| | | quote | Originally posted by MidEngineManiac:
Ok..... Wait a second here....
This old bald fat guy has NEVER worn a thong.
Well, ok..... There was that one time, but in my defence she was a real life stewerdess.
Now, where do i order that callender.... Because yeh. Old fat guys in thongs is the very first thing I want to see every morning.
And all for only 14..99
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Well, we'll have to see about that but, you do realize that you don't exactly fall into our targeted marketing campaign. Didn't think any middle aged Canadian men would be interested. Now, I'm not sure if we should be worried about our marketing concept or about, middle aged Canadian men.................
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Ron
Isn't it strange that after a bombing, everyone blames the bomber, his upbringing, his environment, his culture, his mental state but … after a shooting, the problem is the gun....
You can't do much about the length of your life, so focus on the width and depth. When Life throws you a curve, lean into it and roll that throttle!!
If, you wish to piss off a Conservative, lie to him.
If, you wish to piss off a Liberal, tell them the truth.
[This message has been edited by blackrams (edited 03-03-2017).]
