My new girlfriend got her mom a cell phone for her birthday,,the MOM is a 325 pound black lady, a real heifer & side of beef for a white shark meal ,,& her older lady friends do not have cell phones ,,I need some ideas to improve her calling list,so she gets a lot of calls when meandering down the road In her battered Buick (she needs a lot of seating room) I look very thin when I hangout with her!!
she is to large for the old""my boyfriend is out of town"" that draws more men than a new discount asian massage parlour free promotional car wash
what do you guys think about having a bumper sticker made(only$10) ""hows my driving,cal 555,555-5555 ?? Im sure she would make new many friends
she may not be comming to the Daytona speed way Fiero event at the end of march,this should be a big one!! so get the car ready & plan your trip to the Sunshine state afters months of cold weather, a florida vacation is splendid start with Daytona,,have you ever been inside the track??
then a trip to Disney world & Universal studios will give you a really relaxing vacation ,,you can also take a cruise.. the space center needs to be seen !!
so let the wife or girlfriend in ,to get organized or to make it really interesting invite the wife & girlfried together ..its time they got to know each other !!

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