...and just have affairs in the back seat like a teenager, and sleep in the bed of the pickup on work trips...

http://empirenews.net/body-...&utm_campaign=buffer

WTF !!!!!!!!......5 freaken years ???????????

So, when was the last time you hit Jersey MEM?

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quote Originally posted by Tony Kania: So, when was the last time you hit Jersey MEM?

I have NEVER hit a Jersey.........now a Holstein, that a different story, they NEED a good punch in the head every so often, that's 1300 pounds of stupid.

Jersey girls ain't trash, trash gets picked up!

I would take my son to "interesting" motels on our tour of amusement parks. When my wife finally joined us, she became very clingy.

Let's have a look at some of the other "Recent Headlines" from that "news" site:

Serial Prison Escapee Diagnosed With Restless Leg Syndrome; Lawyer Asks For Leniency


Man Arrested At Airport With 30 Pounds of Heroin In His Anus


All Wi-Fi in The United States to Be Shut Off For Maintenance August 22nd


Jimmy Fallon Fired From The ‘Tonight Show’ After Feud With NBC Executives; Will Jay Leno Return?


Justin Bieber to Play Little Orphan Annie on Broadway

-fh

I don`t see how that could go undetected.
I mean a dead mouse will stink up a house.
I can`t imagine the odor a decaying adult body would put out.

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: ...and just have affairs in the back seat like a teenager, and sleep in the bed of the pickup on work trips... http://empirenews.net/body-...&utm_campaign=buffer WTF !!!!!!!!......5 freaken years ???????????

“I clean that room every day. I noticed a smell several times, and told my manager,” said Anita Rodriguez, a housekeeper at the motel. “He told me to just use extra Febreeze in the room and it would go away eventually. I always hated cleaning that room.”


There you go man, that's a testament to Febreeze if I've ever seen one!

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....come on Brad....It's on the internet, so it must be true!

quote Originally posted by Neils88: ....come on Brad....It's on the internet, so it must be true!

Yup

Captain Obvious would have pointed that finger is attached to a body. LOL!!

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