lab grown vagina

Skynet my azz.
And the Zombie apocalypse begins......with a single Frankenpooter.

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Frankenpooter.

So can I buy one over the counter and use it without it being installed?

Relax its just an ear

New brain? It's for women; how will the new one be better?

Were they lab tested?

Did they grow a mute button into it ?

Come on guys. It is called a 3-D scaffold. Use the proper terminology please. This is a family forum.

So, instead of a bigger bore, they can now be re-sleeved?

Well, the thing is Willie, when re-sleeving it is always best if new piston is used as well.

For some reason, this song came to mind...

quote Originally posted by IMSA GT: So can I buy one over the counter and use it without it being installed?

Women are just a mobile life support system for the poontang?

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: Women are just an expensive and irritating life support system for the poontang?

Fixed that for ya !

quote Originally posted by williegoat: So, instead of a bigger bore, they can now be re-sleeved?

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Well, the thing is Willie, when re-sleeving it is always best if new piston is used as well.

That new piston will be a good deal newer, ya know?

Nah--by the time re-sleeving is necessary, old new stock or even factory reconditioned piston is more than acceptable and will work fine.

I just had an awful thought.....now the libby's and politically-correct really CAN have a mangina !!

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Nah--by the time re-sleeving is necessary, old new stock or even factory reconditioned piston is more than acceptable and will work fine.

My wife insists on a properly fitted piston. I just knurled the old one.

An engine does have similar charachistics that may hold water...

It has a break in period.

Then a long lifespan if properly maintained.

But no matter the maintenance, it begins to break down and become sloppy.

Eventually it suffers a catastrophic failure.

Perhaps resleeving is a good thing?

quote Originally posted by Marvin McInnis: My wife insists on a properly fitted piston. I just knurled the old one.

Damn, that must've hurt!

I'm sure you know they can take a lot of abuse Dratts. I've "knurled' mine in my zipper several times over the decades. Worse part was knowing you have to zip back down to free it.

quote Originally posted by Marvin McInnis: My wife insists on a properly fitted piston. I just knurled the old one.

That isn't legal in a couple of states, even if it is your own piston.

quote Originally posted by Tony Kania: An engine does have similar charachistics that may hold water... It has a break in period. Then a long lifespan if properly maintained. But no matter the maintenance, it begins to break down and become sloppy. Eventually it suffers a catastrophic failure. Perhaps resleeving is a good thing?

Good points Tony. Also important....lubrication...just not sure 10W30 is the universal solution

quote Originally posted by Neils88: Good points Tony. Also important....lubrication...just not sure 10W30 is the universal solution

This puts a new spin on the debate over synthetic lubes, huh?

Well, since it is a synthetic . . .

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Well, since it is a synthetic . . .

Perfect match for the fun bags !!!!

quote Originally posted by heybjorn: Well, since it is a synthetic . . .

quote Originally posted by MidEngineManiac: Perfect match for the fun bags !!!!

Now just hold on there Baba Louie. I've seen Crocodile Dundee and as Roger Daltrey said,”We won't get fooled again”

We used to joke about after having a baby, to throw a few stitches in that baby, lol. Ive seen where girls have had new hymens implanted to become a 'virgin' again. I guess that happens if your a whore all your teens & twentys and some millionaire you like will only marry a virgin......


*** just laughed my ass off. When I hit submit, an ad at the page bottom was for injection moulding....lol.

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"before long, women will be able to trade in their youknowhat for a brand new one"

I wonder if a "used" market will pop up...

quote Originally posted by Boondawg: "before long, women will be able to trade in their youknowhat for a brand new one" I wonder if a "used" market will pop up...

Quickly followed by the counterfeits...

quote Originally posted by maryjane: I'm sure you know they can take a lot of abuse Dratts. I've "knurled' mine in my zipper several times over the decades. Worse part was knowing you have to zip back down to free it.

That's scary stuff. However, the most unnerving aspect is that Dratts hasn't actually posted in this thread.

Ooops, I thought you were channeling him.

quote Originally posted by Neils88: Quickly followed by the counterfeits...

chinese knock offs

will the size vary?

quote Originally posted by DanDamage: chinese knock offs will the size vary?

No.
It'll be the same as in real life; 1 size fits all.

At least that's how they sell it...

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Ooops, I thought you were channeling him.

And I thought this thread couldn't get any weirder...

quote Originally posted by Neils88: Quickly followed by the counterfeits...

Which have been around already for decades...Look in any adult book store in the toy section....