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What can I do for (to) my brother who turns 60 next month? by Cheever3000
Started on: 09-11-2014 05:38 PM
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Report this Post09-11-2014 05:38 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Cheever3000Send a Private Message to Cheever3000Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
He's coming to visit me at the end of this month, one week before he turns 60 (I'm 57). Usually I'm creative enough to think of something witty / inspirational / memorable / sarcastic to do, but so far I got nuthin. Any ideas?

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Report this Post09-11-2014 09:12 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ZebSend a Private Message to ZebEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
How good is his heart?

Skydiving. A tandem jump where you bribe the instructor to fake a chute failure?
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Report this Post09-11-2014 09:33 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Cheever3000Send a Private Message to Cheever3000Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
^ Interesting!
I beleve he's in good health, afaik.
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In our family, anytime someone hits a round number (30, 40, 50) we put the numbers all over the house, usually sticky notes. Can have fun hiding them in places like under the sunvisor of his car, in the refrigerator, etc.
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Report this Post09-11-2014 10:19 PM Click Here to See the Profile for maryjaneSend a Private Message to maryjaneEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Go by the bank day before he arrives. Pick up a sack full of ones and fives. Yall are big boys and will figure out what to do with 'em and it ain't card games.
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Originally posted by maryjane:

Go by the bank day before he arrives. Pick up a sack full of ones and fives. Yall are big boys and will figure out what to do with 'em and it ain't card games.


Thats what I was going to say. Money CAN buy a lot of fun with MUCH younger women
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Go by the bank day before he arrives. Pick up a sack full of ones and fives. Yall are big boys and will figure out what to do with 'em and it ain't card games.


Buy dollar burgers?

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At 60, his life is about over. Doesn't matter what you do. If he's single, try to find the oldest hooker you can. (North of 80 would be funnier.) (If she shuffled in with a walker, it would be funnier yet.) (When he asks how much a _________ is, she should cup her ear and yell, "What did you say?".) (And she should walk in with an inflatable sheep under one arm.) (Yes. I have a demented sense of humor.)
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Report this Post09-11-2014 10:41 PM Click Here to See the Profile for PatrickClick Here to Email PatrickSend a Private Message to PatrickEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Cheever3000:

...so far I got nuthin. Any ideas?


 
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I beleve he's in good health, afaik.


Well, there is something that springs to mind...



Just joking, just joking...
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Report this Post09-11-2014 10:44 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Cheever3000Send a Private Message to Cheever3000Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Shoot. Forget the brother!
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Originally posted by maryjane:

Go by the bank day before he arrives. Pick up a sack full of ones and fives. Yall are big boys and will figure out what to do with 'em and it ain't card games.


I'm with Don on this one, most of the local joints I went to when I could afford it when I was working, and a whole lot younger would only give change in 2 dollar bills and silver dollars, made for interesting ideas when giving the girls tips. If that was what you were talking about you old pervert !

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Report this Post09-11-2014 11:16 PM Click Here to See the Profile for KhwClick Here to Email KhwSend a Private Message to KhwEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
My father, while only in his late 50's at the time, really enjoyed that Richard Petty NASCAR ride-along thing.
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My father, while only in his late 50's at the time, really enjoyed that Richard Petty NASCAR ride-along thing.


Yeah, yeah.....now about this hooker...

Make him really feel old, replace his reading glasses with one's that are the wrong strength.
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Report this Post09-12-2014 01:05 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Marvin McInnisClick Here to visit Marvin McInnis's HomePageSend a Private Message to Marvin McInnisEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Viagra! He can use it now or put it in a safe deposit box for later.

[This message has been edited by Marvin McInnis (edited 09-12-2014).]

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Originally posted by Cheever3000:

He's coming to visit me at the end of this month, one week before he turns 60 (I'm 57). Usually I'm creative enough to think of something witty / inspirational / memorable / sarcastic to do, but so far I got nuthin. Any ideas?


Approching 50 soon and I know what I would like.
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I am old fashioned, but I enjoy a good round of golf at an exclusive course/club and a nice meal. It's always fun to bring a mixed drink station on the cart with you as well.
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Report this Post09-12-2014 05:34 AM Click Here to See the Profile for PatrickClick Here to Email PatrickSend a Private Message to PatrickEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Marvin McInnis:

He can use it now or put it in a safe deposit box for later.


You were referring to the Viagra, right?
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Approching 50 soon and I know what I would like.


I think we all know what you like Jake from your avatar to you picture posts ! You old pervert !

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