One of my 11 year old twin daughters was rummaging around our basement today, looking for spare furniture to put into "her" new fort. (I have new shop in the backyard, and gave the kids the attic area to play in). She found a couple of cardboard boxes, and figured that the parts inside would be perfect for a table. She pulled out the "tables" and was about to take them into the shed, and start piling a bunch of heavy bowls and plates on them.
The "tables" she found were my brand new, NOS GT fastback rear windows. As we all know, these are as rare as an honest politician... My heart skipped a beat, as I negotiated with her to slowly put down the windows, step back, and put her hands up. The hostages were released without injury, and are back in their cardboard boxes. A tragedy was averted.
First world problems....