do i understand this correctly by heybjorn
Started on : 04-25-2014 06:56 PM
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Last post by : MidEngineManiac on 04-26-2014 07:48 PM
Apr 25th, 2014
heybjorn Member Posts: 10079 From: pace fl Registered: Apr 2007
Doctor jokes are sick humor?
06:56 PM
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fireboss Member Posts: 2248 From: hueytown ,alabama Registered: Apr 2011
I don't get it...
08:31 PM
J-Holland Member Posts: 708 From: Norman, OK USA Registered: Nov 2010
Actually, doctors are always mad. They keep wanting to give you the finger.
08:31 PM
Monkeyman Member Posts: 15829 From: N. Wilkesboro, NC, USA Registered: Nov 1999
quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Doctor jokes are sick humor?
LOL
09:59 PM
Taijiguy Member Posts: 12198 From: Delaware, OH. Registered: Jul 99
10:44 PM
DL10 Member Posts: 2350 From: Bloomington IL Registered: Jun 2000
I'm not a doctor and I have no patience
10:57 PM
Tony Kania Member Posts: 20794 From: The Inland Northwest Registered: Dec 2008
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spark1 Member Posts: 11159 From: Benton County, OR Registered: Dec 2002
quote Originally posted by Tony Kania: I concur.
A real doctor would confer.
11:04 PM
pokeyfiero Member Posts: 16203 From: Free America! Registered: Dec 2003
quote Originally posted by spark1: A real doctor would confer.
But he is only practicing so it doesn't count.
11:09 PM
Apr 26th, 2014
cliffw Member Posts: 37042 From: Bandera, Texas, USA Registered: Jun 2003
quote Originally posted by heybjorn: ... do i understand this correctly?
Not a chance, you need
help meds. You need to see a doctor.
I would suggest a proctologist before the psychiatrist,
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01:09 AM
pokeyfiero Member Posts: 16203 From: Free America! Registered: Dec 2003
quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Doctor jokes are sick humor?
Hopefully they are getting better.
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heybjorn Member Posts: 10079 From: pace fl Registered: Apr 2007
quote Originally posted by cliffw: Not a chance, you need help meds. You need to see a doctor. I would suggest a proctologist before the psychiatrist, .
Doesn't appear it helped you, but was it fun?
Psychiatrist? I already talk to myself. Why should I pay for talking?
06:23 AM
Tony Kania Member Posts: 20794 From: The Inland Northwest Registered: Dec 2008
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quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Doesn't appear it helped you, but was it fun? Psychiatrist? I already talk to myself. Why should I pay for talking?
Ha! Boosteddreamer called me bi-polar a few weeks back. I should have my alter ego go to school to become a psychiatrist. I could fix myself, and write my own 'scripts. Winning!
11:18 AM
Neils88 Member Posts: 4056 From: Jeddore,Nova Scotia Registered: Aug 2013
heybjorn Member Posts: 10079 From: pace fl Registered: Apr 2007
quote Originally posted by Tony Kania: I should have my alter ego go to school to become a psychiatrist.
Argues with self. Loses argument.
quote I could fix myself, and write my own 'scripts. Winning!
Medical community says no, but you can blame that other guy, can't you?
02:00 PM
Red88FF Member Posts: 7793 From: PNW Registered: Jan 2006
quote Originally posted by cliffw: I would suggest a proctologist before the psychiatrist, .
Yes, for "whole" health and you can count on them being "behind" you 100%, they take their work seriously though, in fact kind of anal . Sorry, they are the butt of most doctor jokes and it is a crap job.
Gay dude has a crush on a proctologist, makes an appointment complaining about rectal pain. Doctor proceeds to pull a long stem rose out of his anise and says, get the hell out of here you sick son of a ***** ! the gay says...... did you read the card?
07:21 PM
MidEngineManiac Member Posts: 29566 From: Some unacceptable view Registered: Feb 2007
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So when you see a midget clown hooker, does that mean you have just seen something a little fracking funny ?
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