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Tall Tales around the Campfire by Valkrie9
Started on: 12-14-2021 09:23 PM
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[ /maps/place/Nahmint+Lake/ 49.1573507, -125.0299299 ]
It's July, but that water is no more than 5°C / 41°F, barely above freezing.
Wading in to the hips, whizzing, shiver me timbers !
' Unngghh ! '



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[ /maps/place/Kwadacha+Wilderness+Provincial+Park/@57.816746,-125.0143551 ]
Adventure of a lifetime ! Abducted by Sasquatch, taken to their camp in the mountains, sharing dried beef chews, making new pals.
Yep ! I started a campfire, we huddled around the heat ' Finally tiring, the youngest Squatch girl snuggled up, I threw an arm over, fell blissfully asleep. '



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Looking at those photos is a pleasant reminder of why it says Beautiful British Columbia on our license plates here.

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[ /maps/place/Stikine+River+Provincial+Park/@58.3103733,-131.6499026 ]
1000+ km from Nahmint Lake on Vancouver Island, 630 miles of the land of the Sasquatch.
Just set your nature's compass for BC, trek out to meet your Canadian Wookie, your new Chewbacca friend.
Bring food, they like food, it's like you can bribe them with food, get some young Squatch nookie, mating with Cro-Magnon wood people.
Think of the adventures you could experience in ' Beautiful BC '
' Yee Haw ! '


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[ /maps/place/Nááts'įhch'oh+National+Park+Reserve/@62.614488,-128.5374512 ]
This is the Northwest Territories, far to the North, where the Sasquatch live in harmony with Nature, Caribou, Elk, Moose, Deer, and have for millennia, for all time.



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[ /maps/place/Tombstone+Territorial+Park/@64.556251,-138.51835 ]
So, like, you were out trekking about in the Yukon, when, all of a sudden, like, you sensed you were being watched, by unseen Sasquatch, playing with your feelings, messing with your head, sending you dire messages, to scare you, which works, you become scared, afraid of the unknown.
One minute, you're reveling in Nature's beauty, the next, shaking in your boots, needing to whiz, the big bad wookie sending you stink, a nasty fart.
' FFS, Chewbacca, lay off with the ass gass ! '
Think about a food offering, dried fruit, teriyaki beef, nuts, a Chewbacca doll, a sharp blade, an iron striker, tools like.
You may be surprised by their acceptance, closer contact, dialog, strange mind-speak communication, a revelation.
' Oh, we're not alone ! '

' Yep ! It was wayback, '97, out in the Okanagan ! '

[ /maps/place/Stagleap+Provincial+Park/@49.0612739,-117.0517441 ]
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[ /maps/place/Yukon-Charley+Rivers+National+Preserve/@64.9715824,-143.2907579 ]
2,135 km, 1,327 miles to Vancouver, BC
Imagining that we are alone on Earth, that there is no boogieman in the woods, that all these people are making it up, because people lie.
All the time with evil people, the liars of the world, they project their own sins on others, unable to comprehend truth.
Sad and pathetic existences, greed and corruption, the reason laws were written.

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So, people out on Vancouver Island meet and greet the forest people, all over,
A great experience for visitors, tourists, something unusual, a big thrill, meeting our ancestors, the remnants, survivors of primordial origins.
Sasquatch Tours, out to the woods, listening as the Wolfman howls.
' Visit Beautiful B.C. ! '
' We were sitting around our campfire when a huge hairy man knocked on a tree trunk nearby, making us jump up in surprise !
' Who's out there ? '
' It's us ! We've been here for millennia ! Aahroo ! '

[ /maps/place/Tofino,+BC+V0R+2Z0/@49.1373725,-125.8767436 ]

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Terrified In Tofino And LEFT!


The fantastic opening shot in this video very aptly demonstrates how well suited drones are for videography. Very nice!

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' We motored toward Meares Island, the humps on the horizon, in anticipation of meeting our kin, in the woods, our protectors. '


[ /maps/place/Lone+cone/49.2094758, -125.9118417 ]
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Check out the view from the top of Lone Cone Mtn, on a sunny day, see to the horizon, far out on the Pacific, the Cascadia Fault, where the Tsunami will appear.



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I love the woods / nature around the Yukon... Alaska, around Canada, etc., it's really amazing.

In my last career, I almost took a position that would have had me living in some remote facility with a small group of other people from my organization, with their families, in a small town in Alaska. I wanted to do it so bad, but my wife was like, hell no... j

It's funny, I used to watch some police show that was filmed in Alaska... it was like a COPS type show, and even though they were arresting drunks and whatever else, I was still mesmerized by the background and the scenery.

I'd love to live out there, just once...
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The view due north from the dock in Tofino, Lone Cone Mtn in the center distance.
Simply move to Tofino, a wonderful experience in a remote Pacific Coastal community, the great outdoors, Sasquatch on the mountains, great seafood.

Take a ferry to Vancouver Island
The truth is, it's usually fogged, like, 99% of the time, so, when it clears, they take photos, these are them, nice, isn't it ?

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Numerous Sasquatch Reports
Sasquatch Calling in B.C.
' He ran up the hill from the river in seven seconds ! '


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The human hunter being played by a Sasquatch, ' You call a Moose, I call a Moose, Tee Hee ! '
' Yeah, they have a sense of humor, a sign of intelligence, having the ability of mind-speak, a distinct advantage in the woods, make you think what they tell you to think, a real head trip. ' It's scary out here human ! Run away ! Run to the truck ! ' '
' Hmmmn ! '
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' EEK ! 'A Sasquatch pranks a hunter in the woods !

Adventurer Shares His Experiences With Sasquatch And I Share An Insane Story

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