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Osama Bin Laden found(again)? by carnut122
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Body Of Osama Bin Laden Found By Deep Sea Fisherman

Posted on July 10, 2014 by A. Michael Smith in Headlines, Religion, World

LAHORE, Pakistan - empire news body of osama bin laden discovered off coast in pakistan

The body of terrorist Osama Bin Laden was found by a deep sea fisherman off the coast of Pakistan yesterday. The fisherman, whose name was not released due to fears of threats against his life, has reportedly been offered $1 million USD by the Tabliban to return the body to them, but the fisherman is reportedly interested in holding out for more, supposedly contacting representatives in the White House to test their interest in purchasing

According to the fisherman, he discovered the body about 8 miles off the coast of his hometown of Pasni, Pakistan. Bin Laden was pulled from an area of ocean where the depth is only about 75 meters. His body was well wrapped in a clear plastic tarp, and then tied up in a white cloth. Despite Bin Laden’s body having been disposed of in the ocean 3 years ago, his corpse was reportedly in near-immaculate condition, possibly preserved by the salt water and plastic wrapping.

“I was scared at first, finding a body.” Said the fisherman in an interview with his local newspaper. “I pulled it onto the ship, and I was astonished and amazed. I never in a million years thought I would find not only a body, but the body of Bin Laden. I was so excited – I plan to make a lot of money off this!”

Representatives for the US Government say it is impossible that anyone has recovered Bin Laden’s body.

“There is no way that he was found in the ocean near Pakistan, or any ocean for that matter. The odds of that are exactly zero, and I refuse to say how I know that, except to say that I just…know.” Said Cpt. Issac Hillum, a spokesman for the US Army. “A body off the coast of Pakistan? Entirely believable. The government kills people and disposes of their useless corpses by ‘burial at sea’ almost on a daily basis. But Osama Bin Laden? No, I’m sorry. It’s literally impossible.”

Several high-ranking members of the Taliban have a decidedly different opinion on the matter, and say that the US is denying that Bin Laden’s body has been discovered to hide traces of torture inflicted on him before and after his death.

“We have seen the photos, we know it is our leader.” Said Anam Sammer G. Hadd, current leader of the Taliban forces in Pakistan. “We are prepared to pay to retrieve the body and give it a proper burial. We will stop at nothing to make sure his body is returned to us. That is a warning you had better heed.”

With each side having conflicting opinions on the identity of the body pulled from the ocean, the last word will rest in the hands of the man who is in possession of him.

“I know who it is. I am not blind. The photos are proof, and now the world will know. If the US doesn’t want his body, then I will sell to the Taliban. Or I will sell to a private citizen anywhere in the world. What they do with it, I don’t care to know. The first person who hits my asking price will be given his body. ” Said the fisherman.

Currently, that asking price is $5 million USD. President Obama refused to comment on the possibility of it being Osama Bin Laden, or whether they would purchase the body if testing proved positively that it was.
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Ok. Pics and DNA or it ain't him. lol

Of course the article is satire so we'll see. lol

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Report this Post08-02-2014 09:21 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Rickady88GTClick Here to Email Rickady88GTSend a Private Message to Rickady88GTEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Call me skeptical.
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Did they find Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis in the same trawl net?
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they did, right here



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From the article: Several high-ranking members of the Taliban have a decidedly different opinion on the matter, and say that the US is denying that Bin Laden’s body has been discovered to hide traces of torture inflicted on him before and after his death.

So they kept torturing him after he was dead? LOL.
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Originally posted by rinselberg:

Did they find Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis in the same trawl net?


I laughed out loud.

But satire news stories sure nets people who believe the stories to be real.

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... the US is denying that Bin Laden’s body has been discovered to hide traces of torture inflicted on him before and after his death.

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They tortured him after he died ... wow, that's brutal .....
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So they kept torturing him after he was dead? LOL.


 
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They tortured him after he died ... wow, that's brutal .....


This ain't news.
'Round these parts, we call that marriage!
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Did they find Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis in the same trawl net?



It's not what you said, but how you said it.
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Representatives for the US Government say it is impossible that anyone has recovered Bin Laden’s body.


Really? I would take that as, he is not there to be found. Which is really not hard to believe at all.
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Representatives for the US Government say it is impossible that anyone has recovered Bin Laden’s body.


Really? I would take that as, he is not there to be found. Which is really not hard to believe at all.


I was in Hawaii at Pearl Harbor with a Lt. Colonel from the USS Carl Vinson shortly after it made port from dumping bin Laden. He said bin Laden was buried at sea just like the newspaper accounts indicated. However, he was not privy to the actual "ceremony" nor a fist-hand viewing of who/what was in the shroud.
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"I plan to make a lot of money off this!”

Might work better than trying to make money off of big foot or chupacabra hoaxes.
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Perhaps he was encased in a yard of concrete........talk about a sinker!
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Perhaps he was encased in a yard of concrete........talk about a sinker!


or a floater.
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A dead weight....
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Report this Post08-04-2014 07:49 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Neils88Click Here to Email Neils88Send a Private Message to Neils88Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
It's meaningless if it the real Bin Laden or not...and pretty well guaranteed that it isn't. Taliban will buy the body and bury it somewhere...creating the desired effect they want. They aren't doing it to honour him, they are just doing to it to add more fuel to their fire.
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Now that's some serious waterboarding.

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