I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
A portion of multiple countires around the globe
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

What lovely red hair.

yes - taking that route for dependants does make a much larger list that shown there.....
cant forget police, firemen, soldiers, postmen, road crews, and on and on and on.....
and back to the cry baby list - disability, handicapped, government contractors, BP, Exxon, GE, and so on....

but, the real answer is: dependants on the Net, not the Gross.....tho I expect thats to "taxing" for the _______ crowd.....

quote Originally posted by Pyrthian: ...cant forget police, firemen, soldiers, postmen, road crews, and on and on and on.....

Yes of course there are valid dependents too.

[This message has been edited by 2.5 (edited 05-08-2014).]

Oh, valid dependents. I thought that read valium dependence.