This is likely very old, just received in a forwarded email:


FIVE RIDDLES...THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM.

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary
and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:


















Answers:

1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.That one was easy.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

5. The letter "e," which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.

6th Riddle...

Somebody posts 5 BAD riddles on PFF. Where is the body hidden ?

BBBWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<j/k>

In the fourth room.

Didn't get 3 or 5.

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: 6th Riddle... Somebody posts 5 BAD riddles on PFF. Where is the body hidden ? BBBWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA <j/k>

Dons toenails !


Steve

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Technology is great when it works,
and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't



Detroit iron rules all the rest are just toys.

A cop sees a man with staggered walk and slurred speech.
He quickly detains the man and takes away his car keys.
Then takes the man into a bar and orders him a mixed drink.
A couple of hours later He walks with the man back to his car and give back the keys.


The man was diabetic.
Suffering from low blood sugar.
The mixed drink was a Shirley Temple.
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quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: 6th Riddle... Somebody posts 5 BAD riddles on PFF. Where is the body hidden ? BBBWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA <j/k>

Colonel Mustard in the parlor.


Danny was running really late for something. So, he got his father's black Mustang and whooshed away in no time. The car's lights were not working for some reason, and even the moon was not out. Out of nowhere, a cat came in the middle of the street. Luckily, Danny somehow managed not to hit it. Phew! How did Danny see the cat?


It was 10 in the morning.
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