Curly,,,,"I'm stabbed, I'm dead, I'm murdered, I'm killed, I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? I'm slaughtered, I'm annihilated, I'm destroyed, I'm barbecued, I'm done for. Can you think of anything else? Moe,,,,"No, you've covered it all." Curly,,,,"I'm not even wounded?!" Moe,,,,"That's what you think!" SMACK
Captain,,,"If this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!" Curly,,,,"But you couldn't do that captain, we don't get up that early!"
Hey Moe! It's sabatoogie! Numb skull, it's the Three Stooges! I'm a victim of circumstance. SLAP, BANG, CLANG. This is getting monotonous. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. All the good stuff.
"Calling Doctor Howard!,,, Doctor Fine!,,,,Doctor Howard!!"
"Boys give him the anesthetic,,,,,boink
Curly,,,,,"Oh medicine, glug glug glug, I feel better already," Moe,,,,,"What was wrong with you?" Curly,,,,"Nothing." smack
Curly,,,,"Don't you dare hit me on the head, you know I'm not normal.
Moe,,,,"Now you're getting your vitamins, starch, vegatables, hypocandriacs."
Moe,,,,"This ought to pick him up." Curly,,,,"And lay him down too."
Patient...."Give me an anasthetic Doctor!" Curly...."What color?" Man...."He wants to get knocked out." Curly smacks patient with a large mallet. Curly...."He's out!" Man...."What did you give him?" Curly...."Hammeritis!"
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Larry,,,,"Quit stalling, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse." Moe,,,,"What do you guys think you've been eating for the last month!"
Moe,,,,"Hey, what does your watch say?" Curly,,,,"It don't say anything, you gotta look at it"
Executioner,,,,"You can be burned at the stake or have your heads cut off." Curly,,,,,"I'll be burned at the stake". Moe, Larry,,,,"What?!!!" Curly,,,,,"Everyone knows that a hot steak is better than a cold chop."
Curly,,,,"Certainly, If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking ''til you do succeed"
Moe,,,"Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat. Curly,,,,"Not me, I'm a pedestrian.
Co. Butz,,,,"Gentlemen, meet Major Filbern. He's known as 'Bloodhound Filbern', and he can smell a spy a mile away." Curly,,,,"I'm glad he can't smell'em any closer !!"
Moe,,,,"We're in a togh spot , men." Larry,,,,"Yeah. It's gona take brains to get us outta this!" Moe,,,,"That's why I said we're in a tough spot !!"
Moe,,,,"That's enough, when you didn't know what you were talking about, you really had something!"
Larry,,,,"Something tells me that we better take a walk." Moe,,,,"Yeah but run!"
Man,,,," How can three men make so much noise painting?" Moe,,,,"You don't know us guys, we make noise stuffing a mattress!"
Moe,,,,,"Is there any gas in the tank?" Larry,,,,,,"I don't know..It points half way, I can't tell if it's half empty or half full"!
Curly,,,"Did you ever hear the song snow, snow, beautiful snow?" Lady,,,,,"Did you write that?" Curly,,,,,"No, I shoveled it." Hmmm, must live in Buffalo!
Curly,,,,"Certainly, If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking ''til you do succeed"
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So here I was getting wheeled into an operating room, quite nervous, for a medical procedure, and as a diversion, I started reciting Three Stooges lines. Nurses and orderlies cracking a chuckle, so that was cool.
Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard.
"What did you do for the patient in room 72?" "Nothing, what did he ever do for us!"
For duty and humanity!
Brighto Brighto makes old bodies new. We'll sell a million bottles, a wooo wooo wooo.
Oh medicine, glug glug glug. I feel better already. What was the matter with you? Nothin, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk CLANG.
Of course I had a couple 3-stooges audio clips in my fireworks show. Every show I do always has an ELO song and a couple Three Stooges sound bites. This was a scaled down 'Street Show' with NO mortars, 1.4G Pro, or Finale Racks, just 200G and 500G cakes, I scripted on Show Designer and fired on my phone with the Ignite Firing System app. Yes the video man aims the camera up after the first couple of shots. He's usually a lot farther back but this show was shot at his house.