He's coming to visit me at the end of this month, one week before he turns 60 (I'm 57). Usually I'm creative enough to think of something witty / inspirational / memorable / sarcastic to do, but so far I got nuthin. Any ideas?
In our family, anytime someone hits a round number (30, 40, 50) we put the numbers all over the house, usually sticky notes. Can have fun hiding them in places like under the sunvisor of his car, in the refrigerator, etc.
Go by the bank day before he arrives. Pick up a sack full of ones and fives. Yall are big boys and will figure out what to do with 'em and it ain't card games.
Go by the bank day before he arrives. Pick up a sack full of ones and fives. Yall are big boys and will figure out what to do with 'em and it ain't card games.
Thats what I was going to say. Money CAN buy a lot of fun with MUCH younger women
Go by the bank day before he arrives. Pick up a sack full of ones and fives. Yall are big boys and will figure out what to do with 'em and it ain't card games.
At 60, his life is about over. Doesn't matter what you do. If he's single, try to find the oldest hooker you can. (North of 80 would be funnier.) (If she shuffled in with a walker, it would be funnier yet.) (When he asks how much a _________ is, she should cup her ear and yell, "What did you say?".) (And she should walk in with an inflatable sheep under one arm.) (Yes. I have a demented sense of humor.)
Go by the bank day before he arrives. Pick up a sack full of ones and fives. Yall are big boys and will figure out what to do with 'em and it ain't card games.
I'm with Don on this one, most of the local joints I went to when I could afford it when I was working, and a whole lot younger would only give change in 2 dollar bills and silver dollars, made for interesting ideas when giving the girls tips. If that was what you were talking about you old pervert !
Steve
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He's coming to visit me at the end of this month, one week before he turns 60 (I'm 57). Usually I'm creative enough to think of something witty / inspirational / memorable / sarcastic to do, but so far I got nuthin. Any ideas?
I am old fashioned, but I enjoy a good round of golf at an exclusive course/club and a nice meal. It's always fun to bring a mixed drink station on the cart with you as well.
