CLANG
Curly,,,,,"Oh look,,,you bent the chisel".
Moe,,,,, "I'll straighten it out!"
CLANG

I just had to visit the old joint and haunt you mugs, lol.

Man "Are you members of the press?
Curly "I used to be, but I didn't do any pressing, I went through the pockets, sorta like a dry cleaning.

Moe,,,, "You've got nothing to worry about, if the burgler stabs you in the head, he'll ruin his knife"

Give me an anesthetic doc!!
What color?
He wants to be knocked out.
Aaaaaah CLANG he's out!
What ya give him?
HAMMER-ITIS

Gentleman,,,,,"Are you sure that this work is in competent hands?
Curly,,,,,,"Certainly,,,,we're all incompetent"

It's still sabatoogies!

quote Originally posted by jimbolaya: You dug up this thread from 2004. You truly are sick. Jim

I resemble that remark, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Curly,,,,"I'm stabbed, I'm dead, I'm murdered, I'm killed, I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? I'm slaughtered, I'm annihilated, I'm destroyed, I'm barbecued, I'm done for. Can you think of anything else?
Moe,,,,"No, you've covered it all."
Curly,,,,"I'm not even wounded?!"
Moe,,,,"That's what you think!" SMACK

Captain,,,"If this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!"
Curly,,,,"But you couldn't do that captain, we don't get up that early!"

Hey Moe!
It's sabatoogie!
Numb skull, it's the Three Stooges!
I'm a victim of circumstance.
SLAP, BANG, CLANG.
This is getting monotonous.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
All the good stuff.

Keeping a 15 yr old thread alive.....
I like it.

quote I'm a victim of circumstance.

That's a Kevin Bacon line from one of my favorite movies.....

The comeback to it is "I thought you called that your pecker..."

quote Originally posted by maryjane: Keeping a 15 yr old thread alive..... I like it.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. I resemble that remark!!

Stooges post, The doctors are in the house!

"Calling Doctor Howard!,,, Doctor Fine!,,,,Doctor Howard!!"

"Boys give him the anesthetic,,,,,boink

Curly,,,,,"Oh medicine, glug glug glug, I feel better already,"
Moe,,,,,"What was wrong with you?"
Curly,,,,"Nothing." smack

Curly,,,,"Don't you dare hit me on the head, you know I'm not normal.

Moe,,,,"Now you're getting your vitamins, starch, vegatables, hypocandriacs."

Moe,,,,"This ought to pick him up."
Curly,,,,"And lay him down too."


Patient...."Give me an anasthetic Doctor!"
Curly...."What color?"
Man...."He wants to get knocked out."
Curly smacks patient with a large mallet.
Curly...."He's out!"
Man...."What did you give him?"
Curly...."Hammeritis!"

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"
Now fortified with 8 essential slices of bacon goodness

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, all the funny parts!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW_VOfJ_1T8

Captain...."If this were the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!"
Curly..."But you couldn't do that Captain, we don't get up that early."


Knight...."Gentleman the Queen requests your presence."
Curly...."But we haven't any presents, all the stores were closed."


Curly,,,,"Today I'm going to change my socks, what a experience!"


Shemp,,,,"Do marshmallows have pits?"
Moe,,,,"No, there empty like your skull."


Moe,,,,"If you're gonna cheat, then cheat fair!",,,,"If there's anything I hate, it's a crooked crook!"

If that's a blunt, it would explain their behavior, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!!

Moe *pulls stolen money from hiding place in floor* "There’s gold in them thar hills!
Curly "There’s gold in them thar floors, too!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

It's SABATOOGIES.
No, not really, I'm back to haunt the joint, keeping a thread going for 17 years.

Curly,,,,,, "I'm makin' a Western Surprise"
Moe ,,,,,, "There's no liquor in that...."
Curly,,,,,,"THAT'S THE SURPRISE!

Curly,,,,"Oh boy medicine, I feel better already."
Moe,,,,"What was wrong with you?"
Curly,,,,"Nothing."

Innkeeper,,,,"What kind of fool do you take me for."
Curly,,,,"Why, is there more than one kind?"

Moe,,,,,"All for one"!
Larry,,,,,"One for all"!
Curly,,,,,,"I'll take care of myself"!

Man "Are you members of the press?
Curly "I used to be, but I didn't do any pressing, I went through the pockets, sorta like a dry cleaning.

And one specially for Joe Biden,
Do marshmallows have pits? No, they're empty like your skull.

Can never have enough Curly.

Curlyisms

Man,,,, How dare you hug my wife in front of me!
Curly,,,, Turn around, I'll hug her behind your back.

"Go get whatshisname"---who?---youknow whatishis name---Butch?---yea...Butch---go get Butch."

"What did you expect a fire house mouse to smell like...a petnunia?"

Nyuk..nyuk....nyuk!
HAGO!

Classics

Curly versus oyster soup!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN1eNKGbbXY

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Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, I'm still haunting the joint.

Larry,,,,"Quit stalling, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse."
Moe,,,,"What do you guys think you've been eating for the last month!"


Moe,,,,"Hey, what does your watch say?"
Curly,,,,"It don't say anything, you gotta look at it"


Executioner,,,,"You can be burned at the stake or have your heads cut off."
Curly,,,,,"I'll be burned at the stake".
Moe, Larry,,,,"What?!!!"
Curly,,,,,"Everyone knows that a hot steak is better than a cold chop."


Curly,,,,"Certainly, If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking ''til you do succeed"

Moe,,,"Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat.
Curly,,,,"Not me, I'm a pedestrian.

Co. Butz,,,,"Gentlemen, meet Major Filbern. He's known as 'Bloodhound Filbern', and he can smell a spy a mile away."
Curly,,,,"I'm glad he can't smell'em any closer !!"

Moe,,,,"We're in a togh spot , men."
Larry,,,,"Yeah. It's gona take brains to get us outta this!"
Moe,,,,"That's why I said we're in a tough spot !!"

Moe,,,,"That's enough, when you didn't know what you were talking about, you really had something!"

Larry,,,,"Something tells me that we better take a walk."
Moe,,,,"Yeah but run!"

Man,,,," How can three men make so much noise painting?"
Moe,,,,"You don't know us guys, we make noise stuffing a mattress!"

Moe,,,,,"Is there any gas in the tank?"
Larry,,,,,,"I don't know..It points half way, I can't tell if it's half empty or half full"!

Curly,,,"Did you ever hear the song snow, snow, beautiful snow?"
Lady,,,,,"Did you write that?"
Curly,,,,,"No, I shoveled it."
Hmmm, must live in Buffalo!

Curly,,,,"Certainly, If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking ''til you do succeed"

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jetman
Silver 86 SE 2M6 4-speed, with "check wallet light"
Now fortified with 8 essential slices of bacon goodness

So here I was getting wheeled into an operating room, quite nervous, for a medical procedure, and as a diversion, I started reciting Three Stooges lines. Nurses and orderlies cracking a chuckle, so that was cool.

Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard.

"What did you do for the patient in room 72?" "Nothing, what did he ever do for us!"

For duty and humanity!

Brighto Brighto makes old bodies new. We'll sell a million bottles, a wooo wooo wooo.

Oh medicine, glug glug glug. I feel better already. What was the matter with you? Nothin, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk CLANG.

Curly,,,,,"I haven't been to the circus since I was in the fourth grade."
Moe,,,,,,,"Yeah. That was LAST YEAR !!"

Moe,,,,"Did ya' lock the door?"
Curly,,,,"Yeah, TWICE. Once this way, (to the right), and once that way,(to the left)"

Big lady,,,,"Won't you be my boyfriend??,,,you'll like me after we get aquatinted, I grow on people".
Curly,,,,,"So do warts!"

Larry,,,,"You know fish is great brain food."
Moe,,,,"You ought to fish for a whale!"

Curly,,,,"Hey, have you a fishing license?"
Moe,,,,"No."
Curly,,,,"Then give me back my fish!"

Curly,,,,"Today I'm going to change my socks, what a experience!"

Shemp,,,,"Do marshmallows have pits?"
Moe,,,,"No, there empty like your skull."

Moe,,,,"If you're gonna cheat, then cheat fair!",,,,"If there's anything I hate, it's a crooked crook!"

Army man,,,,"Did you get the squeak out?"
Curly,,,,"Boy we got everything out!!!"

Curly,,,,"I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it."

Moe,,,,"Listen William Tell, for two pins I'd beat your brains in."
Curly,,,,"I haven't any pins."
Moe,,,,"Haven't any brains either." smack

Of course I had a couple 3-stooges audio clips in my fireworks show. Every show I do always has an ELO song and a couple Three Stooges sound bites. This was a scaled down 'Street Show' with NO mortars, 1.4G Pro, or Finale Racks, just 200G and 500G cakes, I scripted on Show Designer and fired on my phone with the Ignite Firing System app. Yes the video man aims the camera up after the first couple of shots. He's usually a lot farther back but this show was shot at his house.

Brighto, Brighto, makes old bodies new!
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Although impossible to duplicate, I really enjoyed the modern Three Stooges movie.

Knight,,,,,"Gentlemen, the Queen requests your presence."
Curly,,,,,,,"We have no presents,,,all the stores were closed".


Moe,,,,,,"What's the idea of packin' the phone?"
Curly,,,,,,,"In case we get a call while we're gone."


Gentleman,,,,,"Are you sure that this work is in competent hands?
Curly,,,,,,"Certainly,,,,we're all incompetent"


Man,,,,,"What kind of a fool do you take me for?"
Curly,,,,,Why, is there more than one kind?"


Curly,,,,"What's the matter with you?"
Moe,,,,"I just drank some paint."
Curly,,,,"That's silly, I always drink coffee."

It's Shemp versus Curly film festival.
Eeeebebebebebe, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Haha just found this thread! A few years ago I got ahold of a DVD collection of all the shorts, something like 300 I think, I watched them all over about a month (spoiler, towards the end they just become copies of older episodes, but with slight differences and the occasional 3rd actor change, Curly, Shemp, Joe, Curly Joe)

So the new manager to replace me at work, on his first day on the job, 2 hours into his onboarding got a text message from his 'dream job' and he quit, lololol. I just can't retire,,,, yet.

Worker,,,,,"I quit.
Moe,,,,"You can't quit.
Worker,,,,,"And why not?
Moe,,,,,"Because you're fired.
Curly,,,,"You can't fire him.
Moe,,,,,"And why not?
Curly,,,,,"He quit.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

Michael Chiklis as Curly

Didn't go back through the whole thread, so don't know if this has been mentioned before or not, but I thought Michael Chiklis's performance in this made for tv movie was better than great!

HAGO!

It's a Curly versus Shemp marathon!

Featuring An Ache in Every Stake, my favorite!

CLANG,,
Oh look, you bent the chissel.
I'll straighten it.
CLANG,,

Am I nuts?!!
IT's Shemp.
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
E-Be-Be-Be-Be-Be!
I resemble that remark.

It's a Labor Day Three Stooges marathon!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.