Now I know why I don't attract women... I need one of these!

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-auto...hNavigationFlag=true

The only problem is that the women it attracts all have tons of cosmetic surgery done, you know like Joan Rivers.

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Although not a fan of the styling and especially the "It's a Lotus" routine...The overall effect does look pretty cohesive.....

quote Originally posted by cvxjet: Although not a fan of the styling and especially the "It's a Lotus" routine...The overall effect does look pretty cohesive.....

About as cohesive as dog crap stuck in a dog's butt hairs that you have to wash out with a garden hose. It is cohesive...but you wish it didn't exist.

I wonder how much he's asking for it (ie, if it's enough you could just buy a real Esprit).

I think it looks pretty good!

quote Originally posted by busa_powered: I think it looks pretty good!

Me too. The rear is a little high but looks good. I wonder what the front end looks like?

I think it looks pretty good!

When I first got into this hobby around 1997, there was a guy from England that went across the country in a Fiero and he had pictures that he took with numerous girls that he met in different states. Some of these pictures showed up to a dozen women around his Fiero and I guess that he was promoting the car as his chic magnet. I don't recall the chaps name but some of the long time members may remember him. The Fiero may be an attractive car to the female species as this guy did real well!!!!

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Add me to 'looks pretty good" chorus. Solo Two's thoughts on the rear end are spot on.

Doesn't pass as a lotus esprit way too short but looks okay stance sits like every kit car too high.

LOL, take the wing off and add some louvers over the back and it would look almost like the Gadget Mobile...

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I KNEW it looked familiar for a reason!!! Go Gadget Go!! You are right

Why on earth someone would butcher a car with nice lines (Fiero) into something that only a blind person would mistake for a Lotus is beyond me... but hey, it was worth a giggle

Maybe this is the car you need ???

This works well enough for me, even at 70.

quote Originally posted by robert1234: Maybe this is the car you need ???

What car?

quote Originally posted by Fastfiero1: LOL, take the wing off and add some louvers over the back and it would look almost like the Gadget Mobile...

DO IT!!! Best use of a crappy kitcar ever!

Aren't those tail lights off an 85 Hyundai Stellar?

Best use of crappy Hyundai Stellar tail lights ever!

quote Originally posted by Reallybig: DO IT!!! Best use of a crappy kitcar ever! Aren't those tail lights off an 85 Hyundai Stellar? Best use of crappy Hyundai Stellar tail lights ever!

Well, the real Esprit did share lights with cheaper cars, like the Corolla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjzUykymcI

I think Countach used VW something rear lights turned upside down.

quote Originally posted by dobey: Well, the real Esprit did share lights with cheaper cars, like the Corolla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjzUykymcI

Please tell me we aren't really considdering this kit to be on the same level as a real lotus... or even the same level as a Toyota corolla.

I saw a really nice 2000 Esprit at a car show yesterday.

quote Originally posted by Fiero 88: What car?

Lamborghini Aventador....

quote Originally posted by cam-a-lot: Now I know why I don't attract women

Your "chick magnet" is broken, you need to install a new one.

quote Originally posted by Neils88: Lamborghini Aventador....

I don't see a car either, What pic are you looking at?