Curly,,,,"I'm stabbed, I'm dead, I'm murdered, I'm killed, I'm annihilated. What will the world do without me? What will I do without myself? I'm slaughtered, I'm annihilated, I'm destroyed, I'm barbecued, I'm done for. Can you think of anything else? Moe,,,,"No, you've covered it all." Curly,,,,"I'm not even wounded?!" Moe,,,,"That's what you think!" SMACK
Captain,,,"If this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!" Curly,,,,"But you couldn't do that captain, we don't get up that early!"
"Calling Doctor Howard!,,, Doctor Fine!,,,,Doctor Howard!!"
"Boys give him the anesthetic,,,,,boink
Curly,,,,,"Oh medicine, glug glug glug, I feel better already," Moe,,,,,"What was wrong with you?" Curly,,,,"Nothing." smack
Curly,,,,"Don't you dare hit me on the head, you know I'm not normal.
Moe,,,,"Now you're getting your vitamins, starch, vegatables, hypocandriacs."
Moe,,,,"This ought to pick him up." Curly,,,,"And lay him down too."
Patient...."Give me an anasthetic Doctor!" Curly...."What color?" Man...."He wants to get knocked out." Curly smacks patient with a large mallet. Curly...."He's out!" Man...."What did you give him?" Curly...."Hammeritis!"
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Larry,,,,"Quit stalling, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse." Moe,,,,"What do you guys think you've been eating for the last month!"
Moe,,,,"Hey, what does your watch say?" Curly,,,,"It don't say anything, you gotta look at it"
Executioner,,,,"You can be burned at the stake or have your heads cut off." Curly,,,,,"I'll be burned at the stake". Moe, Larry,,,,"What?!!!" Curly,,,,,"Everyone knows that a hot steak is better than a cold chop."
Curly,,,,"Certainly, If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking ''til you do succeed"
So here I was getting wheeled into an operating room, quite nervous, for a medical procedure, and as a diversion, I started reciting Three Stooges lines. Nurses and orderlies cracking a chuckle, so that was cool.
Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard.
"What did you do for the patient in room 72?" "Nothing, what did he ever do for us!"
For duty and humanity!
Brighto Brighto makes old bodies new. We'll sell a million bottles, a wooo wooo wooo.
Oh medicine, glug glug glug. I feel better already. What was the matter with you? Nothin, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk CLANG.
Of course I had a couple 3-stooges audio clips in my fireworks show. Every show I do always has an ELO song and a couple Three Stooges sound bites. This was a scaled down 'Street Show' with NO mortars, 1.4G Pro, or Finale Racks, just 200G and 500G cakes, I scripted on Show Designer and fired on my phone with the Ignite Firing System app. Yes the video man aims the camera up after the first couple of shots. He's usually a lot farther back but this show was shot at his house.