Now I know why I don't attract women... I need one of these! by cam-a-lot
Started on : 07-31-2016 06:19 AM
Replies : 25 (794 views)
Last post by : sardonyx247 on 08-14-2016 04:58 AM
Jul 31st, 2016
cam-a-lot Member Posts: 2120 From: Barrie- Ontario, Canada Registered: Oct 2010
06:19 AM
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Jonathan Tate Member Posts: 83 From: Sarasota Florida Registered: Jun 2015
The only problem is that the women it attracts all have tons of cosmetic surgery done, you know like Joan Rivers.
[This message has been edited by Jonathan Tate (edited 07-31-2016).]
06:48 AM
cvxjet Member Posts: 3625 From: ca, usa Registered: May 2010
Although not a fan of the styling and especially the "It's a Lotus" routine...The overall effect does look pretty cohesive.....
10:35 AM
cam-a-lot Member Posts: 2120 From: Barrie- Ontario, Canada Registered: Oct 2010
quote Originally posted by cvxjet: Although not a fan of the styling and especially the "It's a Lotus" routine...The overall effect does look pretty cohesive.....
About as cohesive as dog crap stuck in a dog's butt hairs that you have to wash out with a garden hose. It is cohesive...but you wish it didn't exist.
01:59 PM
dobey Member Posts: 11572 From: Registered: Sep 2001
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I wonder how much he's asking for it (ie, if it's enough you could just buy a real Esprit).
03:38 PM
busa_powered Member Posts: 479 From: Dallas Texas Registered: Oct 2014
I think it looks pretty good!
05:26 PM
solotwo Member Posts: 5374 From: Grand Rapids, MI. USA Registered: Jun 2002
quote Originally posted by busa_powered: I think it looks pretty good!
Me too. The rear is a little high but looks good. I wonder what the front end looks like?
05:42 PM
solotwo Member Posts: 5374 From: Grand Rapids, MI. USA Registered: Jun 2002
It is a solution to the GT tail light situation.
05:45 PM
busa_powered Member Posts: 479 From: Dallas Texas Registered: Oct 2014
I think it looks pretty good!
09:36 PM
Dennis LaGrua Member Posts: 15139 From: Hillsborough, NJ U.S.A. Registered: May 2000
When I first got into this hobby around 1997, there was a guy from England that went across the country in a Fiero and he had pictures that he took with numerous girls that he met in different states. Some of these pictures showed up to a dozen women around his Fiero and I guess that he was promoting the car as his chic magnet. I don't recall the chaps name but some of the long time members may remember him. The Fiero may be an attractive car to the female species as this guy did real well!!!!
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09:41 PM
Aug 2nd, 2016
RACE Member Posts: 4842 From: Des Moines IA Registered: Dec 2002
Most hilarious thing I've seen today!
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02:32 PM
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Rexgirl Member Posts: 451 From: S. Oregon Registered: Dec 2013
Add me to 'looks pretty good" chorus. Solo Two's thoughts on the rear end are spot on.
03:01 PM
Aug 3rd, 2016
Australian Member Posts: 4701 From: Sydney Australia Registered: Sep 2004
Doesn't pass as a lotus esprit way too short but looks okay stance sits like every kit car too high.
07:08 AM
Fastfiero1 Member Posts: 256 From: Bellmawr, NJ, USA Registered: Sep 2001
LOL, take the wing off and add some louvers over the back and it would look almost like the Gadget Mobile...
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10:08 AM
cam-a-lot Member Posts: 2120 From: Barrie- Ontario, Canada Registered: Oct 2010
I KNEW it looked familiar for a reason!!! Go Gadget Go!!
You are right
Why on earth someone would butcher a car with nice lines (Fiero) into something that only a blind person would mistake for a Lotus is beyond me... but hey, it was worth a giggle
11:47 AM
robert1234 Member Posts: 461 From: Knoxville TN Registered: Oct 2015
Maybe this is the car you need ???
11:01 PM
Aug 4th, 2016
rogergarrison Member Posts: 49601 From: A Western Caribbean Island/ Columbus, Ohio Registered: Apr 99
This works well enough for me, even at 70.
07:14 AM
Fiero 88 Member Posts: 705 From: Mason City, IA Registered: Apr 2002
quote Originally posted by robert1234: Maybe this is the car you need ???
What car?
07:18 AM
Aug 5th, 2016
Reallybig Member Posts: 974 From: Calgary Alberta Canada Registered: Mar 2011
quote Originally posted by Fastfiero1: LOL, take the wing off and add some louvers over the back and it would look almost like the Gadget Mobile...
DO IT!!! Best use of a crappy kitcar ever!
Aren't those tail lights off an 85 Hyundai Stellar?
Best use of crappy Hyundai Stellar tail lights ever!
03:27 PM
dobey Member Posts: 11572 From: Registered: Sep 2001
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quote Originally posted by Reallybig: DO IT!!! Best use of a crappy kitcar ever! Aren't those tail lights off an 85 Hyundai Stellar? Best use of crappy Hyundai Stellar tail lights ever!
Well, the real Esprit did share lights with cheaper cars, like the Corolla:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjzUykymcI
03:50 PM
Aug 6th, 2016
rogergarrison Member Posts: 49601 From: A Western Caribbean Island/ Columbus, Ohio Registered: Apr 99
I think Countach used VW something rear lights turned upside down.
11:14 AM
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Aug 7th, 2016
Reallybig Member Posts: 974 From: Calgary Alberta Canada Registered: Mar 2011
Please tell me we aren't really considdering this kit to be on the same level as a real lotus... or even the same level as a Toyota corolla.
08:30 PM
Reallybig Member Posts: 974 From: Calgary Alberta Canada Registered: Mar 2011
Please tell me we aren't really considdering this kit to be on the same level as a real lotus... or even the same level as a Toyota corolla.
11:08 PM
Aug 8th, 2016
rogergarrison Member Posts: 49601 From: A Western Caribbean Island/ Columbus, Ohio Registered: Apr 99
I saw a really nice 2000 Esprit at a car show yesterday.
02:51 PM
Neils88 Member Posts: 4045 From: Jeddore,Nova Scotia Registered: Aug 2013
quote Originally posted by Fiero 88: What car?
Lamborghini Aventador....
05:23 PM
Aug 14th, 2016
sardonyx247 Member Posts: 5032 From: Nevada, USA Registered: Jun 2003
quote Originally posted by cam-a-lot: Now I know why I don't attract women
Your "chick magnet" is broken, you need to install a new one.
quote Originally posted by Neils88: Lamborghini Aventador....
I don't see a car either, What pic are you looking at?
04:58 AM