Deep Studies..


[ Turok, Son of Stone ]
' That was no Thunderbird ! That was a Pterodactyl ! '
Thunderbird
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[ So, unfortunately
Andre partook of the strange magic mushrooms, then, Turok jumped him from behind, while the Pterodactyls glided overhead, squawking their snide mockery.
Those Stone Age _uckers can't be trusted ! Sneak a stiffler into you when you're not looking, like, every time ! ]
[ Turok-Son-of-Stone-volume-4/ ]
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Yeah, stomping on Van Island, discovering the lost link in Human/ Neanderthal / Cro-Magnon evolution.
' There she was ! Bathing herself in the stream's ice cold waterfalls, a large young woman, hairy like ! '

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Nahmint Lake, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada.
Where you can travel, to seek the truth, Sasquatch, scaring the BS out of you !

[ /maps/place/Nahmint+Lake+Recreation+Site/ 49.1898517, -125.0613189 ]
' A Terrifying Beast '

I think I would about soil myself if ever I saw a Sasquatch or it's Wolfhound, a Werewolf, like on the Moors,
' An American Werewolf in London '
' Ahroo ! '

Chasing a rabbit fur bikini up a mountain, yeah.


[ /maps/place/British+Columbia/ 49.167805, -125.051735 ]
' Mystery Animals' And More Sasquatch Sightings,' Dogman '.


I Take You To Where 'They' Are.


All those hills are a km+ tall..
[ Area D (Sproat Lake) topographic map ]


[ /maps/place/Klitsa+Mountain/ 49.2247447, -125.1314878 ]
[ I believe the view is due East from the top of Klitsa Mtn, 1360M, 4462', Sproat Lake on the left, the far end 22km, the western tip of Namint Lake on the right, 14km distant ]
[ /maps/place/K’ak’awin+(Sproat+Lake+Petroglyphs)/ 49.2899141, -124.9209039 ]
Yeah, the Land of Sasquatch, Vancouver Island.
' Hmmmn, yeah, I'll drive over there, spend a few days seeking a conversation with a Wookie, I'll bring food, they like food. '

Terrified Campers, Sasquatch And Crazy Hunt Stories.
Tossed off the top of a mountain, Sasquatch roaring in victory.

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[ Great Central Lake, Vancouver Island, BC, Canada ]
[ /maps/place/Great+Central+Lake/ 49.3291732, -125.2050738 ]

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Far to the North West, in Alaska,[ /maps/place/Wasilla,+AK+99654,+USA/ 61.547905, -149.2767535 ]
The Sasquatch round here are GreyBeards, longhairs, more like Snowmen_Abominable,
stuff you into a snowbank for refrigerated convenient preservation, a snack stash.
' If you are hungry enough, you too will eat meat ! '
That is why the Donner Pass is called that, to commemorate the blizzard of '46.

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BC. Mountie Comes Forward, a Sasquatch Sighting In the Yukon Territories
Namint River, VI, BC.
[ /maps/search/ 49.1143915, -124.8730382 ]

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Take the ferry across the Strait of Georgia to Nanaimo, cycle in to the Triple Peaks, set up camp, invite your Wookiees in, fictional humanoid aliens, for a telepathic mindmeld, be certain your soul is clean, as they will mess with liars, tossing them off mountains, several kilometers, like.

That would be a thrilling tourism adventure, an evening with giants, as told by explorers of the 18th century.
' Tall Tales '




Out of body experience ?

' It was a giant hairy man ! '

[ 05/20/26 ]
Is Shapeshifting Real?
High Technology acting as magic, mind-reading, thought projection, telepathy, mind baffling, brains that project thought,
' I think you only have a pair of sixes ! '
Chewbacca wins for the eleventh time in a row !
' C'mon Chew, we still need to buy crystals to get back to Alderon '

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The Facts, about battling Evil.
And that is why the good guys wore white in the early Hollywood movies, the silent flicks, and why they were called flicks.

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[ /maps/place/Rifle+River/ 44.0727843, -83.12915 ]
Tall, Busty Sasquatch Teen Seen !
Now, that is why we seek the truth !

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[ /maps/place/Cowichan+River+Provincial+Park/ 48.8482569, -124.0337523 ]
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See, they hide in the woods, a game they play, sending humans dire thoughts of predatory threat,
just to mess with our heads, _ucking with us, entertaining themselves.
' Out here in our World, you better keep your sheet wired tight at all times ! ' ~ Sgt. Bob Barnes, ' Platoon ' '86

' I think I've soiled myself, a Sasquatch scared the sheet out of me ! '
' You nasty, nasty Squatch ! '

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[ /maps/place/Great+Smoky+Mountains+National+Park/ 35.6536207, -83.5987215 ]
' There are Wood Boogers out here on the Hills ! '



[ Great Smoky Mountains National Park ]
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[ /maps/place/Pisgah+National+Forest/ 35.8021685, -83.0043687 ]
' Highest Peak east of the Mississippi, 6684' '
Wow ! I didn't know that !
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[ ' That Hairy Giant Was In Our Camp Shelter Urinating On The Scout Next To Me ! ' ]
' WTF ? I've pissed in my sleeping bag ! '
Nasty prankster, a golden shower, making the boy piss himself.
' I was dreaming, then I pissed in my bag ! '


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' It was a giant hairy man ! '

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