" I, FOR ONE, am going to know what to say when the ducks show up. I've made a list of phrases, and although I don't know which one to use yet, they are all good enough in case they showed up tomorrow. Many people won't know what to say when the ducks show up, but I will. Maybe I'll say, "Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks," or just "ducks wonderful ducks!" I practice these sayings every day, and even though the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say." -Steve Martin
Maybe, "What's up duck?" or "What the duck?" or if they are flying, a loud "DUCK!!!" might be apropos. I'm sure Jake will be amply prepared with, "Because duck you, that's why!"
You know, all of you should be ashamed of yourselves. It's attitudes like this that have prevented ducks from achieving the socio-economic status that other waterfowl enjoy.
Sure, they get the big bucks in such places as Chinese and French restaurants, but outside that niche they are often found begging for scraps in parks. They are not afforded the same protection as the Bald Eagle, the Booby or even the lowly Bushtit.
You know, all of you should be ashamed of yourselves. It's attitudes like this that have prevented ducks from achieving the socio-economic status that other waterfowl enjoy.
Sure, they get the big bucks in such places as Chinese and French restaurants, but outside that niche they are often found begging for scraps in parks. They are not afforded the same protection as the Bald Eagle, the Booby or even the lowly Bushtit.
