Even in space I would have a job!

What kind of tales would the Enterprise Pro Shop guy have? Or the pin setter mechanic...

There's also a pool.

When Kevin Riley was infected with the Psi 2000 virus, he offered free ice cream at the bowling alley, among his other commands and suggestions as "Captain."

Between verses of "Kathleen," of course.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Even in space I would have a job!

Spock:
Ensign Dawg.... personnel records indicate that you've never been down to the surface of an unexplored M Class planet. Star Fleet regulations state that all crew members will be part of an exploration team at least once per annual deployment. -----you'll join us today on the away team. Please go to your quarters and transition into your proper uniform of the day: black boots, black trousers, weapons belt----and red shirt. Transporter room in 20 minutes

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Spock: Ensign Dawg.... personnel records indicate that you've never been down to the surface of an unexplored M Class planet. Star Fleet regulations state that all crew members will be part of an exploration team at least once per annual deployment. -----you'll join us today on the away team. Please go to your quarters and transition into your proper uniform of the day: black boots, black trousers, weapons belt----and red shirt. Transporter room in 20 minutes

The Dude abides.

quote Analysis of the original Star Trek episodes shows that of the 59 crew members killed in the series, 43 (73%) were wearing red shirts.

quote Originally posted by maryjane:

Yup.

(well, him and the Most Interesting Man in the World)

And he's a Mechanic!