An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.



As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,



Are you a real pilot?





He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?



She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'



The two sat sipping in silence.



A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:



"Are you a real pilot?"



He replied, 'I always thought I was,



but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

just

That said, I must be one to,

Steve

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and one big pain in the ass when it doesn't



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[This message has been edited by 84fiero123 (edited 12-10-2013).]

I thought I was a cowboy.
I am a lesbian too.

I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body!