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Joke fwded to me by 2.5
Started on: 05-08-2014 04:46 PM
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Last post by: heybjorn on 05-08-2014 05:20 PM
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Report this Post05-08-2014 04:46 PM Click Here to See the Profile for 2.5Send a Private Message to 2.5Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post


I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
A portion of multiple countires around the globe
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
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What lovely red hair.
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yes - taking that route for dependants does make a much larger list that shown there.....
cant forget police, firemen, soldiers, postmen, road crews, and on and on and on.....
and back to the cry baby list - disability, handicapped, government contractors, BP, Exxon, GE, and so on....

but, the real answer is: dependants on the Net, not the Gross.....tho I expect thats to "taxing" for the _______ crowd.....
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Report this Post05-08-2014 05:18 PM Click Here to See the Profile for 2.5Send a Private Message to 2.5Edit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
 
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Originally posted by Pyrthian:
...cant forget police, firemen, soldiers, postmen, road crews, and on and on and on.....


Yes of course there are valid dependents too.

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Report this Post05-08-2014 05:20 PM Click Here to See the Profile for heybjornClick Here to Email heybjornSend a Private Message to heybjornEdit/Delete MessageReply w/QuoteDirect Link to This Post
Oh, valid dependents. I thought that read valium dependence.
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