TURTLE
Seriously !
Owners claim tortoise found strolling in suburb
Aug 3, 9:48 PM (ET)
ALHAMBRA, Calif. (AP) — A giant tortoise found ambling down a street in suburban Los Angeles has been reunited with its owners.
The Alhambra Police Department says a local family claimed the 150-pound reptile named Clark on Sunday, a day after it was spotted strolling on the street.
It took two officers to heft the creature into a patrol car so they could turn it over to animal control authorities.
The department posted photos of Clark on its Facebook page in hopes of finding the owner and cracked a "Tortoise and Hare" joke about officers capturing the reptile after a brief pursuit.
No word yet on how far the tortoise had gone from home when it was caught.
A call to a police spokesman wasn't immediately returned.
And it took 2 cops to catch him,
well to get him into the police car anyway.
But really he ran away how far could he have possibly run at .0000005 MPH ?
WTF
Steve
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