I have come to the conclusion of how this world and the people in it are all to up tight. I have become ordained in the religion of Dudeism, I have become a dudeist priest.
Learn to cope with everything, everyone be the big Lebowski and drink white russians.
Earl
http://dudeism.com/Dudeists of the World Unite!
Come join the slowest-growing religion in the world – Dudeism. An ancient philosophy that preaches non-preachiness, practices as little as possible, and above all, uh…lost my train of thought there. Anyway, if you’d like to find peace on earth and goodwill, man, we’ll help you get started. Right after a little nap.
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