Huh. Competent rally car, too. Is there anything our beloved cars can't do?

They cant rally competitively.... or road race competitively. .. they are too heavy and too underpowered to constrain to most class rules.

The early Saturn coupes with the twin cam motor were very competitive in their class at a Sebring race I went to in the 90's. Saturn's space frame was made a lot lighter than the Fiero's