. . [ /maps/place/Nahmint+Lake/ 49.1573507, -125.0299299 ] It's July, but that water is no more than 5°C / 41°F, barely above freezing. Wading in to the hips, whizzing, shiver me timbers ! ' Unngghh ! '
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[ /maps/place/Kwadacha+Wilderness+Provincial+Park/@57.816746,-125.0143551 ] Adventure of a lifetime ! Abducted by Sasquatch, taken to their camp in the mountains, sharing dried beef chews, making new pals. Yep ! I started a campfire, we huddled around the heat ' Finally tiring, the youngest Squatch girl snuggled up, I threw an arm over, fell blissfully asleep. '
[ /maps/place/Stikine+River+Provincial+Park/@58.3103733,-131.6499026 ] 1000+ km from Nahmint Lake on Vancouver Island, 630 miles of the land of the Sasquatch. Just set your nature's compass for BC, trek out to meet your Canadian Wookie, your new Chewbacca friend. Bring food, they like food, it's like you can bribe them with food, get some young Squatch nookie, mating with Cro-Magnon wood people. Think of the adventures you could experience in ' Beautiful BC ' ' Yee Haw ! '
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[ /maps/place/Nááts'įhch'oh+National+Park+Reserve/@62.614488,-128.5374512 ] This is the Northwest Territories, far to the North, where the Sasquatch live in harmony with Nature, Caribou, Elk, Moose, Deer, and have for millennia, for all time.
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[ /maps/place/Tombstone+Territorial+Park/@64.556251,-138.51835 ] So, like, you were out trekking about in the Yukon, when, all of a sudden, like, you sensed you were being watched, by unseen Sasquatch, playing with your feelings, messing with your head, sending you dire messages, to scare you, which works, you become scared, afraid of the unknown. One minute, you're reveling in Nature's beauty, the next, shaking in your boots, needing to whiz, the big bad wookie sending you stink, a nasty fart. ' FFS, Chewbacca, lay off with the ass gass ! ' Think about a food offering, dried fruit, teriyaki beef, nuts, a Chewbacca doll, a sharp blade, an iron striker, tools like. You may be surprised by their acceptance, closer contact, dialog, strange mind-speak communication, a revelation. ' Oh, we're not alone ! ' ' Yep ! It was wayback, '97, out in the Okanagan ! ' [ /maps/place/Stagleap+Provincial+Park/@49.0612739,-117.0517441 ] . [ /maps/place/Yukon-Charley+Rivers+National+Preserve/@64.9715824,-143.2907579 ] 2,135 km, 1,327 miles to Vancouver, BC Imagining that we are alone on Earth, that there is no boogieman in the woods, that all these people are making it up, because people lie. All the time with evil people, the liars of the world, they project their own sins on others, unable to comprehend truth. Sad and pathetic existences, greed and corruption, the reason laws were written.
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